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C-bus Cassettes

various Columbus Ohio cassette tapes

The Buckeye Marching Band tapes

Hot Pursuit – Safety Zone

Hot Pursuit – Back In School

The OSU Tailgate Cassette, Volume One

These High Street Stompers are good at what they do, on for example Down By The Ohio, but this is not for me. I’m finding this material far cheesier than the Hooked On Harmonica tape, for example. This instrumental jam on We Don’t Give a Damn For The Whole State of Michigan is where it’s AT, however! Courtesy once again of the Columbus Jazz Quintet, although on this selection I would single out pianist Phil DeGreg for special praise. And then they follow up with an equally excellent Across The Field, this time highlighting the smooth saxophone of Michael Cox. Round On The Ends And High In The Middle is certainly a title you can interpret any number of ways, though of course it’s supposed to specifically mean the name Ohio. Fortunately for us, with their slick late night grooves, OSU Jazz Ensemble skirts all controversy with their excellent instrumental take.

There is an absurd amount of blank space following the last song on side two, Carmen Ohio. It’s the most extreme example I can recall from any cassette I have ever owned. I’m actually curious to hear the backstory about how this might have happened and why – did he purchase a ton of blank cassettes in advance, and miscalculate the running order at hand? Did one or more licensing deals fall through at the last moment? If anyone knows anything about this gripping mystery for the ages, by all means let me know. Overall, this collection is not quite as good as Volume Two.

The OSU Tailgate Cassette, Volume Two

Overall, this is a wickedly entertaining collection. And I ended up with two copies of this tape, too! One of which has never been opened! You can even see the faint print of a Buckeye Corner price sticker on the back. Therefore anyone interested in purchasing the unplayed cassette can obtain it from me here.

Go Bucks! The OSU Tailgate Cassette, Volume 3

Brass Band Of Columbus Lead On!

Recorded Live @ The French Market – Sharon’s tape

Recorded Live @ The French Market – Missy’s tape

David Tolley – Live From OSU

This is some mind-blowingly impressive solo piano work, let me state for the record. I can’t even fathom how a human could perfect his craft to this degree in a single lifetime. As far as specifics go, on this relatively short (six tracks) collection from 1989, Tolley tackles a handful of classic classical pieces, as well as one original, Sonata 1981, Movement 1. His composition is impressive enough in its own right – you basically wouldn’t know this wasn’t a standard, at least not to my ears – but his take on Bach’s Fantasie In C Minor is my personal favorite. Otherwise, he tackles three Chopin pieces, and the various movements of Beethoven’s Sonata Opus 22, B Flat Major.

Watershed – Three Chords and a Cloud of Dust Live

Somehow I ended up with this one on cassette and CD both. While certainly not complaining about this outcome, I’m going to skip reviewing it all over again and suggest you visit my previous post on this topic instead.

The Columbus Jazz OrchestraBig Band, Swing, Blues & All That Jazz

Hooked On Harmonica Vol. II

Otherwise, only a few of these tunes are even familiar to me. Sweet Georgia Brown’s not bad, and of course everyone knows Rocky Top. If this sounds like your thing, though, I feel confident saying you will enjoy the whole album. This cover image did inevitably make me wonder how many of these fine folks are still alive, though. Even though it came out in 1988, i.e. “only” 36 years ago, I was thinking that there are probably only three, maybe four participants from this ensemble that are still around. To potentially tell us something about this club and these projects, if we’re lucky.

The Dolby Fuckers

If I had to pick one favorite from this album, that would probably be it. And fear not, kiddies, lest you worry about liner notes – oh yes, we have them, and handwritten ones to boot! And I am mighty thankful for these as well, for they are pure gold. A couple of the names sound vaguely familiar, but I don’t think I ever knew a Lee Andrew Keeler, who wrote most of these tunes. I’m not exactly surprised to see Kyle Sowash show up on one of the tracks. All in all I would say these are some extremely talented and clever people, whoever they are. The MySpace reference is also quite charming nowadays.

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Columbus Local Podcast

Dolphin Lounge

One of the more enjoyable aspects of working on this site is that I often have no idea what’s going to happen next. You may have perchance noticed that things are a wee bit chaotic around these parts – and that’s totally by design! Or should we say, this is the design you end up with when chasing down whatever random interests happen to appear on your radar. I try to stay as organized as possible, and have a decent idea of things that “need” to be written about…but when that might happen is anyone’s guess. And part of the reason for this is these amazing detours that seemingly pop up out of nowhere. Which soon become the latest road I turn down, to see where they might lead. And the freshest of these at the moment, for me, is this Columbus Local Podcast.

It’s true on occasion that I might be inordinately taken aback by coincidences. Even when knowing they are theoretically just coincidences, it’s hard to ignore them, and not find yourself caught up in their charming sweep. As a result, I commonly consider these a signpost of what I should focus on next. This is how it is for me and the Columbus Local podcast (subtitled Giants Among Us, a sentiment I would wholeheartedly endorse), a show which is up to 55 episodes as of this writing. It was seriously not even a week ago that I happened to stumble upon it, thanks to one newer broadcast featuring The Godz. And emailed the link to a couple friends who were fans of that band, who I knew would dig it as well. Then, just a handful of days later, though I’m convinced there’s no possible way she could have known about this, one of the musicians on an older episode reached out to me, to ask if I’d heard of this podcast and if I could possibly review her episode on here.

I’m not embarrassed to admit that this almost never happens. Though happy with the response my project has gottten thus far, and thankful for its fans, believing that it has an okay sized following, et cetera, I feel like almost always, people are just kind of hanging back and seeing what I might come up with next. There have been very few occasions where someone has suggested a piece, and virtually nobody reaching out ever to specifically request a review.

So with this in mind, it’s understandable that the happenstances of this past week really jump out at me. I think of this as a huge flashing sign that this should become my newest obsession. Which helps in that I find it genuinely fascinating anyway – it’s a show dedicated exclusively to the local music scene, and how could you possibly go wrong there? Especially with its focus upon the history of Columbus music, just as much as the present. And am further blown away by the additional connections that emerge everywhere, as far as bars I’ve frequented, too, and bands seen, some of which I’ve maybe even forgotten about.

Len Damico is the mastermind behind this project and interviews everyone. He plays in a band called Days Gone By himself, but is first and foremost just an intense music nut, which is what inspired his brilliant undertaking here. Without furher ado, then, here’s my thoughts on some of the episodes I’ve listened to:

Episode 1: Larz Raymond

Larz is a drummer of some reknown who has been around the Cbus music scene since the mid 80s or so. He seems like a funny guy with many, many stories to tell, only scratching the surface during this initial episode (he and host Len Damico tentatively agree that there will be more). Raymond is currently playing in a couple different cover bands around town, Toast and the awesomely named Third Degree Sideburn. He also gives lessons, and regarding his history, mentions having played for Desperately Seeking Fusion.

Something about this reference clicks, and I’m now wondering if I haven’t met this guy. One day in the early 2000s a few of us were in Pro Percussion, and one of the employees was showing us some stuff. He also mentions playing with DSF. And was as I recall a wisecracking guy who says something about having a wife and kids. So if ever bumping into Mr. Raymond (or if anyone reading this happens to know), it would be fascinating to make that connection and confirm he did indeed work at Pro Percussion during that time frame.

Among the other local references: Park Street Tavern, Ohio State University

Episode 2: Matt Cistone

This fellow meanwhile, who goes by the nickname “Mr. Matt” (and even has personalized license plates declaring such), is a bass player. He too specializes in cover bands, but has also written and recorded originals and recommends that every musician should do a little of both. Is currently in at least 3 different outfits around town, possibly more, and namechecks the old music equipment chain Coyle Music.

Episode 3: Beth Nuzum Cronewerth

An episode which gets off to a comical start as host Len struggles to describe his romantic partner: this episode’s guest, leader of the band Megabeth. This is the third straight episode that has mentioned OSU, so I’m guessing the university’s specter will loom large over this podcast. She too is involved in countless other projects, another common thread and recurring theme. One of which, apart from her bread n’ butter Megabeth, is a Steely Dan cover band that I’m dying to check out. She also gets bonus points for once considering The Dunning Kruger Effect as a band name.

Overall I’m kind of digging the slant Damico has taken on here with interviewing slightly older musicians. Primarily because they’ve got the stories and the history to fill in many gaps for me, pertaining to my own project here, which are often difficult if not impossible to track down anywhere else. But also I find their attitudes refreshing, in that they’re generally happy with where they’re at now, and glad to just be playing music, in any guise. Whereas with the youngest crowd, as I’ve noted elsewhere, there’s this strange wariness found in the Columbus music scene, as though they’re frequently highly suspicious of anyone who shows interest in their music. Alongside the standard general snarkiness and competitiveness you’re more likely to entertain at that age.

Other local references: Mozart’s Cafe.

Episode 4: Merv Roland

Though now living up around Lake Erie, Merv here hails from Bexley and spent many a year playing out live in Columbus. And indeed, even continues to journey down on occasion to continue doing so. On what is the first phone interview conducted for this series, Roland relates some adventures stemming from his decades on the scene, including one where a member of Brownsville Station stole a piece of his gear. He also offers some key pieces of local history I haven’t heard before, like how when he came up, there was the campus music circuit, and there was the Alrosa Villa circuit, and never the twain should meet. Except somehow, despite being an OSU-area band up to this point, his band caught on opening for another act at the Alrosa, and this helped break down that distinction moving forward.

Among his bands were Bad Haircut, Lost Dog, Rock House, and The Point. Some random local mentions that haven’t cropped up elsewhere (at least thus far in my listening) include Apollo’s and Bill Foley’s shop down in German Village. And of course the expected references to campus, Bernie’s, The Godz, et cetera.

Episode 5: Jon Coleman

His episode begins with a snippet of his own band playing a recent Comfest. This singer and drummer is mostly a frontman now, I gather, and just like everyone else featured on here, has an extensive history and family tree around the Cbus scene. He seems like a good guy and is taking his lumps well, like for example the Multiple Sclerosis diagnosis which could have derailed him, many years ago, though he keeps his spirits up and continues charging ahead as though unfazed. In fact, Coleman relates that his neurologist credits him playing the drums throughout, to explain why his body is in much better shape than expected at this stage in the game.

Coleman has been playing out around town since the 1970s. He was too was in Desperately Seeking Fusion at one point! Other local references include Stache’s and Little Brother’s. Unfortunately his episode does cut out due to a technical glitch, so the ending is apparently permanently lost.

Known Comfest playing years: 2006

Episode 6: Rob Johnson

This one opens with an amusing bit called Guitarchitecture, which is a piece of a Rob Johnson solo cut. From here what follows is one of the more entertaining interviews I’ve stumbled upon thus far. Currently playing in (the Ohio band named) Clubber Lang, but is another of these guys who briefly brushed shoulders with some famous musicians in the past. Says he purchased his first guitar at Uncle Sam’s Pawn Shop, then briefly went to Lang Music for lessons before moving on to Sonny’s Guitar Shop at the Great Southern shopping center.

I like his attitude and that he says it’s all about serving the song, not trying to impress people with your chops. Even so, he clearly knows his way around his instrument of choice, the guitar. As far as local record stores go, he throws out references to Singing Dog, Magnolia Thunderpussy, and Used Kids. Used to play in Saddleback Shark and Magnitude 9.

Episode 7: David Cothern

I had some trouble getting into this one and had to listen to it twice to really pick up much from it. He seems like a good guy and everything but the episode was somewhat reminiscent to me of how you’ll occasionally encounter a rambling coworker in the breakroom at your job (or for that matter at some live show in a bar) and have difficulty following along with their tales. I think this is because he’s more bopping around and relating disconnected anecdotes, but you don’t get much of a narrative sense from it, of how he got from point A to point B. Then again maybe even he listens to it himself and thinks, eh, this probably wasn’t my best interview. I might know a little myself about feeling as though I botched a podcast interview – plus let’s just say have reason to suspect people struggle following my tales in person, too. So glass houses/stones/etc. And anyway host Damico says he likes the way Cothern is randomly bouncing around, which is surely all that matters.

As far as specifics, Cothern here says he grew up around Morse Road, in the area between Maize and Northland Mall. Once again another of these guys who cut his teeth on the Alrosa scene, so this is another puzzle piece for me, in my endless quest to connect the dots around this town. There’s a Mark Chatfield reference which takes place at the Alrosa Villa, while Cothern was playing bass for Petty Theft. His other local musical credits include Dirty Side Down and Shock II (I think this is how they stylized their name.) Although from here, he left Columbus, and wound up playing with rock star royalty such as Paul Stanley and Rob Halford. So clearly he knows what he’s doing, whereas I’m just some dude posting meaningless reviews in a vacuum.

He also gets off at least one timeless quote, here: “if rock n’ roll on its own isn’t gonna help you, just add some pyro.” This sounds like something my buddy Paul Linville might say, actually, which makes me think I probably would hit it off with Cothern if ever actually meeting him.

Episode 8: Paul Weiss

Paul is a relative newcomer to Columbus and doesn’t have a ton of backstory here – at least not years-wise. However he is currently house pianist at Mozart’s Bakery and Event Space (their listed name online – Weiss himself though refers to it as Mozart’s Piano Cafe) in Clintonville. And also apparently has about a half dozen different specialized cover bands going at the moment, too. The Liquor Talking is his main gig in this vein, and they play a somewhat wider range of classic rock tunes, heavy on the Elton and the Billy Joel. But he’s also in The Rolling Rock Show, which sticks exclusively to the Stones, and has also made forays into Steely Dan and Fleetwood Mac tribute acts, among others.

