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Bedlam before High 5 show

My first visit to the High Five Bar and Grill occurs on January 15 2000, when an all-star lineup performs AC/DC cover songs all night, as part of this “Bon-A-Thon” charity event. Among these were many friends of mine, including the characters pictured above, in their recently reformed version of Bedlam. Left to right this translates as Alan Kline (drums), Brian Randolph (vocals), Paul Radick (rhythm guitar), Paul Linville (bass), and Damon Privette (lead guitar). Meeting at my apartment prior to the show, I was able to snap a few publicity photos of them, such as this one.

Unfortunately, we only decided to bust the camera out after they went through this costume wearing routine. Breaking out a bunch of random gear found in various corners of this place, Linville had on this crazy cape and purple, medieval looking vest with a matching black hat, skull and crossbones hatband. Alan throws on this business shirt, tie, and dress slacks ensemble left over from my banking days, whereas Brian takes his actual shirt off (in a foreshadowing of future, semi-controversial events) to walk around in a trench coat instead. Damon, meanwhile, brings his own crazy getup, of the very rock star-esque leather pants, but also this shiny shirt that looks red when viewed from one angle, black from another. Radick alone takes the sensible route in wearing his normal street clothes. Nonetheless, just prior to picture time, and long before the show, nearly everyone reverts back to form – Alan alone wears his borrowed costume out to the club.

I actually covered this “Bon-A-Thon” event for a short-lived Mansfield monthly, a black and white local music mag, and still have a copy somewhere. Until I stumble upon that article, though, and can crib some of that material, these notes will have to suffice. Let me say that finding out anything online about the High Five, which bit the dust in 2008, has proven extremely difficult. As always, if anyone has any info or any other hotline tips to submit, these would be most appreciated. Until then there’s my skeletal commentary here to tide you over.

To my knowledge, Bedlam have only played Columbus on one other occasion, a weekend back in January of ’96. Their stance has always been a valid one, paradoxical though it may seem: Columbus bands make far less money from the door than they would in other, smaller towns, like the ones in the Mansfield region to the north. At that time (mid 90s – early 00s) it was not unheard of for a very good band, of which they are one, to pull in at least $300 a night playing various bars around those towns. I know of at least one popular metal outfit who was making $600-$900 per outing, in podunk places like Shelby. The problem with a scene like Columbus is not just one of competition, but also a heavily ingrained culture, decades in the making. It’s common practice around here to have 3-4 bands splitting a bill, and fighting for the door. As such you would have to draw 3-4 times as many people just to bring home the same loot. Assuming you were playing for the door at all, and weren’t just being paid in skunky draft beer or something.

Whatever the case, this is for a good cause, they are mostly all AC/DC fanatics, and it promises to be a great time. There’s also the opportunity for networking and promotion, not to mention reestablishing themselves in light of one other important fact: this is the first Bedlam show in about 3 1/2 years. They actually broke up in late ’96. As such, this is not only their initial trial run since reforming, but Brian Randolph’s debut with the group. In fact, as Privette and Linville were splitting vocal duties before, this is their first attempt at having a dedicated frontman, period.

After shooting these photos, we head out in two vehicles, which translates as Kline and Linville riding with me, the other three in Radick’s car. They’re following us most of the way, although we manage to lose them somewhere along High Street, just south of campus. Though driving around a bit, looking for them, we finally park, figuring they’ll find their way somehow or another. We order a couple of pizzas from the Papa John’s down the street, then stand around outside in hopes of spotting the others. At last, they appear, walking up to us from the south on High Street.  Turns out Radick had hit a pothole which somehow managed to screw up his power steering, and now the car is parked blocks away while he tries to figure out what to do.   

So while Alan goes to grab the pizzas, the rest of us have no choice but to retreat to Radick’s car instead, pitch in to retrieve the rest of the equipment. Well, everyone but Brian, who insists he must remain indoors to “protect his voice.” En route, Radick’s on the phone with his dad, getting advice about the car predicament.

Back at the bar, the crowd is small at first but fills up quickly, despite a somewhat steep at the time $5 cover. Our buddy Travis Tyo shows up, though he’s not playing with own band Superstar Rookie tonight. Instead, he’s joining forces with Dan Focht of Salthorse and some other local cats. As far as friends in the crowd, Damon’s sister makes it here with one of her chick friends, Radick’s sister with a couple of her own. The ever present Sean Gardner’s wandering the premises, although I don’t recall him playing with anyone this evening. Also, in another unexpected twist, we bump into former classmate Jason Woods, despite only spotting him I think one other time in three years of living here.

As far as what’s happening on the stage, two middle-aged guys on acoustics play first. Though the purists might think this is horseshit, I kind of like the distinct spins everyone is putting on these old AC/DC chestnuts. Following them is an outfit calling itself Servants of Evel (as in Knievel), which features a redhead chick singer in a red, white and blue bikini top. After their set, I’m “interviewing” the singer for my own goofy ass purposes. She says her outfit was designed after Evel’s motorcycle logo, but of course I could have already guessed that.

 Other than this, I break off from our crew for a little while and dance with some hot girl named Nicole, meet some other lady in furs. In between this, I’m getting caught up in some tiny Bedlam related drama. Brian is dealing with a case of the nerves, wants to read off lyric sheets while singing, as in literally stand there holding sheets of paper at the microphone. I’m guessing teleprompters are out of the question here. The other guys are bitching to me about it, Linville especially, but nobody has told Randolph point blank that this is out of the question. I finally decide to tactfully approach Brian, despite not having any actual dog in this fight, and tell him that he doesn’t need the lyric sheets, because nobody pays attention to the words anyway.

And yet he takes these pieces of paper up with him regardless. But it doesn’t really matter, as Bedlam go over extremely well, playing a five song set of the classics: Big Gun, Gone Shootin’ and Shot Down In Flames I know for certain, as well as two others. The only blemish proves to be Randolph’s doing, although this particular development blindsides everyone, has nothing to do with the lyric sheets: at some point in their set, he whips off his black tank top, and is standing there shirtless. As in, he thinks that the chicks will be impressed by his wicked buff bod or something. I am hanging out near the stage when this happens and witness the whole thing. Kline and Linville tell him straight up that if he ever does this again, he will be immediately fired.

They have a point, considering that I actually hear girls in my vicinity groan when this transpires. But, I don’t know, it sure seems like certain personality types are drawn to certain roles within a band, and this is what you’re signing up for if you decide to take on a front man. From a performance standpoint he can certainly deliver the goods, except, well…you might have to endure some cheesy moments, such as this. I still think it’s a mostly worthwhile tradeoff.

As soon as their set ends, I make a bee line for the bar, and bump into Jason Woods yet again. We’re leaning against the bar, with our backs to the stage, chatting about our current jobs, when the announcer guy congratulates Bedlam from the stage. At which point Woods just about chokes on his drink, at the shock value in hearing that name. He has talked to the guys a little bit here, of course, but apparently didn’t realize that they were still going by Bedlam, as they were clear back in the early high school days, nearly a decade ago.

“Are they still using that name?” he marvels, though that is obviously the case.

 In other developments, there’s this Arty guy who is connected to High 5 in some capacity, playing bass for Pat Dull & His Media Whores. He’s wearing this very shiny outfit and they go over extremely well, in fact I would say they are the crowd favorite. Travis and his thrown together crew play a killer set, too. They all wore plain white tee shirts here, because the original plan was to spit fake blood during their set; that plan was eventually scrapped, and yet the tee shirt look prevailed anyway.

Melissa and her sidekick are bored to tears at this point, announce they’re heading out. But Shelly and her very attractive friends are having a great time, in fact they are talking about partying with us at my pad afterwards. So Damon and I spring for a bunch of carryout beer. Even Radick, who has pounded a few ales and is pumped up about their seamless return to form, is in buoyant spirits, says fuck the car, he’ll worry about that tomorrow. We’re trying to talk Travis into riding out to my apartment, too, but he explains he lives in Grandview and isn’t about to drive that far tonight.

Then, after we’ve already bought the damn beer, the girls back out and leave. This means that the six of us, their equipment, and the carryout beverages must all fit in my Geo Storm, as we drive halfway across town. Somehow, we just barely manage to pull this off.