He says he got the Mozart gig because it was on his way home anyway, and he stopped in there to audition. Among the Columbus references are Arnett Howard, Dave Powers, Eldorado’s, Abell Audio (now defunct), Gatsby’s, Donna Mogavero, and Myke Rock. Overall, Weiss is an amusing interviewee, seems like maybe a bit of a goofball. I like that this podcast gives significant airtime to cover musicians, too, because they get short shrift overall in Columbus media. Which has pretty much always been the case, as far as I can tell. I mean, I get it, I too like original bands better in general, and find them more interesting. But these guys reinterpreting rock/blues/jazz/whatever numbers have plenty fascinating careers of their own – and I would say they are probably better musicians on average, because they have to know this material and need the chops to play it, as opposed to just making up their own compositions.

Episode 9: Imber Solis

This was an entertaining and highly informative episode, too. In this one, band leader Imber is joined by her co-writer/keyboardist as well as one of her lifelong best friends. I feel like Solis reveals more about her headspace and process than the other guests I’ve listened to thus far, when it comes to songwriting and performing. Also that I can relate to much of what she and her bandmate are saying at times, such as this seeming inability to stop working on projects. She was actually once the vocalist for The Liquor Talking, back when Paul Weiss first joined that group.

My only wish regarding this podcast is that there were more actual snippets of the music in question interspersed here and there. That’s true of all the episodes, by the way, not just this one. But I know that depending on the platform and the use case, there are often roadblocks to using music in your podcasts. Which seems ridiculous but happens to be true. So maybe that’s why Damico hasn’t included much (at least not that I’ve heard thus far). Or maybe he wanted to focus exclusively on the interviews. Either way, it’s a minor quibble and I’m still majorly enjoying this project.

Noteworthy local references: Natalie’s, Comfest

Episode 10: Brian Weibel

This character seems more closely associated with some suburbs (like Reynoldsburg) or even the entire state than just Columbus per se. Even so, he peppers his interview with a slew of local references. And while not saying much that I would characterize as hilarious, maybe, it’s been one of the better episodes thus far – and a good example of why I tend to favor the narrative approach more than the scattered shotgun anecdote style. I feel like he’s just getting warmed up and then his time is abruptly over, having nowhere near covered everything and with many gaps you’re already aware of remaining. It also helps that he has a smooth voice well suited to this medium, one that makes me think he probably does well as a rock n’ roll frontman.

As one of the younger subjects thus far, i.e. only in his mid to late 40s, he mentions cutting his teeth playing guitar for some nu-metal type bands in the late 90s and early 00s. Before moving onto the likes of And Five Makes Twenty or else Kings Of The Drink (featuring Len Damico as well), with numerous pit stops in between. Often or even more commonly as vocalist than he is on guitar.

Notable Columbus references: Andy Shaw Band, Spikedrivers, Skully’s, Little Brother’s, Martini Affair.

Episode 11: Chance Danison

Chance is a country artist and seems to be an old friend of Damico’s. Amusingly enough, the beginning of the episode appears to be chopped off, but is left as-is. Len says he does not edit these interviews whatsover, which I admire and find to be a major component of its homespun charm. Danison is an engaging interviewee, with a lot to say about the current sad state of mainstream country music. And I dug it quite a bit on that level. But he’s not actually based out of Columbus and the local references are not exactly abundant. He does mention being friends with the guys in the 3C Highway band, who are based out of Cbus, or close enough to it anyway.

Special Guest: Tommy Mitchell

This isn’t a local musician, but one of Len’s old friends from another city entirely. It’s a short episode where they talk about various famous bands they’ve seen. So the only C-bus mention I really caught at all is when Len says a recent Eagles show here might be the best show he’s ever personally witnessed.

Episode 13: Frank Harrison, Jr.

If this isn’t basically an ideal installment, then I don’t know what is. It checks all the boxes. He’s a great guest, flies through a condensed narrative at breakneck speed, drops a ton of names and dispenses some fascinating, often forgotten slices of local history. On top of that, has a great attitude, like many on here – and has in common with them that he is also a top notch musician.

This party actually kicks off however with Damico relating a personal anecdote, which is that seeing Harrison play at the Short North Tavern, one night in the early 2000s, is what inspired him to go out and pick up a guitar himself, begin to learn how to play. This is basically the kind of tale that I live for, a good example of why this blog exists, to help connect these dots in this manner. I just find such anecdotes endlessly fascinating.

As far as the particulars of Harrison’s story, whew, holy smokes, there’s a lot to unpack here. One completely unique angle, as far as I’m aware, is that Frank here was actually living in Florida, then moved to L.A. to try and make it, discovered this wasn’t his cup of tea…and only then wound up moving to Columbus, at the behest of a friend, because he thought this sounded like more his kind of scene. So it’s basically a complete inverse of the most common narrative of that era.

Phil Stokes is the friend in question, and Harrison winds up joining him in a band called Shakedown. After this the Cbus references arrive with a furious flurry. Villa East, Sugar Shack (a beloved bar on High Street – not this fucked up diner that later coopted the name), Mr. Brown’s, Vets Memorial, the Agora (later Newport Music Hall), Starz, and Cafe Rock N’ Roll are some of the venues mentioned. As far as bands go, he’s in Shakedown, then Lizzie Borden, before forming Frank Harrison & The Straits (not sure how he spelled that last part, actually.) Their first gig as at Alrosa Villa, opening for Foghat.

There are a couple amusing tales involving Cub Koda (from the band Brownsville Station, best known for Smokin’ in the Boys Room – although that’s also him playing harmonica on Blackfoot’s Train Train) who would eventually jam with Harrison, on at least one occasion, after secretly slipping in to watch one of his shows. Most fascinating of all, perhaps, though, is the time Harrison caught Frank Zappa playing at Vets, met him backstage…and then was somehow able to convince this all-time legend that he really should come out and watch Harrison’s band play, later that same night.

Harrison’s wife apparently escorted Zappa and his entourage (which included guitarist Adrian Belew) up to Oldfield’s on 4th, for a bite to eat, after which they all walked up to Sugar Shack and took in Harrison’s set. He relates that one of the most surreal moments of his career is watching Zappa out there on the floor dancing while the band is playing. It feels mighty otherworldly just listening to this tale, in fact, from the comfort of my home, many years removed.

He estimates that this probably occurred in 1978. It’s another rabbit hole that I will surely pursue at some point, trying to line up all those points and figure out exactly what night it was. After this, in the early 90s, he later forms a new band called Frank Harrison Group. Among other highlights, they begin staging an annual Stevie Ray Vaughan tribute night, at various venues around town. The last of these occurred at Whiskey Dick’s.

Other local mentions of note: Mark Chatfield, The Godz.

Known ComFest playing years: 2006

Special Guest: Jack Herr

Every so often, Damico has somebody on the show who isn’t currently based in Columbus and/or is not a musician. Both apply to Jack Herr, who is an old friend of Len’s and just happens to be a major music buff. The two of them went to school together in the Westerville South district and have been good pals ever since. Ranking his top shows, Herr mentions seeing Nick Cave at Stache’s, and a Replacements performance at Mr. Brown’s where the roadies played the encore, a good 45 minutes of it with no P.A. as the owner had pulled the plug. It’s a cool episode for your inner music buff, with plenty of famous musicians mentioned and a handful of local venues/acts.

Other Cbus mentions of note: McGuffy Lane, Vets Memorial, St. John Arena, The Matchmatics (local band with matching outfits?), Ronald Cole, and on old music store on Morse Road called Peaches.

Episode 14: Shawn Pruden

Well, this has to be one of the more hilarious chapters, and if not then it certainly boasts the most LPMs (laughs per minute.) This may have something to do with the tequila cocktails Pruden, Damico, and Shawn’s wife Julie are sipping while they chat.

But the tales are often truly hysterical. I’ll leave it to the listener to absorb these, as many occur outside Columbus and are beyond the scope of this site. But the local references remaining are aplenty, to be sure, arriving with a fury. I often feel like I need to do a better job connecting the dots on here – both for myself and the readers – and try to organize this random barrage of material a little better. However, an episode like this demonstrates why there are infinite points to connect, and pushing this boulder up the mountainside will never be fully complete.

Anyway, Pruden is currently the bass player in Hott Lucy, who are a cover band that recently began branching out into originals. He has been playing with guitarist Matt Bradley for eons. Got his start roadying for a band called Cold Strike and was hooked for life on the rock n’ roll dream thereafter. One of his first bands was called Four Guys and they played places like Jay’s Sports Lounge. And oh yeah, in his younger years, Pruden used to work at Just Sweats! No way! So there’s a comical segment here where among other things he’s comparing his hair at the time to that of the disgraced John Hawkins. Merv Roland, who was in an earlier episode, is the one who saw his band play and named them Hott Lucy.

Other Cbus mentions of note: Flint Station, Chris Wood/Ace Of Cups, Shuckin’ Bubba Deluxe, Godz, Starz Bar, Gatsby’s, Dan Orr.

Episode 15: Larz Raymond – 2nd episode

For his return visit, drummer Raymond is instructed to focus exclusively on stories from his stint out in Los Angeles. During this time, he rubs elbows with many famous people, and the tales are fantastic. But not much relating to Columbus during this one. He does mention working at Coyle Music after returning to town. And having attended Capital University during his formative years. At the very end, Damico throws in a reference to Raymond currently teaching at Music Royale, if anyone wants lessons. And that he’s playing out still with the band Toast.

Other Cbus mentions of note: Park Street Tavern, Alrosa Villa

Special Guest: Dennis Kelley II

Another highly amusing slice of the podcast here. This one is actually unique for a few different reasons. First off, though he spent many a year entertaining himself and others singing at karaoke, Kelley considers himself more a music fan than a musician. So the tales he’s relating here are much different as a result. And one aspect to them that I really like is he’s diving in deep with a couple of the tales, and not so much bouncing around all over the place. For example getting in depth talking about the clientele and the bartender at this one place, Jitterbug Cafe, which is exactly the sort of material I’m into, and wished we had a lot more of – although not quite the angle Damico might wish to take all the time with this podcast, obviously. It would be awesome for a different project, though.

And then at the end, he and Damico break out a live cover of George Michael’s Waiting For That Day to close out the episode! With Len on acoustic and Dennis singing, which is also a fresh wrinkle to this enterprise. So that’s really cool, and Kelley absolves himself well on the vocals front. Regarding the whole karaoke thing, though the argument is often advanced (and I’ve said as much on this site, actually) that it helped in part to “kill” live music, I’m not sure that is the case anymore. If you were out on the nightlife scene in the late 90s and early 2000s, at the absolute height of karaoke’s popularity, I feel like this was irrefutable – yes, bars were clearly booking far less bands than they used to. Since that time, however, one trend has kind of waned in popularity while the other has made a bit of a resurgence. Now I believe they more accurately just peacefully coexist and probably don’t have much impact on one another.

Kelley himself actually hasn’t sang out anywhere in years, before this episode. It’s extremely fascinating for him to mention Otani as being one of his former haunts, however, that he was often singing there. Because though I didn’t brave the karaoke waters often myself, the last time I ever did so, as far as I can recall, it was at…Otani. So now I’m wondering if he happened to be there that night and how on earth you’d ever go about determining such a thing.

In a side note, Damico comes up with one of the top laugh-out-loud moments I’ve yet encountered, where they’re discussing how they like their martinis, and Les describes his as basically being a “liquid salad.”

Other Cbus mentions of note (forgive the misspellings on things I couldn’t look up): Jimmy King and his band Kings of the Drink – which used to feature Damico on guitar. Columbus Gentleman’s Suits Society. Sidebar. Donerick’s Pub on Broad. The Martini Affair. Columbus Blue Jackets and some parody song Kelley wrote about them back in the day. 94th Aero Squadron. Some Arnell Damasco guy who apparently ran that Otani karaoke. Bands such as My Kid Sister, Headbanger’s Hangover, Stadium 11. Also the Brewery District.

Episode 16: John Widner

I like this guy’s laidback, humble attitude, which Len himself alludes to at one point. Currently he’s guitarist for Toast and Dirty Red Sunshine, though his pedigree includes a lengthy stint with noteworthy local group The Bellows in the 1980s and early 90s. In his formative years, he took lessons from Brad Taylor of The Godz. Then was hired while still in high school to play for The Bellows, based on a boombox tape he recorded in his basement. They played first Fridays at High Beck Tavern for 5+ years, among other highlights. Won the “Rock Wars” at East Dallas in 1986.

He bought his beloved blue guitar at Cowtown Guitars, from Mark Chatfield personally. The Bellows opened for The Godz on at least one occasion, at Valley Dale Ballroom. His dad led the Jack Widner Trio, which was a popular local jazz band in the 1960s. In recent years, John has been encouraged to sing more in addition to his duties as guitarist.

Other local mentions of note: Chelsie’s, South Heidleberg, Ruby Tuesday, Willie Phoenix, Stauffer’s University Inn, Bistro Lounge, The Continent.

Episode 17: Myke Rock

I’ve heard the name countless times, of course, but never really knew much about the guy until now. A truly fascinating installment intersecting with basically the past 50 years of Columbus music history, plus some stories about other locales. Like he’s already the 3rd musician I’ve listened to on here who went to L.A. in the 1980s to try and hit the jackpot. And so rubbing elbows with various famous peeps here, there, and elsewhere. You get the feeling this guy truly lives and breathes music. Easily the most name-droppingest episode I’ve taken in so far, too, in case you’re wondering whose paths he might have crossed here in Cbus.

Local mentions of note: Rome Records (former recording studio), Screaming Urge (former band), Ray Fuller, Willie Phoenix.