Okay, so that’s all I have at the moment on the High 5. Over the years to follow, however, I will attend countless other shows here, which I hope to transcribe in the near future. In the meantime, all I can tell you is that this place was sold in late 2008 to a few guys around town, including the owners of Skully’s and somebody from Ravari Room. They began remodeling the interior, but only got around to formally rebranding it as Circus in early 2009. So there’s that, and there’s also this mighty incomplete events calendar, which is all I’ve been able to cobble together thus far:

Year 2000 Events Calendar:

January 14: New Bomb Turks

February 1: Plague Daddy, which is some kind of free techno show

February 3: Pfifer, The Marbles, Mr. Earl 

February 5: Gossamer, Low Sunday, Monster in Your Closet

February 7: Spoken Word Night. Either that or this is the name of a band – which, come to think of it, wouldn’t be a bad marketing strategy.

February 8: Plague Daddy techno again

February 10: Superstar Rookie, 84 Nash, Pat Dull and the Media Whores. I attend this show but must admit to not remembering many specifics.

February 11: Templeton, Prospect, and Silo The Huskie

February 12: Anger Nation and Crush Effect

February 14: At least some people theoretically spent Valentine’s at High 5, where Tixeon DJ is plying his wares.

February 18: Combine, Sporadic Still, God Thought

February 19: The Mendalsonics, The Sovines, and The Wahoos

February 21: Tixeon DJ again.

February 22: Plague Daddy again.

February 23: The Vague and Mr. Earl

February 25: Gigolo Skills and Miranda Sound

February 26: Dubok vs. Evolution Control Committee,  whatever this is.

March 9: Superstar Rookie, May/June, Pat Dull & his Media Whores

March 10: Templeton, Beta Roric, Rancid Yak Butter Tea Party

March 30: Green Sky Grey, Season’s End, Turnbull 

March 31: Jive Turkeys, Jack Neat, Lylo

April 21: The Breakdown

May 9: Furnace St. and Chew’s Eye Shop

August 5: Ronnie Dawson

Year 2001 Events Calendar

January 14 – New Bomb Turks, Cult of the Psychic Fetus 

March 3 – Owen Grey, The Stapletons 

March 4 – Punk Rock Matinee beginning at 6pm. Features Nothing to Lose, Innocence Lost, The Creeps and more 

March 5 – Man Planet, Hex on Wheels, Neverwhere, Japanic 

March 6 – Punchy, Trapper John 

March 7 – In Motion w/ DJ Eric D, Rotating E.D. Prodagy, Noah Nine 

March 8 – The Urban Funk Ordinance, HeeVahAva, Amara 

March 9 – The Flux featuring members of Gunga Din, Gil Mantra Party Dream, Jack Diesel 

March 10 – Silver Star, Phantom 13, Something Said 

March 11 – another Punk Rock Matinee. This one features Jessie & the Rippers, Little Orphan Anarchey (sic), The Brute AFO, 5 Foot Nothing 

March 12 – Cee Knowledge & The Cosmic Funk Orchestra (tentative) 

March 13 – Pop Sound Lounge 

March 14 – Jeremia Grotto, The Husher 

March 15 – Basrtard Squad, Hex on Wheels 

March 16 – Jessie & the Rippers, Criminal Authority 

March 17 – The White Outs, Bob City, A Planet For Texas 

March 18 – Punk Rock Matinee again. This time it’s Rancid Yak Butter Tea Party, Half Barrel, 12oz Rebels 

March 20 – Pop Sound Lounge 

March 21 – Leveled, Diluted 

March 23 – Doors-A-Thon for the Open Shelter 

March 24 The Cusacks (plus unnamed support act(s)) 

March 25 – Punk Rock Matinee. Face Down, Burning Dawn, The Creeps, Innocence Lost 

March 27 – Pop Sound Lounge 

March 28 – In Motion w/ DJ Eric D 

March 29 – Mercy Township and unnamed support act(s) 

March 30 – Pat Dull & Media Whores (tentative) 

March 31 – Ohio Punk From 2001 (part 1). Starts at 5pm and is an all day showcase. Innocence Lost, 12oz Rebels, Time has Come, The Creeps, Lazy American Workers, Blatant Finger, LegBone, ScallyWagon, 2% Talent, The Echoes, The Throbs, In Common, The Hitchcocks, Jerkwater Jive, Ska Blue plus Food, Drink, Videos, DJ. 