Known ComFest playing years: 2006

Episode 18: Shaun Booker

This Columbus Blues Hall Of Fame member has been performing basically her whole life, beginning in church at the tender age of 3. She says the blues got a hold of her at that early age, and you have to believe this is true: she is one of just three women inducted into this hallowed circle. At any rate, much like Myke Rock in the previous transmission, you can just tell music is absolutely essential to her being. I’m not the hugest blues fan, but consider her one of the more entertaining interviewees I’ve heard on here, and it made me want to catch her playing live somewhere. Which I did soon afterwards. And I also have this hunch that, if we were to meet, as often turns out to be the case, I might totally hit it off and have a ton in common with someone from a completely different background. Though originally from the Youngstown area, she’s been in Columbus for quite some time, long enough to have played at places like Bernie’s. Kindly click on my Shaun Booker Dammit Band profile to learn a bit more.

Other local mentions: Natalie’s, Gatsby’s

Known ComFest playing years: 2006

Episode 19: Anne Wilson

We don’t get a ton of backstory with this one, but then the variety in approaches with the various interviewees is kind of nice. She’s been the vocalist for a local band called Six Foot Blonde since about the mid aughts, and has some amusing anecdotes to dispense, like the time Fred Ricart (actually I think this might have been multiple occasions) got up to play guitar with the band during a corporate party. What’s interesting about this episode though is that it’s more of a rumination on life in general, what you might even call philosophical in spots, than so much about her music career specifically.

Len is also a little more chatty than average, as it becomes more of a conversation than interview per se. And in so doing, it makes me realize that this is a great skill he has, as an interviewer overall, and why this podcast works so well: approach these sessions as conversations first. I’ve thus far steered clear of ever attempting to “interview” anyone for this site, mostly because that just seems like a dreadful and awkward experience. If I actually know the person, it wouldn’t be a problem, as that would essentially be a conversation anyway. Actual strangers, though? Not so much. But it’s surely necessary at some point, and I think his example points the way forward. Instead of posing your nerdy little bullet points of questions, and sitting back while the guests ramble at length, turn it into more of a chat. Even when you don’t necessarily know the person extremely well.

As far as other specifics go, Anne does mention getting her start playing at Grandview Cafe, and that she’s collaborated with local musician Rob Armstrong for eons. And playing Hineygate! Yes!

Episode 20: Aaron Buckley

Man, this dude is mighty entertaining. It would be riot to kick back for untold hours and listen to him tell his war stories, or for that matter even just read a repair manual or something. He’s a country performer currently associated with a band called Buckshot and also The Buckley Shot Band. Still, there’s not a whole lot of Columbus-based material here to hang your Stetson upon. He did grow up on the west side and attened Pleasant View Middle School as well as Westland and Franklin Heights for high school. While still a teen, he joined forces with some Larry Wilson guy and joined his gospel group – which were nonetheless named God’s Country Band.

At some point Buckley wound up moving to Nashville, and much of this episode covers that era. Upon his return to this region, I feel like he’s mostly playing on the outskirts if not fully outside of town. Although Damico does mention catching him for the first time at a place called The Red Brick, which is in the German Village area. I’m also endlessly amused by the fascinating little blips, these side notes that don’t pertain a whole lot to the matter at hand, yet tell you something you never knew before – like when Len mentions that where the Anheuser-Busch factory now sits, that used to be a buffalo field.

Episode 21: Chris Cochenour

Drummer for local group The F-Bomb, who are a terrific, hard rockin’ outfit that any fan of such needs to see live. Mike (bass) and Chris have been playing together in various groups since ’89 or ’90, Cochenour estimates. They did one album before he joined the group, but as of this podcast have another batch of originals they hope to release soon.

As far as his pedigree, Chris mentions being in a band called Dirty Annie back in the day, who had their cassette tape played on the Columbus Z-Rock station. Bob Damnit was in Dirty Annie with him, and later the two of them also joined forces in The Damnits for quite some time. The Damnits are actually an ongoing band these days, though Bob has unfortunately passed away and they have a different drummer, too.

Other Cbus references of note: The Pub in Gahanna, Shock II, Alrosa, Newport, Terry Davidson & The Gears, King Of Clubs, some bar called Shakers.

Episode 22: Bart Jenkins

This reknowned upright bass player used to work at, and actually purchased his instrument of choice, at the Sam Ash store on Morse. So in addition to him, I know the guitarist from Tina Holly’s band, and Arty from various bands/venues familiar to the campus and Short North scene, were also Sam Ash employees. And can’t help but wonder if any of these eras overlapped. I’m already trying to wrap my head around some strategy for an interactive family tree or web of connections for musicians and all their musical projects – coming up with something similar for rock venues or even shops like this would be awesome, too.

To cite another example, he says his parents bought him an amp and a bass on his 15th birthday…from the old String Shoppe on campus! There’s another music adjacent beehive of activity where it would be fascinating to list the employees. Anyway, that was his first bass, and he’s been attached to the instrument ever since.

Bart plays for the awesomely named Third Degree Sideburn. He estimates that they formed in 2002 or thereabouts, and he’s been with them ever since. Among the highlights were opening for the Stray Cats’ Lee Rocker at Skully’s one time. John Petric apparently reviewed this show and was none too impressed by TDS. In 2013 he also joined The Digs, a group for which he and sax layer Fred are the only original members remaining, as the others have all been revolving doors. In that outfit, Fred Sharp (also from Bastard Sons Of Neptune and Stolen Fire) plays guitar. And going way back, Jenkins said he was in local band called Clubber Lang – which is different from the current Clubber Lang lads. But jokes they should get together for a split bill sometime.

Other Cbus references: Eldorado’s, Local Roots in Powell, Forty Deuce, Imber Solis, Natalie’s. His first ever show he played was at a place – I think he says – called Dal’s on High.

Jason Endicott (live from Columbus Oktoberfest 2023)

This is an interesting though very short “on the fly” episode in that Damico apparently just met Endicott moments earlier, and decides to roll tape while at this festival. Endicott is the new drummer for Cowtown Inc. – he just joined the band this week! With a running time of just 6 minutes, there’s not a ton to sink your teeth into here. Jason does offer one cool piece of advice, however, when he advises local musicians to “stay focused, stay friendly.” Which is a lesson for pretty much everyone, I supposed. One other interesting side note is that you can hear some other band doing a soundcheck (at least I hope that’s a soundcheck) in the background – it would be cool to figure out who this is somehow.

Episode 23: Cliff Marsh

Local saxophone player who, incredibly enough, just got into playing out live back around 2015 or so. He’s in 270 Famous, Rockhouse Columbus, and Kismet Notes. But has jammed with an eye-popping number of musicians since then, as if to make up for lost time. As such this easily eclipes the Myke Rock installment for name dropping, an absolute flurry of the references that I can’t even keep up with in certain stretches.

Though a bit digressive at times, Marsh seems like an interesting guy, and it would be cool to meet him. I was kind of wondering when the first A.C. Collins reference would show up on this project, and it makes sense that it finally happens here. Cliff arrived here around ’89, from parts elsewhere, and was attending OSU, at one point managing some unnamed restaurant. He says A.C. was one of his first key inspirations. He also mentions Sean Wallace (teaches at OSU) as well as Michael Cox (teaches at Capital University.)

Rockhouse Columbus played last on Saturday night at the ’23 Oktoberfest. Marsh was a regular member of 6 Foot Blonde, Has Beens, The Digs, Blue Spectrum in the past. Among the other interesting references are Lazy Chameleon and Dolphin Lounge. Damico also drops the wild factoid, which I wasn’t aware of, that former Hoodoo Soul Band guitarist Kevin Oliver is now playing with Parliament-Funkadelic these days – or whatever George Clinton currently calls that band.

Episode 24: Ross Davis

I like that Len’s interviewing a somewhat different character this time, in that Davis here is a soundman. So we get a unique perspective on the scene, an angle not yet covered by this podcast. And while I get that not everyone’s going to be interested in this nerdier aspect of the rock n’ roll lifestyle, he doesn’t get too bogged down, for the most part, discussing gear or scientific aspects of recording or what have you. So I personally found this an enjoyable chapter.

However, having said that, I wish there were more specifics given in this episode. Surely with enough detective work I could track down particulars myself, but like Ross mentions owning a recording studio here in town for many years, and unless I missed it, though this eats up a huge portion of the broadcast, nobody gives a name or even definitive location for the studio, and almost no musicians are mentioned as far as who actually recorded here – the only one I caught came from Damico himself, when he relates hanging out there one day when Matt Bradley breezed in for a session.

But anyway…Davis came here in ’98 to do some work for his brother’s band, moved to Cbus permanently himself in ’07. Owned that studio for awhile, but lost it, and is now doing sound for live shows at various venues in the region. Most of the specific Columbus references are tossed out by Len, relatively late in the episode: QFM, Jackass Genius, Red Light Go, Days Gone By, Lovesick Radio, Flint Station, Grandma’s Cookie Jar are some of the names dropped.

Episode 25: Rev. C. Barton Love

This was a gripping episode on many levels. The Reverend here is currently in Devil’s Payroll, which were formerly known as Skillet Lickers. He describes their sound as “garage grass” and “Stonesy Ramonesy George Jonesy.” But he’s a veteran of the scene and therefore dispenses some fascinating tales stretching way back to his early days.

He first started getting involved because his neighbor was in a band called I’m With Stupid. Then was in his own groups G Spot Tornado (a Frank Zappa reference), Broken Circle Gospel Deluxe, and Bubba Hotep (he knows the guy who wrote that, and got permission to use the name before it was made into a movie.) And so he’s playing at or if not then just mingling at all the expected hotspots of that time: Stache’s (says he attended the infamous Nirvana show there,) The Dell, Crazy Mama’s (he mentions doorman Charlie Wonder), Chelsea’s, later Little Brother’s.

He and Len have known each other forever, though, so there’s much discussion about former Westerville haunts as well. Damico says he bought this one special guitar at the Guitar Center on Morse Road specifically to give to Love as a gift, quite a while ago. And then also, on a somber note, Love details the day he was shot in the neck while working at Lev’s Pawn Shop. All in all, quite the compelling listen.

Other local references of note: Lost Weekend Records, Natalie’s, Victorian’s Midnight Cafe, Calico Cupboard, Buzzard’s Nest, Swamp Dog Music

Episode 26: Alecia Houston

She is currently fronting a couple different projects, Houston We Have A Problem as well as Alecia Houston and The Firmm. Both are classic rock and blues bands, but the first is more of an acoustic approach, the latter amps it up. Depending upon the venue, Houston might flesh out these bands with extra musicians, and she says the irrepressible Myke Rock is one of her first choices if doing so. And actually this episode might have now surpassed his, as far as counting the local references, her points of contact between them.

Among the local references are King Of Clubs, Shaun Booker, Willie Phoenix, Kim Crawford, and Eldorado’s. To cite but a smattering. Alecia also tells an amusing story about a stripper trying to join them onstage at this westside bar. I like what she has to say, too, about every venue being a mystery that you have to figure out. And that she feels as though when performing there, she is basically an employee during those hours, and has a responsibility to the business as well as the clientele and the other employees – these are some interesting takes that I don’t recall ever hearing before.

Episode 27: Bob Mains

Bob is a guitarist who has been in not one but two different QFM house bands, Stadium 11 and now Radio City. So he presumably knows his way around a fretboard. He was also a graduate of Westerville South and spends some time detailing his amusing beginnings there, that he had a high school band called Pantera and they played an original song at the school talent show one year. This would have been the early 80s I believe. He went to Tony’s Music in Westerville for some of his early guitar lessons, and later learned some scales from a guy at the String Shoppe. After the original Pantera folded, he joined a group called Kid Gloves who recorded one EP here. Running contrary to many others interviewed on this project, when they left for L.A. to make it big, he decided to just stay put right here instead. At some point he opened for Rosie, Mark Chatfield’s band after The Godz, at the Agora (later renamed Newport Music Hall, of course). And he also opened for BTO, among other career highlights. Currently likes to play in a musicial project with his two daughters, during his down time from Radio City.

Episode 28: Will Newsome

Will here is leader of the band This Day Forever, and also plays guitar with The Martini Affair. His first show with the latter was at Red, White, and Boom in 2015. He has also played with a cover band called The Filthy Habits, and another outfit named Razorbliss.

He seems like a cool guy with a solid philosophical grip on things. So it’s interesting to hear his thoughts on songwriting. Still, as is often the case, I find the really old war stories most compelling of all, and so it is here. He details working at this tiny club called Park Avenue, from ’90-’96, and seeing Tool play there as a result in their early days. Also that Sepultura camped behind the place when they played, during their first ever trip to the States. Fascinating, fascinating stuff.

Other Cbus references of note: Colleen’s Collectibles, Saddleback Shark, Roosters, Ronald Cole, Oak Park Animal Hospital, Tansky Toyota, Lollipop Factory.

Special Episode: Tom House

He is the manager for Shaun Booker Dammit Band. He says he first met her at something called the Hot Times Festival in Olde Towne East. I’m wondering what makes Damico tag certain episodes as “special” ones, though, instead of giving them a number (although sometimes they are labeled as such and use up the number.) It seems that maybe when the interview winds up less musical than expected, then he gives it this designation.

So yeah, you’re not going to hear a ton about Columbus music history here. However, it winds up being a fascinating installment anyway, with a boatload of unexpected references, and countless rabbit holes for me to investigate when I have the time. Wild, wild stuff. For example there are two different true crime cases he’s come into close contact with – his 2nd wife was on America’s Most Wanted for fleeing the country in relation to the National Century Financial fraud case. And the Dispatch interviewed him at one point for his thoughts on such. Prior to that, he says he was watching some band at Vets Memorial and they went out for drinks at the Sheraton afterwards, where their waitress was this woman named Claudia Yasko. Who later gave a false confession for the .22 Caliber Killings – in fact he was out to breakfast with her, he says, when she decided to stroll over to another table and confess to some cops.

Otherwise, for a couple decades he ran his own barber shop. It must have been more than one location because his mentions his first salon being at the corner of Parsons & Oak, and that he later expanded into the next shop over. Then, during Covid times he decided to start staging house parties (no pun that I’m aware of) and this is when he got into the whole band management racket. I also love the soundbite he gives on what you might call his musical philosophy: “let’s just go out & punch em in the face.”

Other Cbus references of note: Billy Milligan, the Daniel Keyes book Unveiling Claudia.

Episode 29: Michael Christian

Though tremendously entertaining, I had some difficulty following this guy at times and might have some details wrong. But believe I’ve got the gist of most of his tales. In most unexpected fashion, a good half his episode concerns his interactions with former UFO bassist Pete Way – I never knew this before, but apparently Way relocated to Columbus at some point. Having quit UFO, Way somehow caught on playing with Ozzy Osbourne (I believe this would have been the Diary of a Madman tour) and met some girl from here, while on the road, after which they wound up living together.

Well, anyway, getting back to Michael Christian’s own narrative: after taking some music lessons at Capital University, and getting into songwriting via a friend of his who worked for a major label, Christian landed this gig as audio engineer at the Newport. And was also working at Frezno Eclectic Cuisine at this time, a Short North restaurant. Anyway, he unexpectedly received a call one day from a buddy of his, saying Pete Way wanted to record an album, and they somehow came up with his name for helming the project.

Michael says he changed out of his restaurant clothes and booked it over to a house on Neil Avenue, where Way was living at the time. That Way answered the door with a gigantic plate of cocaine in his hand, snorting from it while they talk on the porch, even though it’s broad daylight and cars are zipping past in both directions. Anyhow, Christian laughably initially believed they would be able to record this proposed acoustic album in a single weekend – it wound up taking about two years. Despite this much time spent with Way, when released in 2007 under the name Acoustic Animal, Pete’s personally penned liner notes got his name wrong in the initial pressings.

As far as his Newport dealings, Christian says his first day on the job was a George Clinton show, and the second Slash’s Snakepit. Doing my own research, it appears that this must have been 2001. The P-Funk show would have been June 28th of that year and Slash’s on July 1st. Amusingly enough, as this occurred smack dab in the middle of his dealings with Way, he says he was standing there talking with Slash for the first time ever when Pete called and asked him to get tickets for the show. When Christian demurred, on grounds of it already being sold out, Way demanded to speak to Slash. Who as it so happens is a huge UFO fan and apparently made it happen.

Otherwise, concerning his own current dealings, Christian plays guitar occasionally with a band called Red Velvet Letdown. He’s landed songwriting credits with some major, though unspecified, acts. Is also involved with an organization called All THAT (Teens Hopeful About Tomorrow) which offers a wide range of counseling and mental health services for local youths.

Episode 30: David Harris

Founder of band LoveSick Radio and also a member of one called Crashing Wayward. Says they don’t use prerecorded backing tracks live! Which is reassuring to hear, although it also seemingly confirms what many of us have speculated – that other locals secretly do. I once accused the Snow Shoe Crabs of such (whether correct in this instance or not), for example, and the singer replied, “yeah, I got your click track right here,” in semi-threatening fashion.

As far as David Harris, he mentions having recorded some stuff at Sonic Lounge. Mentions John Schwab Studio also, Rome Studios on South High, David Cothern, QFM 96.

Episode 31: Todd Bettler

Bettler is bass player for Stadium 11, also fills in occasionally for Radio City. As is often the case, while I enjoy hearing what everyone’s up to these days, the back story usually proves even more fascinating to me. Says he used to take swim lessons somewhere on Morse, as a kid. Originally from the Westerville area and mentions Yogi’s Hoagies, a place called the Grit Pit. Somewhat of a self-admitted hoodlum from the sounds of things, in his early days, before stumbling into a career playing music. Was in a band called Petty Theft which toured extensively, then when that fell apart, he enrolled at Columbus State, Otterbein, et cetera and began taking matters a little more seriously.

He eventually wound up playing with a group called Black Rose Bloom, who stuck around long enough to release one album. Has also recorded a cover of a Firefall song with a group called The Rules. Then fell in with the Stadium 11 cats and the rest is history. Whilst recording this episode, they are sipping on some leftover tequila that Shawn Pruden brought for his installment – I don’t know why, but I find this background continuity, linking certain episodes, to be quite charming. And also dig/agree with what these guys are saying that the music scene seems a whole lot less combative now than it used to. Although I think it’s only half due to “the scene” itself and people evolving better attitudes than we had back in the 90s and 80s and earlier…the other half is you’re just not as snarky as you get older, it seems to me. Or at least certainly a lot less concerned with what other people think about your projects, and trying to compete with them.

Other Cbus mentions of note: Buckeye Mart record store in Westerville, Big Bear, Mojo Crow, Slapsy’s Maxie’s, Dirty Side Down, Lazy Chameleon, Fender’s.

Episode 32: Brian Kerr

Brian is a member of The McIans Acoustic Duo/The McIans Full Band (depending on the venue/gig and therefore how many members are involved.) And discusses at great length his highly unique strategy when performing solo, which is to play one part and run it into a looping machine, then play something else over top of it, and so on and so forth.

As far as his formative years are concerned, he cites seeing Stevie Ray Vaughan and speaking to him during a meet & greet at the Newport as being the spark which set him on his musical path. Motorfly was his first musical venture in Columbus (Chris Cochenour, interviewed in a previous installment, was their drummer), who played Slapsy Maxie’s and other such bars around town. He was also heavily involved in the open mic nights at Dolphin Lounge. After that, Brian played with Six Pack Theory before setting into his current slate of projects.

Other Cbus references of note: Barrister Hall, Hellroys.

Episode 33: John Homan

Homan is currently the drummer in Clubber Lang. Their first shows, he estimates, were in the summer of ’22, so they’ve already built quite a name for themselves in a relatively short time. Of course, prior to this, he has been in all sorts of projects with that band’s guitarist, Rob Johnson.

John started playing the drums in high school, then went to OSU for awhile. Was in a band called Poorboy, then joined Alcazar as a replacement for somebody else. At some point he started jamming with the guys in Saddleback Shark, who immediately decided he was their new drummer, even though they already had one – that guy was given the boot. This is when he first began playing with Rob Johnson, though they would later collaborate in a band called Magnitude 9 for a few albums, as well as Rob’s solo efforts, before teaming up in Clubber. Homan was also in the Black Rose Bloom project, which was mentioned in a previous episode. As well as many others over the years, such as Blue Cuda (forgive my spelling on some of these, if they happen to be incorrect.)

other Cbus references of note: Shock II, Lazy Chameleon, Turtle Creek, Eldorado’s, Alrosa Villa, Tamerlane.

Episode 34: Frank Laughery

Frank plays bass in Days Gone By alongside Len, and is a founding member of that group. Though originally from the Pittsburgh area, he landed in Columbus for work related reasons as an adult and has been here ever since. He originally got involved with the music scene while working at Chase bank, when he and a coworker, Jeff Friedman (not sure about the spelling on these last names) were tasked with putting together a band for some company party. For whatever reason, the specific assignment involved taking famous classic rock songs and giving them work related lyrics. Considering there was at least one AC/DC cut in their repertoire, they named themselves AC Chasey. Jeff wrote the new words, which they flashed on a teleprompter for everyone to sing along with, and were a big smash at the event.

In its earliest incarnation, with Jeff on guitar and Frank on bass, Mike Brown was their vocalist. He dropped out during the practice stage, however. Bob Blankenship was their singer by the time that party came around, and Gary Goff played drums. Over time this evolved to Days Gone By, playing famous rock covers with their original lyrics, began hitting local open stage nights like Kicks and Fender’s and paying gigs at places like the Hilton Easton.

Since emerging in 2009, they have continued with just a few lineup changes. At some point Blankenship quit and Brown returned for real. Brent Scopell eventually took over on drums, after Goff left, and brought some really fine vocals of his own to the table. Eventually Charles Valentino (formerly of Marble Park) became their next singer, and with it they added some slightly newer material to the repertoire. Finally, around 2016, they began looking for a keyboard player, but Len Damico met with them about joining as a second guitarist instead. They liked him, and knew he could sing, and therefore after an audition in Frank’s basement, he was added to the group.

Episode 35: Ty Barnes

They get off to a somewhat meandering if amusing start with this one, drinking red wine and yukking it up about a recent show where Barnes tried playing Steve Miller’s The Joker and Damico joined him. I was kind of wondering if this kind of stuff might comprise the entire episode. But then around the halfway point, they get down to business and Barnes starts rattling off his impressive resume.

Barnes was born at Riverside Hospital and has lived in this area his entire life. He got his first guitar in April of ’84, when his dad took him to Chuck Daly Guitar Store in the Graceland Shopping Center. After which they popped into some place called Fontanelle so his pops could knock back a couple drinks. He hones his craft via instructional cassette tapes, before moving on to lessons with “Hurricane” Jerry Lews. Then went to Ft. Hayes for a musical program there, after passing the requisite audition for acceptance.

In the early 90s, he went to Recording Workshop, then worked at Mara Sound and Soundscape Studios. HIs first band was a local one called Fallout, who played Stache’s and Apollo’s, among other venues. On occasion he plays bass for Ukelele Man, a person Ty reverently describes as a “father figure,” like for example some Elvis-a-Thon and Replacements tribute nights at Little Brother’s.

From here he began playing happy hour at Shrunken Head with a group called Tryin’ Times. Then was around the Hilliard scene for years doing covers with the likes of Failure To Communicate, Taser, and Sibling Rivalry. This era lasted from approximately 2008-14. After that, he was in a group called Four Finger Shot, which sounds like a bit more bro-tastic affair.

Barnes is currently in Cowtown Inc. with Kevin Mullins, also plays solo acoustic, and in a power trio called Astrocat with John Coleman (drums) and Steve Conley (bass). He also dabbles with a podcast called Moving Music and runs the musical editing/sound for Marjorie Jones School of Dance.

Episode 36: Christy Bagby & Brad McGwire

This duo, from the local group Blue Eyes Black, discuss their first ever single, 6 Years Gone, and also their history together. They started out as a duo (Christy vocals, Brad guitar) and still perform some in that guise, though mostly now will a full band they’ve assembled. McGwire has a studio at his house, referred to as Bradlands, where they practice and record. Brad also plays in an 80s cover band called Never Surrender, sometimes on the same bill as Blue Eyes Black. Christy, meanwhile, is involved with an organization called Central Ohio Women Who Rock – they get together and perform out somewhere on occasion, too.

Columbus references of note: Eldorado’s (of course), Jimmy Deluca’s (spell check – former rock club), The Loft (hotel bar in Westerville)

Episode 37: Tina Holly

This one features what is thus far the funniest story I’ve heard in these interviews, which is how Tina even became involved in the Columbus music scene. A relative newcomer to this circuit, Holly was a Mt. Gilead resident and technically not even living here at the time, when she first met Willie Phoenix in the Eldorado’s parking lot – by almost plowing into him with her car, as he had just walked out of the building. Rolling down her window to apologize, the two began conversing, and it was he who suggested she should start playing drums for a local band. Hence her subsequently joining forces with Brian Clash.

Their guitarist used to work at Sam Ash; aside from that some of the other shout outs of note are the all-female quintet Wednesday Wine (her favorite local group), 614 Rock, Hilliard Music School (where Tina first began taking lessons, a mere seven years ago), Hilliard Shopping Network. Tina’s also someone wearing a million different hats, among them music teacher and even published author – Holly has cranked out four books to date.

Episode 38: Los Giles

Gathering Stars. They play at Natalie’s, Dick’s Den. Record at Secret Studio in Franklinton. Carlton Smith (Royal Crescent Mob, Howlin’ Maggie) plays one at least one of the Gathering Stars albums. Los Giles here currently plays with Megabeth. He was born in Columbus, originally lived in the Hilltop district.

Okay, so as you can tell, I originally went into this episode thinking, man, I’m going to have to start documenting these in bullet point fashion, otherwise there’s just no way I will ever get caught up. But then something shifts a short while into this one, where he starts talking about his early OSU campus days. He offers a hilarious quote, concerning how “sterile” the current campus landscape is, versus those scuzzy early days which persisted clear up until the late 1990s.

“You’ve got to have dirt on the ground for things to grow,” he offers, with a little chuckle, although this strikes me as one of the wisest remarks I’ve ever heard.

Well, so okay, from here he veers into a wild variety of fascinating topics. He originally played campus with a band called Bumble Flea, then was in Triggahappy, presumably as the drummer. Later moved on to other groups such as Soul Fu Villains, Burlap Sun. Then was doing musicals with Teo from Mescalito, involved with OSU in some capacity, though they eventually staged these at places downtown like Southern Theatre.

Still later, Los Giles hosted this show called Trip The Groove Fantastic on WCBE. Near the end of the episode he offers one other funny yet pertinent quote I really love, saying, “I’ll put on whatever hat the party calls for, man.” And one unexpected thing we have in common: both of us were doormen at Little Brothers!

Other Cbus mentions of note: Crazy Mama’s, Sandro’s, Bernie’s, Stache’s, Apollo’s. Presumably there were other campus bars in the 80s and 90s which weren’t named after somebody and/or did not include the use of an apostrophe, but if so these aren’t documented here.

Episode 39: Tiffany Bumgarner

Tiffany, meanwhile, has to be the most amusing overall interviewee I’ve heard on here. Though she began performing onstage with her mom at an early age, she got her first real break while working at the Coconuts Music Store on Morse Road. This was the mid 90s and a coworker, overhearing her sing, said she had a great voice. He just happened to be an OSU student living on campus (imagine that) and was putting together his own scrappy little band (doubly shocking). Though she was only 16 at the time, he invited her to sing for them. A project which eventually turned into Stone Velvet.