October 11 – One Drop, Trailer Park Ninjas 

October 14 – 5 Hand Gang, Speed Devils 

October 15 – karaoke 

October 16 – DJ Kinkey Doll, DJ Kahkai 

October 25 – Lowdown, Unlearned, Soma, High More Body 

October 26 – Urn, Gossimer, Josh Roxxx 

October 27 – Trailer Park Ninjas Halloween Party 

October 28 – 60 Watt Jackass, Crooked Country, Two Cow Garage, Full Custom Time Bombs (or is it Full-Custom Tim, and F Bombs?), Ukelele Man. Different ads list slightly different lineups, though, so it’s possible some of these acts didn’t play.  

October 29 – karaoke 

October 31 – Separation of Terms, More Plastic 

November 2 – Cringe CD release after party. They are also judging and announcing winners for a new logo contest. According to one ad, the owner’s predelections are “jack of hearts, guitar, guns, voluptuous women.” Local musicians, artists, media, and owner comprise the judging panel. I’m not sure how it turned out, although hopefully it solved the High Five/High 5 disparity – they usually display their name as High 5, but events calendars usually list them as High Five. I like the way High Five looks better personally, but I understand the thinking behind the other, official name, considering this is near the corner of High and 5th.  

Year 2006 Events Calendar

January 2 – punk rock karaoke. This is a Monday, and they have the exact same thing booked for all Mondays, so you get the drill. I won’t be listing them all. Someone named GURU hosts these things and the bar features half price pitchers on PBR, Bud, Bud Lite.

January 5 – Somany Dynamos, I Against The Tower. This is an early show.

January 6 – Houses, Ashley Creek, Cale, Autumns Last Romance. This is an early show.

January 7 – Chris Mills and the New Miserable Bastards, Two Cow Garage, Chris McCoy and the Gospel

January 8 – at 2pm Jack Rinella hosts the first NLA meeting of the year, revolving around the topic of “Bedroom Play.” This has something to do with folks who are into leather for spicing up their sex life. A $2 door charge contributes to the cause.

Much later, there’s a good ol’ fashioned music show featuring Peelander Z, Marvin The Robot, and Ali Zjana.

January 12 – Deadwillrise, Harlots, Burning Love Letters.

January 13 – Audible Detonation (the bar’s website at this time raved about the band, saying, “High Five loves this band! They’re crazy, they’re fun, they’ll make you dance.”), The Real California (which features Ron and Don from The Peachbones.)

January 14 – Rapfest twin bill with both Kadiz and Lyrical having a CD release party.

January 15 – Girls Girls Girls, One Step Ahead

January 16 – Possibly Cyborgs play an early show. This is before the punk rock karaoke juggernaut lumbers to its feet.

January 17 – Femme Fatality, The Colour Scheme, The Stock Market Crash, Anna Ranger

January 19 – Day 9, Lead the Children to the Slaughter, An End To All This

January 20 – MC battle

January 21 – Kati’s graduation party, from 5-9pm. Then the Evolved Kings Of Rock hoedown, hosted by columbusparty.com and featuring at least 8Kount, Simply Waiting, possibly others.

January 24 – They start (at least I think it begins here) this new thing that sounds kind of cool, Tuesday Amateur Nights. Lasting from 8 to 10, it costs $15 to register, though this does get you passes for two guests to come watch you play. It says they are using “Apollo style judging,” whatever that means, and the winner gets $150. Will repeat on future Tuesdays hereafter.

January 25 – following an open dodgeball night at nearby Thompson Rec Center, there’s an afterparty here at the bar.

January 26 – A dance party called UNDERGROUND, which is also known as Less Than Zero, features what sounds like someone spinning classic records ranging from Britpop to punk to new wave and so on. No cover charge. It will repeat as a recurring event on most but not all Thursday nights.

January 27 – Novemberkills plays an early show. Then later there’s a packed set at normal hours with Jonathan Burgess, Wake Up, The Blue Eyed Gunslingers, Asthmo, and Supersonic Theory.

January 28 – multi-level Battle of the Bands begins tonight. There are 3 rounds of competition, with the next occurring on Feb 25 and Mar 25. A list of the known participants: Dissonant Hatred, Occams Razor, Study of Revenge, Once Pure, Caje, Halo Effect, Sour Blood, Pollock, Ripcord, 1 Point 3, Bishop.

First place, which I’m guessing isn’t handed out until the final night in March, includes a sponsorship deal with Rockstar Energy Drinks, 10 hours of recording time, a music video filmed by Columbus Productions, press kit submissions to major labels, prizes from Evolved Body Art, and an unspecified cash windfall.

Second place nets prizes from Evolved Body Art and a press kit from Columbus Productions, but what also might be the most bizarre/hilarious reward for any such competition, ever: they will film half of a music video for you. How does that work, exactly? I am now dying to know how this turned out and what the finish product wound up looking like.

January 29 – Battle Of Gettysburg, Triceratops

February 1 – Shuttlecock, Freedom

February 3 – some sort of Myspace party. DJs, drink specials, and no cover charge.

February 4 – so this is something else new they are starting, which is a “Psychedelic Supper” on Gallery Hop nights (first Saturday of every month.) Running from 5-9pm, it will feature a meal, of course, but then followed by live music from Mas Bagua – this is presumably the psychedelic part, and not anything you will be ingesting.

February 5 – quite the action packed day here. First, from 1-5pm, there’s a rugby party hosted by Scioto Valley and OSU’s teams. Then there’s a Super Bowl gathering later, featuring 25 cent wings, the game itself of course, a halftime draft for what I’m guessing is a fantasy football league organizing this event (called the QuarterBack Club), and then afterwards DJs Alan Greenspin, Detox, and Kenny Ki scratching records or whatever it is they do.

February 6 – the usual Monday night punk rock karaoke thing has been upgraded, tonight only, to Strip Tease Karaoke. Hosted by “local hotties” the Project X Girls.

February 7 – and now the weekly Tuesday amateur night is followed by a proper show, featuring Circle Takes The Square, Junius, and Freedom.

February 8 – Old English, MOB, We Rise Records, Sangreal

February 10 – In what is to be a multi-week installment, donewaiting.com kicks off its 3 year anniversary party. One thing that’s odd about this is they don’t appear to have written about the shows at any point on their actual blog. Like I could find nothing, before or after, relating to these events in the slightest. Then again, can I reasonably claim there have never been any bizarre and baffling marketing lapses in my own half-baked strategies? Not exactly. But anyway, Sweetheart, Houseguest, The Six Parts Seven, and Beaten Awake are the scheduled performers for tonight. Celebrations will continue on the next two Fridays as well.

February 11 – Marah, a band Stephen King is apparently really into. Unless this is a made-up quote.

February 12 – Mice Parade, Pompeii, This Morning, and Elephants Gerald

February 16 – speakerFIRE, Listed M.I.A., Lest Still Bleeding, and Probably Cyborgs play an early show. Then Edith Frost, The Zincs, and Tiara play one at the proper time.

February 17 – Donewaiting’s celebrations extravaganza continues with Little Darlings, 333, Mixtape vs. Atakbot, and Apocalypso as the scheduled acts.

February 18 – An early show features 1931 (for a CD release), Kill What I Adore, Gone To Graceland, and The Bloodstain Prophecy. Then much later, at 11pm, there’s a Rapfest with acts, in running order, Infinite, Lyrical and the Association, L-Marr The Great, Blackhouse, Streetkor, Distinct1, and Swift all on a tightly wound schedule. Tito 6, who was recently signed to Shady Aftermath, makes a special guest hosting appearance. Doors open at 9, though, with DJ Carma spinning records for a couple hours. $5 cover, $1 drafts, $2 imports, $5 uh, Hennesey and Heineken combo? That’s what the ad says.

February 19 – something which didn’t happen but has me intensely curious about it, and thus I will list here anyway: Report Suspicious Activity, The Bomb, and Early Empire were supposed to play, but the show was cancelled.

February 22 – The Black Angels, The Slide Machine

February 24 – Donewaiting’s anniversary wraps up with Envelope, The Evil Queens, Miranda Sound, and Necropolis

February 25 – the three part battle of the bands (from January 28) continues. Group B so to speak features the acts Azygous, Templetons Zeal, Day Nine, The Nothings From Nowhere, Addison Iane, The Most Beautiful Losers, An End To All This, Caption, Triceratops, and Mystic Syntax

March 1 – Curt Kirkwood of Meat Puppets fame plays a solo gig here. The Rackets open for him.