From here she launches into a virtual Who’s Who of the late 90s and early 2000s scene, which happens to be the era I’m probably most familiar with: playing at Stache’s, Chelsie’s, and Ruby Tuesday; mentioning bands such as Miranda Sound, Templeton, and Poophouse Reilly; and so on. Then at a later date, fronting the cover band Radio Tramp for over a decade. She also uses this episode to announce that she has just joined The Martini Affair as their lead vocalist.

Bonus Cbus mentions: Red White & Boom, The Barn, Hot Spot Tavern

Episode 40: The Pretty Filth

Highly entertaining installment with Angela and Josh from this local 80s cover band. Even though it’s mostly just these two and Len and even Beth, audible in the background in spots, sitting around drinking and cracking wise about this and that. Learning a ton about their band, though, not so much – this is not the time and place for that. Josh’s voice even sounds like Len’s at times, which further enhances the confusion and chaos as you try to piece together what’s going on.

But some clues do emerge. Like how Josh and Angela, a married couple, first met while living in the same apartment complex, Ponderosa Village. Even though both grew up in Westerville, I think they went to different schools. They only truly “vibed” a short while later, however, while running into one another at a Damn Yankees concert at Vets Memorial, where they began making out.

She’s the vocalist in the group, and gives shout outs to her choir teacher at Westerville North, Mrs. Stonebreaker. She first ever sang live doing karaoke one night at the Gibby’s in Dublin. Meanwhile, he’s the bass player in the group, and says he learned his craft ripping out tablature pages from magazines at some place called Flag Center. Their first gig was in November of 2010 at Bethel Road Pub, with Chuck Oney running sound. Nowadays they often play Turtle Creek, among other treasured venues.

Episode 41: Brad Moore

Episode 42: “Headbanger’s Hangover” with Bethany Hodges & Sean Haider

Episode 43: Julie & Ben Neal

Episode 44: Wayne & Willa Owens

Episode 45: Mike Preisser

Episode 46: Mike Keller

Episode 47: Chris Keigley

Episode 48: The Godz

So here we have the episode that finally made me want to check this podcast out. Even though I’ve been following the Instagram account for quite some time, and would heart the photos, et cetera. Seeing that these legendary rockers had made the cut and were back in business, yeah, I knew this was required listening.

I can’t realistically claim to have been the hugest Godz fan in the world or anything. But they were kind of like the hard rock version of McGuffey Lane in these parts, or something, in that you knew they’d been somewhat of a big deal back in the day, had maybe landed a nationwide hit or two, then sort of fizzled out due to or alongside various lineup changes. Unlike McGuffey Lane, however, I remember actually hearing said hit on the radio, into the 90s or even the 2000s, where you still might catch Gotta Keep a Running on the airwaves every now and then.

The local angle has made them of particular interest to me, of course. And yet there’s always been a frustration there with the inability to find out a ton about them online. Therefore these interviews are especially priceless, for helping to fill in the gaps. Beyond even that aspect, though, I found this group chat way more fascinating than expected. They are mostly hilarious interviewees, it’s true, but another angle soon emerged which I had honestly never considered until tuning in to this episode – the vicarious thrill of knowing some of these places they’re referencing, and maybe even some of the people.

My ears first perk up when they mention some early days of living on Summit Street and jamming in the basement. That this is where they first began spray painting all their equipment white. Other ultra intriguing mentions include their having played at Eldorado’s quite a bit, and also a semi-residency at Alrosa Villa. Listening to them makes me realize yet again just how much history that everyone possesses. Doug relates (a recurring theme, as we shall soon see) having ventured out to the Sunset Strip in the 80s and even rooming with Vince Neil at one point; they’ve all got a million different projects going at present, of course, of which The Godz is just one and maybe not even the top priority; and then also, without intending any disrespect for anybody else, Mark Chatfield is easily the most compelling figure here by far, considering he’s the last original member left. But then, oh yeah, he happens to have been in Bob Seger’s band for quite awhile, too (the only time I’ve actually seen him play live) and also tacks on like an afterthought at the very end that he’s currently a member of Grand Funk Railroad. He never even mentions Cowtown Guitars, a gear store I remember from years ago, up on 161. I don’t know if this is modesty or a very Columbus-esque personality trait where it seems like everybody has a million projects up in the air, and your attitude is somewhere between, “eh, I guess this was kinda cool, but whatever,” and, “dude, I’ve got so much crap going on that I don’t even have time to keep up with it all!”

Other Cbus mentions of note: Valley Dale Ballroom, Capital City Rockets, Chelsie’s, and a bunch of other stuff that is no longer around.

Episode 49: Rico Cella

Episode 50: Cassi May

Episode 51: Jason Leavitt

Episode 52: Dolphin Lounge

Breaking with precedent to some extent here, this time around Len focuses on a bar itself, in this case Gahanna’s Dolphin Lounge. Owner Lori Dolphin (not her actual last name) says she wanted to celebrate 52 years of live music by being episode 52. Which is only fair enough, considering that they have the longest running continual blues jam in the United States.

I have been in here a few times, and have mixed emotions about the place. But eh, maybe we’ll save that for a later date, whenever I get around to the inevitable dedicated Dolphin Lounge page (this is my latest strategy for deferring negative comments: I’ll tackle that in a later post! Sure, that’s it!). This is only fair, considering my experiences here date from the late 90s anyway. It’s still an enjoyable episode, like this little tidbit about Eric Clapton once dropping by unannounced to play here, back when he married that young lady across town. Or how Lori’s mom saved every single demo tape/CD anyone ever gave her, clear back to the club’s opening.

Other notable Cbus mentions: Columbus Monthly, Ric Boals

Episode 53: Matt Michalski

Episode 54: David Blosser

Episode 55: Charles Valentino

Episode 56: Michael Doctor

Episode 57: Pete Seaman

Episode 58: Brian Clash

Episode 59: Pettibone (Derek Roosa, Randy Amos)

Episode 60: Doug Blessing

Episode 61: James “Biggy” Young

Episode 62: Jimmy King

Episode 63: OC Harris

Episode 64: Radio City (Nikki Reber & JP Bentz)

Episode 65: Stacey Vermilion

Episode 66: Dave Crouch

Episode 67: Chuck Oney

Episode 68: Matt Bradley

Episode 69: Matt Jones

Episode 70: Cowtown Inc (Kevin Mullins & Jeff Nesham)

Episode 71: Zoo Trippin’ (Tony Casa & Ferris Clark)

Episode 72: Jeni Bynes

Episode 73: Gabrielle A. Johnston

Episode 74: Ty Barnes – 2nd episode

Special Guest: Drew Hanson

Episode 75: Tammy Mills

Episode 76: Austin & The Syd Experience

Episode 77: Steve Mitchell

Episode 78: Stacey Donahue

Episode 79: Andrew Lundberg

Episode 80: Central Ohio Women Who ROCK

Episode 81: Dennis Carson

Special Guest: John Winklmann

Episode 82: Joe Clouse

Episode 83: Sam Hooff

Episode 84: Stefan Caldwell-Goliday

Episode 85: Devan Stokosa

Episode 86: Linda Dachtyl

Episode 87: Brad Heston & Marshall Taylor

Episode 88: Billy Spitfire

Episode 89: The Lucky Penny Sisters (Caitie Thompson & Leslie Alexander)

Episode 90: Richard Dell

Episode 91: Seth Held

Episode 92: David Eidelberg

Episode 93: Bob Klien

Episode 94: Johnny G

Episode 95: Matt Mees

Episode 96: Steven Kline

Episode 97: Zoo Trippin’ – 2nd episode

Episode 98: As Is (Franc Aledia & Scott McCann)

Episode 99: Eleyet McConnell

Episode 100: Len Damico

Episode 101: Larz Raymond – 3rd episode

Episode 102: Larz Raymond – 4th episode

Episode 103: Cary Dachtyl

Episode 104: Tommy & Brandy Hettich

Episode 105: Sky Valley

(there is no episode 106 for some reason – possibly an oversight, deleted, or unavailable on Apple)

Episode 107: Steve Conway

Episode 108: Sam Collis

Episode 109: AJ Angelo

Yes! At long last! The legend has surfaced with an especially epic episode. With him, as an added bonus, he has Gabrielle Johnston, who is heavily involved with AJ on the Gatsby’s scene. It makes sense to start here, as they pretty much do, considering that Angelo has been playing most Friday nights at that bar stemming clear back to September 1990.

But okay, Damico does in time turn this ship around and sail back to grab AJ’s origins, which is something I’ve been wondering about for years. AJ moved to Columbus at around the age of 5, and has lived here for the most part ever since. He and his family soon settled in to attending a Holy Spirit church in Whitehall, which is where his dad talked him into joining a folk group, to perform there – the deal was, his dad would sing for the group, if AJ would be willing to pick up guitar. And so he did, in what would have been, he estimates, somewhere around the 8th grade.

After graduating high school, Angelo did briefly move down to Athens, to attend OU. Though at this point he says he basically only knew two songs, Jimmy Buffett’s Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw and Hank Williams, Jr.’s O.D.’d in Denver, he began busting these out at this open stage mic night. A bar owner then offered him fifty bucks if he would come back a different night and play a full set, which found Angelo furiously scrambling to learn a bunch more tunes in short order.

Seeing dollar signs with this whole concept, and that his road ahead might already be paved with these cover tunes, AJ decided to drop out after about three months, and return to a much more lucrative Columbus market instead. He immediately found work playing at one of the Ground Round restaurant locations around town, a once burgeoning franchise that is just about defunct these days.

Following a somewhat brief foray out to Colorado Springs, where he had a chance to pursue some leads in a similar vein, Angelo returned to Columbus – this would have evidently been the early or mid 80s – and hasn’t left the scene since. Soon enough, he put together a cover band with his cousin Tommy (drums) and this guy named Gar (bass), with AJ of course singing and picking guitar. They had a regular gig over in Reynoldsburg for awhile, and recounting these days leads to Angelo’s best one-liner of this episode, as he recalls this was “back when drinkin & drivin was a sport – they encouraged it.” Which is maybe the best summation of that era I’ve ever heard.

These guys were called The Mad Hatters, which is a name that stemmed from his Ground Round days. Apparently, in a move highly reminiscent of “wearing more flair” from the Office Space move, Angelo was encouraged to keep switching out hats when performing there, throughout his sets. And stuck with this gimmick with that group as well. Over time, they would try out at least one guy on lead guitar, but he didn’t really pan out, and this trio soldiered on without one.

When the group eventually fizzled out, fellow local musician John Schwab introduced AJ to Greg Chapin, then owner of Gatsby’s. Chapin was looking to start an open mic night, and immediately tabbed Angelo as his man. And though the bar has changed ownership at least once since then, AJ has kept this gig going for nearly 35 years. In fact, there was a ten year stretch in the middle where he scaled down his musical committments, and was playing only at Gatsby’s on Friday nights. His brother Carmen joined him on percussion for awhile, at some point in the late 90s. Alongside Danny Lang, some of the other names who graced the stage from the start include Brad Moore and Doc Livingston. Gabrielle here meanwhile says she came along in the “second class” and has been involved with that scene ever since.

In more recent times, AJ has been involved with the Buckeye Cruise For Cancer. In fact, live here in Len’s studio, he busts out an acoustic and plays one tune he came up with for this cause, which is Buffett’s Changes In Latitudes updated with Buckeye Cruise lyrics. Which is available for download on his website, with all proceeds going to the cause. He’s also been at Giammarco’s in Westerville nearly every Tuesday since 2014, and holds the AJ’s Music Marathon once a year – for 2025’s edition, McGuffey Lane is performing, at the massive Fortress sports complex in Obetz.

The last bit of this interview does shift gears into relative silliness, leading me to suspect some adult beverages might be in play. All in all, though, it’s a tremendous episode, I would even recommend as a starting point for those who might be unfamiliar with this podcast.

Episode 110: Michael Wharton

Episode 111: The Frank Harrison Experience

Episode 112: Brandon Anderson

Episode 113: Sarah Nicole

Episode 114: Chris Mills

Episode 115: John Estep

Episode 116: Ron Duncan & Marty Whalen

Episode 117: Doug Turlo

Episode 118: Steve Mitchell, Sally Mitchell, Julie Neal, Beth Nuzum Cronenweth

Episode 119: Roark Maddern

Episode 120: Kelly Bowman

Episode 121: Delyn Christian

Episode 122: one7one

Episode 123: Mike Clark

Episode 124: Steve Perakis

Episode 125: Black Rebel Revival (Alan Kennedy, Jason Leavitt, Chris Mills)

Episode 126: Tim Farrel

Episode 127: The Clark Twins (Laura & Lisa)

Episode 128: Jeff DuMond

Episode 129: tHe LoSt EPisOdE

okay, so apparently THIS is episode 106! Surfaced at last!

Episode 130: Patrick Thomas Bolich

Episode 131: John Schwab

Episode 132: Bob Ras

Episode 133: Patrick Buzzard

Episode 134: Brian Weiskittle

Episode 135: Jason Craig

Episode 136: Richard P. Boals, Jr. Tribute (Lori Dolphin & Patrick McLaughlin)

Episode 137: Steven Kline – 2nd episode

Episode 138: Kismet Notes (Laura Kay & Cliff Marsh)

Episode 139: Eileen Motok

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Famous Columbus Figures

Wendy's founder Dave Thomas

On this page, I will be discussing noteworthy people who hailed from this fair city, or else made a significant impact upon moving here. I’ve been torn on what to do about OSU athletes, who typically blow into town for 3-4 years and then right back out again, though the Columbus days might represent their most popular era. But I think that will get its own separate post at some point, alleviating this dilemma.

Hanif Abdurraqib 

A relatively new-ish writer I’ve started getting into. I had heard about him somewhere, reserved one of his books from the library…and only then learned, upon cracking it open, that he was actually from Columbus. I always love it when things like that happen, because it feels like the universe is sending some giant flashing arrows pointing the direction out for you, that you are headed the right way. 

He’s got a strange style that I really dig, both in making some unexpected connections between various topics, but also from the literal style itself – the way he constructs his sentences and the pieces as a whole. The first book I read of his was the essay collection They Can’t Kill Us Until They Kill Us, which is mostly I would say concerned with music criticism. Even here, however, you encounter this unique combination of some really deep insight, yet presented without a ton of academic stuffiness. It’s a potent cocktail that mostly works, to great effect.

On the very first page of that one, he makes an oblique reference to attending Red, White, and Boom, and from there, Columbus references abound: among those that I pick up on are a NOFX show at the Newport Music Hall,  Huntington Park, Bexley, Constellations playing at The Basement and their Alpha EP, the band named Defiance Ohio, Scottwood Elementary, Livingston Avenue, MarShawn McCarrel,  this Replica of Wales Window from the rebuilt 16th St Baptist Church, a Fall Out Boy show at The Basement, Capital University (here during 9/11, plays soccer), the King-Lincoln Bronzeville district, John Glenn Airport. The most hilarious segment for me though was clearly the one where he’s ripping on Twenty One Pilots.

His next essay collection, A Little Devil In America, doesn’t feature quite as many specific Cbus references, but is equally compelling from a quality standpoint. In that one I know he mentions this former bar on King Avenue called Hampton’s, and German Village, and some noteworthy graffiti spotted in various locations around town. Also discusses his high school without (as far as I noticed) specifically naming which one it was. Although it says on his Wikipedia page that he graduated from Beechcroft, so that must be it.

George Bellows

As one of the celebrated “Ashcan” artists of the early 1900s, Bellows seems to have recognized his calling in life at a very early age. Even in elementary school, his teachers would often adore their classrooms with this artwork. He was also a decent baseball and basketball player, taking all these talents with him to OSU, where among other things he contributed drawings for the student yearbook. Upon graduation, his parents were hoping he would do something a little more “respectable” career-wise. But, alas, he moved to New York City and became a famous painter instead.

Bizzy Bone

This founding member of celebrated hip-hop group Bone-Thugs-n-Harmony happens to be the only one who doesn’t originally hail from Cleveland. That’s right, he actually grew up here, at least up through the age of four. His story is far crazier than you might be aware, however, considering he was abducted at that age and taken to Oklahoma by his mom’s boyfriend. The authorities only found him a couple of years later, after his photo appeared in the end credits for the movie Adam.

Unlike many of the other future celebrities in this post, however, he did in fact return to Columbus and continue to maintain roots here. In fact, he was spotted constantly in the Morse Road Kroger where I worked. During these occasions whispers would circulate through the store mighty quickly: “Bizzy Bone’s here…psst…Bizzy Bone just came in the store!” So I think he must have lived nearby. Yet although always into Bone Thugs from their first album onward, I’m not quite sure why, either I was too timid or too cool at the time, but I never shouted out a hello and certainly never ran up to speak to him. Which now seems quite stupid.

Pat Borders

Referring to his semi-obscure catcher as “famous” might be a stretch, but I think anyone who makes it to the major leagues has a somewhat legitimate claim to that title. And he did after all win a couple of World Series, in fact was MVP of the ’92 Fall Classic. Yes he did move to Florida at a young age, just one of the many figures on this list who doesn’t have any apparent Columbus ties beyond that point. But he played for Indians for 3 years, so that’s something, and is also oddly enough one of just two American born players in history to have won a World Series and an Olympic gold medal (stranger still, both hailed from Ohio.)

Bernie Casey

When I worked at Wild Oats, we had this janitor we referred to as “U.N. Jefferson” based upon his vague resemblance to that character from Revenge Of The Nerds. Unbeknownst to us at the time, however, the guy who actually played U.N. Jefferson in the movie…graduated from East High School, right here in Columbus!

Talk about a mind-blowing coincidence, when eventually discovering this. But in all seriousness, Bernie Casey would wind up enjoying a fascinating career, clear up until his death in 2017. He starred at Bowling Green as an athlete, made All-American while there, then spent 8 years playing football in the NFL, during which he made one Pro Bowl and enjoyed moderate stardom. And only then did he get into acting, eventually compiling a far more illustrious resume than I’m sure even he could have possibly envisioned – one that will include numerous guest spots on TV, appearances in a Scorcese movie and a James Bond movie, a surprising amount of other hit films but then also, yes, possibly his most famous role, in a few chapters of that Nerds franchise.

Beverly D’Angelo

This famous actress is from the Upper Arlington area. Her grandpa, Howard Dwight Smith, designed the Shoe, among other buildings around town, and her dad, Gene D’Angelo, worked at WBNS.

Jay DeMarcus

Bass player for Rascall Flatts hails from Columbus and lived here his entire childhood. He attended the Tree Of Life Christian school and also that Fort Hayes magnet school.

Buster Douglas

This unknown boxer came from out of nowhere in 1990 to take down an undefeated Mike Tyson, thus winning the heavyweight crown.

Guy Fieri 

Vaguely amusing Food Network guy who reminds me of my old friend Doug, except with spiky blonde hair. This is the sanitized TV version of Doug, mannerisms intact but minus the foul behavior. If left to his own devices, however, Doug would have come up with a way better show than Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.

In his first ever book, 2008’s Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives: An All American Road Trip…with Recipes! Fieri lists his top 60 restaurants in the country. Not a single Ohio eatery makes the list, much less one from Columbus. I alternate between thinking this is completely ridiculous, versus grudgingly admitting it’s kind of cool and maybe displays a little integrity. Then again, if he couldn’t find a single restaurant from his hometown to list among the country’s finest, he probably wasn’t trying hard enough. Then again, I think he moved away from Columbus at a fairly early age.

Hank Gowdy

In a town famous for its athletes, he just might crack the top ten list for those born here. And is likely the most famous baseball player who took his first breath in Columbus. His statistics actually don’t look that remarkable, although in a 17 year MLB career, interrupted by his service in WWI, he compiled a solid defensive track record. But what he’s most known for today, apart from appearing in a few World Series and winning a couple of them, is that he was the only major leaguer to serve in both World Wars – that’s right, at the age of 53, he went right on ahead and enlisted all over again. In 1918 he was in fact the first MLB player to enlist in WWI, period. He later went on to manage the Cincinnati Reds, among other coaching gigs. After dying at the ripe old age of 76, Gowdy Field was named in his honor, and he is buried here in Columbus.

Unfortunately, Gowdy Field fell into disrepair after a number of years. Owing to its prior status, it is given a West 3rd Avenue address, although the actual field part remaining is nowhere near 3rd Avenue now.

Bob Greene

You know, it’s surprising what wacky careers a lot of these people have had, even ones you maybe sort of thought you knew quite a bit about. Greene, who was born in Bexley in 1947, would become an award winning journalist for the Chicago Tribune, in addition to providing commentary on the TV news show Nightline. He has also written countless popular books.

Prior to this, though, there are the expected cutting teeth type stints working for a couple Columbus papers. Okay, that’s all well and good and mostly expected. But then also what about his time spent singing and playing guitar on the road with the surf rock group Jan and Dean? Huh? Oh yeah, and he went on to play…Santa Claus…for Alice Cooper’s tours in the early 1970s.

Well, I mean, it doesn’t sound like this guy left much on the table, I have to tell you. If curious to find out more, his books And You Know You Should Be Glad and Late Edition cover his early days growing up in Bexley and working for those C-bus papers, respectively.

Rahsaan Roland Kirk

Ah, now this is more like it. This internationally renowned jazz musician was born in the now defunct Flytown neighborhood in 1935. An accident at the age of 2 rendered him blind, although it’s likely that the unfortunate loss of this sense did heighten his musical sensibilities. He would later study at the OSU School For The Blind and is in fact most likely its most famous alumnus. At the time, locals mostly thought his music sucked and he had to travel elsewhere to gain an audience – only much later would C-bus realize the error of its ways and come to embrace his excellence. Sounds about right. Mayor Jack Sensenbrenner did apparently announce on December 10, 1970, that it was officially “Rahsaan Roland Kirk Day,” but its honoree had long since left town by this point.

Roy Lichtenstein 

This famous modern artist lived on Iuka for a while, near the OSU campus, and now has a statue at the airport.

Lil’ Bow Wow

Although he would soon drop the “Lil'” from his name, I think most of us can agree that Bow Wow (Shad Moss) is still mostly referred to by this name. This rapper’s big claim to fame is he was performing at some L.A. show at the age of 6 and somehow caught the attention of Snoop Dogg. He would appear in the video for Gin N’ Juice a short while later, then eventually launch his own recording career at the ripe old age of 13. He enjoyed some top ten hits and even headlined the movie Like Mike, and is still somehow just 37 as of this writing.

Jerrie Mock 

Almost nobody knows that she is the first woman to fly solo around the world, which is kind of sad. I feel like 99.9% of the people on the planet would get this wrong – as would I, until stumbling upon this factoid during my research here. She left Columbus on March 19, 1964 and returned just shy of a month later, on April 17. I’d never heard of her until recently, but love this story now. Which I guess is the point of this historical digging. This still seems somewhat insane to me, actually. How many of us, even now, for various reasons, would have problems flying around the globe in less than a month? Her plane was called Spirit Of Columbus and the TV show Family Ties once used that name for an episode, too – though it’s unclear if this was a coincidence, or intentionally done in her honor.

Jack Nicklaus

Everyone knows that he still holds the record for lifetime Majors won, which Tiger Woods has yet to take down despite his many comebacks. But these are all yawn inducing, in a way. What is local legend Jack Nicklaus really like, behind the scenes? This is what the people demand to know. Well, I can tell you that my stepdad caught him in action once during a Memorial tournament, and was less than impressed. He happened to be standing in the clubhouse and by chance witnessed the Golden Bear exiting a men’s room, at which point the golfing legend immediately reamed the nearest random employee, in front of everyone present, over the condition of said restroom.

Employee: Yes, Mister Nicklaus, I will take care of that as soon as possible.

Jack Nicklaus: No, you will take care of that now!

The spectators present, in a possible foreshadowing of his actual performance that day, exchange horrified glances. This is pure speculation, but I am hazarding a guess that the ongoing weather conditions at his signature tournament may have played a part in Jack’s foul attitude. If you do your research, you will discover that they basically bulldozed over Native American figurehead Chief Leatherlips’s stomping/burial grounds to build this golf course. From which point it began mysteriously raining at the Memorial tournament every year, except in the years it snowed. In late May. In more recent years they even tried moving the tournament up a week, except it has begun raining that weekend instead now. Naming a nearby road after Leatherlips has failed to appease him. I think you might have to knock off Nicklaus and/or reforest the golf course to reestablish this delicate balance.

Lest you think this superstitious nonsense, be advised that Barbara Nicklaus, Jack’s wife, has twice brought a glass of gin to place at Leatherlips’s current grave, upon hearing rumors that this would remedy the situation. The second time, the not-at-all-desperate-or-washed-up-jackass golfer husband drove her there. Although dismissing the entire plot as hokum, of course.

Paul O’Neill

Not to be confused with the former Secretary of the Treasury who spells his name the same way, this Paul played major league baseball for the Reds and Yankees from 1985 to 2001. He won a batting title in ’94, was named to a handful of All-Star teams, and is one of just 30 players to have won 5 World Series titles (one with the Reds, four with the Yankees). Oddly enough, he is also the ONLY player in history to have played on the winning side of three different perfect games. As far as his local ties are concerned, he went to Brookhaven High School.

I always thought he seemed like a cool, low key kind of guy. An impression that’s bolstered by listening to him in the broadcast booth after his playing days ended. Of course, all the modern reader probably cares about is that he also appeared in an episode of Seinfeld. 

Tom Poston

This actor is most famous as a regular on Newhart, but guest starred in what looks like approximately every TV show you ever heard of from the 1950s up through 2007. He was born here in 1921, and graduated high school here, but doesn’t appear to have had much to do with C-bus beyond this point.

Brady Quinn

Even rarer a specimen than the Archie Griffin/Michael Redd type athlete (born here, starred at OSU) is one like Brady Quinn: born here, but starred at a completely different college. In his case, after setting the world on fire as a QB at Dublin Coffman, earning him mountains of praise in the Dispatch and elsewhere, he enrolled at Notre Dame and set numerous records there. Then the NFL came calling, beginning with a busted stunt helming the Browns, although he did manage to stick around with various teams for 7 seasons.

Michael Redd

You’ll see some conflicting reports, but most have it that future NBA star Michael Redd was born in Columbus. At the very least, he definitely grew up here, and attended West High – this makes him one of those relatively rare athletes who not only starred at OSU but actually hailed from our fair city as well. I remember following the big season, I think it was ’99, when he and Scoonie Penn took the Buckeye basketball team deep into the March Madness tournament. In 2000, he was drafted by the Milwaukee Bucks, and would wind up playing eleven seasons for them, followed by a final hurrah with the Phoenix Suns.

Eddie Rickenbacker

This world famous fighter pilot from WWI was born in Columbus and would eventually have an airport named after him here. At the age of two or three, his family purchased and moved into a house on Livingston Avenue, where he would live for the remainder of his childhood. Rickenbacher (as his name was originally spelled, before he changed it as an adult) worked as a teenager for both the Oscar Lear Automobile Company and Columbus Buggy Company. Prior to his career as a pilot, he was actually a race car driver of considerable reknown. And then in the 30s and 40s, oddly enough, he penned a popular comic strip named Ace Drummond. Upon his death in 1973, he was buried in Green Lawn Cemetery.

Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.