March 3 – not entirely sure what’s happening here, but it sounds pretty awesome. “Columbus Dude Band Extravaganza,” says it is starring Freedom, Pretty Weapons, Sweetheart, and a couple other acts. Come hear us sound like your dad is the tagline for the show, listed on the High Five events calendar. In other news, something billing itself as Nicks Shit Fit is also on the docket, though it’s unclear if this is related to the dude band blowout or what. All we have to go on by way of description is that this is a “doom patrol” of some sort.

March 4 – the whole Mas Bagua/Psychedelic Supper thing, tying in with the Gallery Hop, happens again from 5-9pm. After that, you are encouraged to “come enjoy the hospitality of the OSU Women’s Rugby team,” heh heh, from 9 o’clock onward. This is related to some Arnold’s Fitness Classic afterparty that they are hosting here.

March 6 – Strip Tease Karaoke again, featuring Project X Girls and free giveaways. This seems to be a first Monday of the month occurrence, an appendage to the punk rock karaoke on all other Monday nights.

March 8 – another dodgeball afterparty

March 10 – The Life And Times, Russian Circles, and local band Miranda Sound.

March 11 – Desolate Mindframe, A Vicious Cycle, Life Shot, Study Of Revenge

March 12 – An extensive early show featuring Valencia, Time and Distance, Dusty Innocenti, Five Year Breakup, and Levi

March 14 – Psyclon Nine, The Brown Notes. DJ FailSafe opens.

March 15 – The Receiver, Eagle Seagull, Pirate

March 16 – Folly, The Static Age, Paulson play an early show, followed by the whole UNDERGROUND dance party thing

March 17 – the latest Evolved Kings Of Rock with a bill of Ryan Smith and the Agency, Bullet Jones, Nicholas Williams. Before that, there’s an early show involving The Junior Varsity and the awesomely named Small Towns Burn A Little Slower.

March 18 – and now the latest Rapfest. Distinct1, Forever Fam, Catalyst vs Kadiz, RNS, and Lyrical are the performers. DJ Carma is “dropping straight hip hop sets,” whatever that means, during the interludes.

March 19 – Simply Waiting and All Left Out

March 21 – Kiss Me Deadly

March 22 – Aloha, Kopaz, and Jon Chinn

March 24 – Haram with opening act Freedom

March 25 – At 3pm, the Scioto Valley RFC rugby team has their social event here. Later, the third and final night of that multistage Battle Of The Bands (January 28, February 25) concludes with the finalists pulled from the first two shows. The roll call is as follows: Azygous, An End To All This, Occams Razor, Once Pure, Day Nine, Mystic Syntax, A Vicious Cycle, Caje, Ripcord, Study of Revenge. Although at present, I haven’t discovered who won.

March 26 – an early show that appears to be some traveling horde from Portland, Oregon. At least four and probably all five bands hail from there: Privacy, A John Henry Memorial, The Watery Graves of Portland, TI-83, and Thanksgiving.

March 28 – Premature Burial, The Bloodstain Prophecy, 4th Plague

March 29 – at 8pm, the Ohio Roller Girls conduct their league meeting here. This gives way to a show headlined by My Way My Love (all the way from Japan), opening acts 333, Church of the Red Museum, and Kim Chi

March 30 – an early all ages show featuring The Joggers and Oxford Collapse. Then later UNDERGROUND again.

March 31 – another Rapfest

May 25 – Hempfest Fundraiser. Bum Wealthy, RTFO Bandwagon, Fists Of Fusion, and Doug Guttenberger are the listed acts.

May 26 – Growing Thrones. (Kranky) is also listed off to the side, in the High Five ads, whatever that means.

May 27 – Battle Of The Bands. Last Minute Messiah, Life Shot, House Of Cards, and Threshold Of Pain are the listed acts. Doors open at 5pm.

May 28 – 30 OT 6, Left 4 Dead, and Grey Scale

I guess I forget that they actually served food at this place. Then again wasn’t this a late night destination for such? Like people would go here late for 3am breakfast? In late 2008 local bar owners Skully (Skully’s) and Mike (Ravari Room) purchased the place. It was remodeled and renamed, possibly to Circus. The kitchen had closed by this point. 

High Five flyer for The Evil Queens and Tigerella

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