Born in Columbus and just like his daddy (a historian at OSU), Junior here would make his name mostly in the field of American history. He won a pair of Pulitzer Prizes for his books – exactly twenty years apart – wrote speeches for presidential candidate Adlai Stevenson, and later even worked for JFK as a historian. Unfortunately, like many of the figures on this page, he does seem to have basically blown out of town at an early age and had little to do with Columbus as an adult.

Alice Schille

Another famed painter, Alice enjoyed a long, incredibly prolific career spent living and eventually dying in Columbus. She attended Columbus Art School before continuing her education in New York. But then also traveled extensively, picking up considerable knowledge in the process, along with numerous awards such as the gold medal in a 1915 exhibition at Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts.

She is mostly known for her watercolors, forever (or at least we’d like to think) putting to bed the disrespect often paid to this medium. Her work is still on display all over this city and beyond. Following her 1955 death at the age of 86, she was buried at Green Lawn Cemetery, just like Rickenbacker and many of these other notable figures.

Jeff Smith

This cartoonist, creator of the Bone comic book series, has lived in Columbus for most of his life. Its origins trace back to a strip called Thorn he contributed to OSU paper The Lantern, however, as some of the characters first appeared there. So yeah, after graduating from Worthington High, he enrolled at Ohio State. Then he and buddy Jim Kammerud formed an animation studio called Character Builders, during which they created ads for White Castle and the introductory sequence for a Jack Hanna show called Super Safari, among other noteworthy gigs.

Only later, in 1991, would he launch the Bone series and form his own comic book company. My friend Kevin Spain briefly worked for Smith in some sort of office lackey role during the early years, and says he’s a really nice guy. Nonetheless, though I own a couple issues and have tried getting into it, I am forced to admit that this just isn’t my cup of tea.

George Steinbrenner

This future owner of the New York Yankees was assigned to Lockbourne Air Force Base in 1952. Though he and his family were based more out of Cleveland, George would maintain close ties with Columbus all the way up until his death.  At Lockbourne, he was first an aide to the commanding general, then was placed in charge of its athletic program.

He also coached their baseball team! Once, during his first season of doing so, OSU’s junior varsity squad showed up for a game, much to George’s distress. When making the schedule, he thought he was booking a game against their varsity team. Thus, is shouting at them to stay on the bus and to drive it back the way they came. Is further enraged when their coach talks him into playing anyway, and they proceed to pummel Lockbourne. Elsewhere on base, he runs track and sets the record for the 440 yard low hurdle. Also sets up some kind of coffee and donut operation, selling these out of trucks around the base.

In 1954, George will wind up transferring to Ohio State, to pursue his Master’s degree in phys ed. Attends a ton of football games, hangs out watching practice. During this time he’s also somehow employed as the assistant football and basketball coach at St. Thomas Aquinas High. George has at least one class with star OSU running back Howard Cassady, and the two become good friends. Through Cassady, Steinbrenner will meet his future wife, fellow OSU student Elizabeth Joan Zieg. Her dad, Harold Zieg, was a bigtime local developer and Buckeye football booster.

The Steinbrenner stories tend to weave in and out of town from this point forward. In 1973, while attempting to purchase the Yankees, he will enlist one of the Lazarus heirs, Charlotte Witkind, as a minority investor. Six years later, he moves their AAA minor league team to town, and switches its name from the Jets to the Clippers. There is one amusing anecdote from July of that year, when Steinbrenner has just flown into town to check up on the team. After landing at Columbus International, he catches a cab and is en route to the hotel when he happens to hear Clippers manager Gene Michael being interviewed on the radio. It’s a local station and the interviewer is asking him if he would like to have the recently opened manager post up in Cleveland. When Michael admits that he might, George flips out and tells the cabbie to drive him to Cooper Stadium instead. Lurks around in wait for Gene to show up, and then verbally assails the dude when he does. Although cooler heads eventually prevail during this same conversation, and Steinbrenner offers him a GM job with the Yankees instead.

I happened to see Steinbrenner around town here just once, having breakfast at the Damon’s where I worked. We peeked around the corner, watching him dine with some other guy, but were not about to approach and interrupt. Everyone said he was part owner of either the attached Parke Hotel or the restaurant or both, although I’m not sure to what extent.

Jermaine Stewart

Singer most famous for We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off was born here in 1957. And just off the top of my head, up until Twenty One Pilots came along, I might say that’s the biggest hit ever for a Columbus born musician, that I’m aware of. His family did move to Chicago, which is where he ultimately first made his mark, but this didn’t happen until he was a teenager.

R.L. Stine

I somehow only recently learned that this author is from Columbus, even though he has to be the best-selling writer this city has produced. James Thurber is surely still more of a household name, however, so that’s something. I was a little too old for Goosebumps and Fear Street, his most popular series, but a recent Netflix trilogy based on the latter was very good. Born in Bexley, he attended OSU and even worked on The Sundial for a few years. He then created the magazine Bananas (which seems vaguely familiar) and since then has published a mind numbing arsenal of books. It will seriously make your brain hurt to look up a list of all the stuff this dude has written. And here I feel like some battle tested warrior for cranking out one short article a month. Pssh. Even though, to my knowledge, I’ve not read any of his books, and can’t speak of the quality, this is still a mighty impressive resumé. He also apparently had a cameo in the first two Goosebumps movies.

Dave Thomas

Though he only wound up settling here in roundabout fashion as an adult, Columbus was the site of his breakthrough business triumphs, and he remained a fixture on the scene basically until his death.

I didn’t realize how much he had going on in Cbus until reading his autobiography, Dave’s Way. Though presented as a somewhat wacky motivational book giving “tips” to aspiring entrepreneurs, I have to admit, this was way more engaging than expected. Then again, I was cracking up long before page one, just to observe Jack Nicklaus’s bullshit soundbite on the back cover. Here’s the quote in its entirety:

“Dave has written an entertaining book, which I am sure you’ll find very enjoyable.”

Okay, so the Golden Bear clearly didn’t even read the thing. I’m conjuring up this mental image of it sitting on this table beside his front door for a couple of months. Then maybe he’s passing through the headquarters of Jack Nicklaus, Inc. one day and the secretary is holding her hand over the phone receiver, telling him Dave Thomas is on the line asking about some praise for his book jacket. A slightly out of breath and irritated Jack recites this nonsense on the spot before continuing to his office.

But anyway, onto the specifics. Most of this I had no clue about apart from the big ticket items about Dave opening the first ever Wendy’s in Columbus. So here are some of the major points. Apparently, while working as assistant manager for a two store restaurant chain in Ft. Wayne, Dave Thomas became one of the first people in the country to get mixed up with Colonel Sanders. The old colonel I must say comes off as a dangerous if crafty lunatic in many of these pages.

Anyway, Dave became somewhat smitten with Col. Sanders’s business acumen and even took to wearing white suits with black string ties himself for a while. There’s a hilarious photo in this book of the two of them side by side at the Ohio State Fair, sporting this very getup, as Dave is holding a trophy for some “Grand Champion” chicken they presented here.

How they got from Ft. Wayne to Columbus is itself pretty fascinating. In 1959, the colonel gets this idea about hooking up a couple of real estates buddies he has in Cbus, with Dave Thomas’s boss over in Indiana. His name is Phil Clauss, and he owns that two store Hobby Ranch House Take-Home operation (I couldn’t even begin to tackle the origin of this name here, so don’t ask). Sanders approaches Clauss about opening some restaurants in Columbus. These figures agree to combine forces for this venture, although Clauss, to his credit, insists he will only do so if his “vice-president,” Dave Thomas, who is in fact still manning a grill every day, is appointed operational advisor to this program.

In the early going, Dave’s driving to Columbus once a month, but this business is bombing out miserably. Finally the three guys running the show (Sanders is more in the background barking orders at this point) convince Thomas he needs to actually move to Columbus to straighten out these clowns. Clauss is confident enough in his boy here that he buys out the other two guys, and works out a deal with Thomas that Dave can have 40% of the company if he manages to turn it around.

His first order of business is to clean house. One of the lists he’s included in this book, Dave’s Six Steps For Bringing Back A Dying Business, is absolutely priceless. Much to my delight (and surely many a coworker I’ve had over the years would feel the same way), Tip #1 is “get rid of the dead wood in management.” Anyhow, after mission accomplished on this front, he also installs air conditioning at the four restaurants, trims the menus way down from a positively insane 100 offerings to maybe a dozen…but then also renames them the still quite baffling Colonel Sanders Kentucky Fried Chicken Take Home. More hilarious yet, the namesake himself, Harland Sanders, is telling Dave he’s nuts and should pull out of town before it’s too late.

Even so, however improbably, things are on the upswing. Dave and the family buy a house in Westerville, and things improve to the extent that a 5th restaurant is opened in ’67. By this point he has made good on his deal with Clauss and now owns 40% of these puppies. He tries out all manner of wacky promotions, down to teaming up with this ice cream place across the street from one location on BOGO type deals between the two businesses. Most significantly, Dave has this idea about rotating, illuminated chicken buckets for the company signs, which Sanders instantly falls in love with and installs at KFC locations everywhere. So, yes, the world famous Kentucky Fried Chicken Of Ft. Wayne Indiana actually owes this debt to Columbus Ohio.

On to more pertinent points, a year later, in 1968, KFC has exploded to the extent that Clauss and Thomas sell their five Columbus stores back to the parent company at a huge profit. Dave’s then kind of slumming it for a while with various corporate roles with KFC before quitting, after a tiff with his higher-ups. By this juncture he’s already a millionaire anyway and doesn’t need this crap. He accepts a job running Arthur Treacher’s while he contemplates his next move. Having purchased a car from Immke Buick, he’s become good friends with that local dealership’s kingpin, Len Immke, and the two of them often hit the Columbus Athletic Club to work out together, while Dave airs his thoughts on ideas to revolutionize the fast food hamburger industry.

Dave says the two of them commonly drink beer in the steam room while discussing these concepts. Which might defeat the purpose of hitting the gym in the first place, although you have to admit it’s kind of cool. Anyway following one of these powwows, they decide to swing by the club’s diner for lunch, only to discover it’s closed. This sets off a life changing rant by Immke.

“See, Dave it’s what I’ve been telling you,” Immke says, “it’s tough to get a meal downtown at the noon hour. We really ought to have a hamburger operation down here.”

Something clicks in this moment. In a virtual instant, Thomas decides to buy this business space from Immke, on West Broad Street. It’s a closed down restaurant that Len had fairly recently purchased from former New York Yankee great Tommy Henrich. At the time of this conversation it’s being used to stage brand new Buicks before they reach the showroom at Immke’s dealership down the street, and the bar area is entirely cobwebbed from disuse. These two are driving around Columbus one day and Dave, after mulling over this matter an eternity, suddenly latches upon the name Wendy’s, a nickname for his youngest daughter Melinda.

This first location opens on November 15, 1969, with three full-time employees. In this book, which came out in 1991, Dave mentions that original employee Gloria Ward Soffe is still with the company, which is another heartwarming touch to read about somehow. The mayor is on hand for this opening, as is company mascot Melinda, in pigtails with blue bows in them, who at 8 years old admits halfway through the day that smiling so much is making her mouth hurt.

That stuff about the opening is somewhat common knowledge, though, and vaguely familiar to me. What I didn’t realize, however, is that the second ever Wendy’s location was opened on Henderson Road, about a year later, and that this is the first one with a drive-thru window. Both here and elsewhere, they actually attempt operating separate grills at this restaurant, a distinct kitchen each for the dine-in and drive-thru customers, for a number of years. All the more zany, it bears mentioning, Dave was somehow still on the payroll at Arthur Treacher’s, too, doing the same theoretical work as always, and the 2nd largest stockholder, until he was certain this Wendy’s concept would really take off.

When it was still a two store operation, he cut in a trio of local friends on ownership, and the four of them cleaned house after Wendy’s went skyward. One of them, Ron Musick, was renting an apartment in Worthington at the time, and essentially told his wife to piss off when she was questioning this investment. This foursome moved into an office on Henderson, one which also housed a Coca-Cola arm of sorts, some Anchor Hocking glass operation, and other oddball businesses. Dave recounts here that, although at the time of writing this book, he was sitting in a much fancier office up in Dublin, that these Henderson Road days were actually his favorite. The four of them and their wives were here all the time, in this cramped but vibrant atmosphere, and there were days where they had hundreds of thousands of dollars stacked in the hallway, despite the other businesses in the building, if the banks happened to be closed at that hour.

By 1979, Dave Thomas is receiving a Horatio Alger award from Norman Vincent Peale at the Neil House downtown. OSU donates a chair for his fancy office up in Dublin, joking that he never had enough seats at the original location. Still, though we are definitely in victory lap terrain by this point, it’s impressive how he keeps pumping up the legends of even obscure local people he has known throughout the years. Roger Webb, who was just a student in the accounting department at OSU way back in those early days of Wendy’s, grinding his way through this fast food gig for pocket change, is mentioned as having made many important contributions during totally random conversations he had with Dave in that Broad Street restaurant. Thomas is also quite enthralled with this Jim Near character, a Columbus figure who is eventually appointed chairman of Wendy’s.

In summary, I think Dave was probably a mostly cool older guy you would have rolled your eyes at if working for, even as you reluctantly learned a few things from him. It’s nice to see him mention in passing a few charitable things he did, too, to give back to the community. Recreation Unlimited, a camp for the disabled which he was encouraged to support by sportscaster Jimmy Crum, and Charity Newsies, a vaguely familiar concept I seem to remember, where they would sell newspapers on street corners to buy clothes for kids, were a couple of his pet causes. Daughter Pam was also in charge of the volunteer program in Columbus as well.

My parents actually went out to dinner with Dave Thomas once. The photo above is taken from that night, though I’ve cropped them out of it – sorry, folks, but you don’t quite make the cut on this particular post. In case you’re wondering, though, what restaurant did Dave immediately recommend, during a brief discussion on where to eat? Why it was Wendy’s, of course, and this is precisely where they went.

Philip Michael Thomas

Actor most famous for playing Tubbs on Miami Vice was born here in 1949 but moved away at (you guessed it) a very early age.

Kenan Thompson

This highly entertaining actor technically hails from here, yes, but might have set a record on this page by leaving town before he was even a year old. And therefore it’s highly unlikely he gets too teary eyed reminiscing about ol’ Columbus.

James Thurber

I recently finished The Years With Ross, which is a memoir about his time spent working at The New Yorker. This is the first thing of his that really made much of an impression on me. We did, of course, have to read The Secret Life of Walter Mitty in high school, and while that famous short story does have a memorable premise that you basically never forget, I wouldn’t say it meant much to this particular teenager at the time.

The Years With Ross has a great atmosphere to it, though, about life on a magazine staff, and is also laugh-out-loud funny in spots. Mostly it is of course concerned with NYC tales, although Thurber does include a few short anecdotes about Columbus here and there.

I also have Fables for Our Time and Famous Poems Illustrated in my collection, and just read that one. The first few paragraphs have you thinking that this is going to be a silly enterprise, but it’s actually pretty hilarious much of the time. In fact, these days I mentally lump Thurber in with Twain because it’s surprising to me how funny these guys still are after all these years. Each of these fables features one or two of James’s own illustrations, of course, and a moral at the end, the most comical of which might be, it is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all. 

The famous poems section is more of a head scratcher to me, although then again I don’t know anything about poetry. All you can say is that these timeworn pieces (by Longfellow, Tennyson, etc) must have meant something to him, considering he drew even more illustrations for these than he did the fables. Regarding the artwork, it’s basic but effective enough, about on par with what you’d expect from a newspaper comics section. These can provide a surprising amount of comedy themselves, however, like for example this sheep at a typewriter on the cover, which conveys a great deal of emotion somehow despite its basic form. It would have been interesting, actually, to see how Thurber would have fared in some alternate universe, if wholly dedicating himself as a newspaper comics creator instead – I’m guessing he would have done quite well in that medium.

Overall, this collection makes me wonder if John Lennon wasn’t striving for something similar with his own bizarre books. If so, he missed the mark considerably. Anyway, as far as Columbus references are concerned, he mentions the city just once, in passing during one of these fables.

Twenty One Pilots

Well, there’s no avoiding it any longer – it’s time to address the heathens in the room. Now, I know some people have been known to protest, “nuh uh! They come from the suburbs, dude! It doesn’t count!” But I don’t know about any of that. They bill themselves as a Columbus band and I can’t find any evidence to contradict it.

On September 8, 2021, they played a Sirius exclusive show, broadcast from the Newport Music Hall. I happened to catch this and am really glad that I did so. Prior to hearing this, I have to admit I liked Heathens and that was pretty much it. But they kind of won me over with this performance. Before the show there was even a little intro interview and the two main members (Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun) came across as chill and even hilarious at times. They threw out mentions to Hounddog’s Pizza and “that car dealer guy…carrying an acoustic guitar around everywhere he went,” (Fred Ricart), for example, so that’s something. As far as the show, the drummer (Dun) displays some serious chops, and they played a lot of deeper cuts that I’d never heard before. The singer (Joseph) has pipes, too, and while it started to get a smidgen repetitive by the end – and I’m still not a fan of a couple hits there where he kind of sounds like Eminem trying to pull off reggae, or something – overall this appearance has me wanting to check out more of their material. The songwriting was often much weirder and edgier than expected, even if the crowd (singing along with virtually every word) clearly leans toward the teenybopper demographic, and the whole enterprise seems like something Jared Leto might be into. Which makes total sense considering the soundtrack Heathens initially appeared on.

So I guess this is my dark secret, confessing that I kind of dig this band now.  We are surely a minority creeping around in the shadows. Or maybe not – I seem to recall reading somewhere that Twenty One Pilots were the best-selling rock group of the 2010s. This despite not getting a ton of press, and hailing not from LA or New York, but Columbus Ohio. That last point gets stranger and stranger the more I think about it.

Dwight Yoakam

In the pre-internet days, you would hear all kinds of crazy rumors, and begin to tune most of these out after a while. Having said that, I never heard anyone whatsoever suggest that Dwight Yoakam spent a great deal of his formative years in Columbus, although this happens to be true.

In retrospect, in these modern times, it seems way more obvious than it was back then. My parents actually received Hillbilly Deluxe on cassette as a Christmas present the year it was released, and we wore that bad boy out. Readin’, ‘Rightin’, Rt. 23 was a family favorite, though you would have been considered a cheesy flake at the time to suggest he was talking about the route 23 which passed not that far from our house…even though we would eventually discover he was.

Beyond that point, I actually caught Panic Room during its original run, at Studio 35. It’s crazy to think now that he graduated high school maybe ten minutes away from there, but I had no clue at the time. Not to mention that Studio 35 actually sits on the route in question, 23. By then he was already famous for Sling Blade and it seemed like he might transition into acting completely. Yet Nashville or Bakersfield were distant concepts which basically might have been located halfway across our galaxy, not to mention I had no idea still that he spent most of his childhood here, even attended OSU for a while. In the 2000 presidential election it turns out I actually voted at Dwight’s old high school, but wouldn’t realize this for another ten years or so. He graduated from Northland in ’74, before briefly enrollling at OSU, then blowing out of town for good.

But then on the flipside, well, there must have been something there, to explain why he’s not only one of the few “modern” (as in, mid 80s onward) country guys you don’t just tolerate, but have somewhat liked from the outset. And this is reassuring when it happens, in a way, that somehow your subconscious vibed with a musician and you weren’t sure why, except instinctively knowing it wasn’t quite the same old thing everyone else was doing. Which was true for a lot of us, I think.

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Downtown Columbus

art installation downtown Columbus Ohio

This has already been a fun, if sprawling and chaotic, section to tackle. Expect frequent changes as I continue to add to and revise the page. It’s probably going to take a while to get a handle on this region – so just maybe, if you can, try and avoid these orange construction cones and blinking arrows straight out of the Spring-Sandusky interchange mess.  Until I figure out a better way to organize it, there are three different ways to navigate this page. Down below is another of these crude maps which you have come to know and love. You can click on any of the district/street names to jump to that section. Below that, there’s an alphabetized list by area, if you prefer. Or of course you could always just keep reading, too:

Brewery District

-Arena District-

Route 33 runs east/west through the middle of here, but what’s interesting about this road is that it’s split – Spring Street if you’re driving out of downtown, Long Street if you’re heading into it. Right at the I-670 overpass they join forces and just become Riverside instead, as it bends more northbound or at least northwest from there.

As of 2006 across from the Neil Road intersection, where that dead ends into 33, two black iron trellis style railroad tracks cross the Scioto River, kind of like skis pointed inward toward one another. There’s a footbridge across the river, just west of the westernmost track, a footbridge part of path that leads back to this building they’ve erected at the light, across from where Neil dead ends: brick, with a ton of windows (small, but basically western half of the streetside face, and a little cafe with a bunch of tables outside. North Bank Park – strip of lawn between Spring and Long – grass and benches – spaced evenly apart, black metal. I think they’ve got bands playing inside sometimes. Brick crosswalks. Neil also brick in the short patch between Spring and Long.

Below is a map of this district I felt compelled to jot down for some reason in the summer of 2006. The directional orientation is not what I would do in this day and age, but, well, that was obviously 20 years ago. A project like this website wasn’t even a glimmer in my eye at that point. So when uploading here, I attempted rotating this image ninety degrees to the right, but that made it even more ghastly to behold. So that didn’t work. In the end I decided to leave this exactly as I drew it, but with a couple directional arrows typed onto the finished product. Just keep in mind this doesn’t point the same way as the other maps on this site:

343 N. Front St.

Address given to a whole slew of enterprises, including a Buca di Beppo, Whistle & Keg, CoGo, Creators’ Kitchen, and the ghastly sounding NASCAR Wings.

A happening live venue with an equally horrific moniker of Frog, Bear and Wild Boar Bar once occupied a large chunk of the front portion, i.e. facing south toward Battelle Plaza and Nationwide Blvd. Miles could never quite remember the name, would usually blurt out his closest approximation of it – but with complete seriousness – of which “Frogs, Hogs, and…Bullhorn” was probably his most famous, when attempting to describe it or tell someone to meet us there or whatever. They had some decent bands, though, and were usually packed, and I did meet one girl here, began dating her for a short while in like 2003 or thereabouts. So it wasn’t a complete loss.

As of September 2006, they had $1.50 domestic drafts and $2 martinis all day every day, as of Sep ’06. They serve pub grub too, of course, including a huge Build Your Own Burger that clocks in at half a pound. But also known for their Chick Parm Sandwich and of course the standard fish & chips.

At present it doesn’t look like anyone is carving out this specific space of the building. But it would have sat between where Whistle & Keg and CoGo now, some percentage of that square footage.

401 N. Front St.

The Jeni’s Ice Cream home office, Creole 2 Geaux (now that’s more like it, branding-wise), Fanatics Sportsbook, a Social Security office for disabilty adjudication, Cardinal Solutions Group, Impact.com, a U.S. Small Business Administration office, JLL, Insight Enterprises Inc., BYLINED, Array Architects Columbus, Richard W. Rubenstein Law, Lazear Capital Partners, Lasso Productions, Small Business Development Center, ODAR Hearing Office, Pennant, Campos EPC, and GREAT Products Inc., and Chipotle all claim suite space in this attractive brick building that you will walk up to, after parking elsewhere (or catching other modes of transportation.)

One of its flagship first tenants, though, when this Arena District initially went up, was Gordon Biersch. They lasted until at the very least April 2006. Have an outdoor patio, dedicated parking. Brew their own beer and craft their own “culinary creations,” according to ad.


The Basement 

(391 Neil Avenue). Concert venue, smaller in scale than Express Live! next door. I remember ex-almost-Beatle Pete Best played here once. Mostly, though, in my experience, the upstairs bar is utilized as a pregame spot for concerts held at 405 Neil Avenue.

The Boat House Restaurant 

(679 W. Spring Street) Charming comfort food spot with great view of downtown, in the shadow of Highway 315, on a little strip of land where the Scioto and Olentangy rivers diverge.

Brothers

(477 Park St.) I just found out while researching this that it’s actually a national chain. It’s been here about 25 years or so but I seriously had no clue. Anyway, though, it’s your standard sports bar in many respects, albeit with a nice patio, and a wonderfully happening location. If this isn’t prime real estate, I don’t know what is.

Chipotle

(401 N. Front St.) I believe this one opened in early 2001. Hard to imagine a time when this (and every) city wasn’t entirely overrun with these puppies.

Express Live! 

(405 Neil Avenue.) Despite whatever name you give this venue (I still fight the urge to call it Promowest Pavilion) it remains a nifty spot, roughly 20 years in, whereby bands can either play indoors or outdoors depending upon the weather. The best show I’ve seen here has probably been Buddy Guy and the worst without question was Little Feat.

Gaswerks

(487 Park St.) Yeehaw! I’m happy to see this bar is still here. Still, though venturing inside virtually every watering hole that ever existed in this district, for some reason I don’t recall hitting this one ever. So let’s take a look at their paper advertisements from the early 2000s, shall we?

Their motto is “Great Drinks Lousy Service,” so I’m guessing there’s some kind of “ironic” stance in play here, maybe a la that Dick’s place or whatever it was where the waiters there would insult you all day. As of 2006, they do have S.I.N. (Service Industry Night) in mind every Wednesday, where you can either bring a check stub or formally register yourself with a S.I.N. Card. Billing itself as “simply the best S.I.N. night anywhere!” it features $1 martinis, $1 Bombs, $2 Calls (have to admit I’m clueless on this one), $1.50 domestic pints, and free pool all night. Every Thursday, they had Garage Band Thursdays, also with free pool and featuring a local musical act.

Huntington Park

(it has an address, of course, though as is often the case, I feel it’s more instructive to tell people this sits at the corner of Neil and Nationwide). This is the current, still relatively new home of the Columbus Clippers baseball team.A former gas station that existed at the corner held up construction somewhat, as the site was deemed environmentally toxic and had to be properly cleaned up first.

Kooma

(37 Vine Street.) Has been here since at least 2006. They are open for lunch onward Mon-Fri, from 4-9:30 on Saturdays, and closed Sundays. Serve upscale fare, including sushi, in a cozy modern setting.

Nationwide Arena

This arena was pushed through under some mild controversy, when the public voted no to fund it, but our mayor gave it the green light anyway. But I’m not here to get on a soapbox debiting the merits/demerits of this approach, particularly as someone who has visited here at least once (and couldn’t even be bothered to vote on it that day anyway, if being honest.) If seeking to read specifically my limited impressions of the Blue Jackets, you can go here. If you truly don’t have enough stress in your life and like to work yourself up into a lather over rich guy hookups and bungled city deals and the way enormous enterprises often pay less in taxes than the janitor sweeping its floors after a Tim McGraw concert, by all means do some detective work online.

Otherwise, we’ll stick to the scattershot details I’ve managed to track down about the operation itself. Like how Cotter’s was a bar/restaurant attached to Nationwide Arena, as of April ’06. They featured $4 martinis from a Signature Martini Menu Mon-Fri from 4-7pm. Also a $4 small plate every evening:

                Mon – roasted vegetable pizza

                Tue – mini steak burgers

                Wed – baked brie

                Thu – flash fried calamari

                Fri – shrimp cocktail

                They also bill themselves as being “directly across from the historic Union Station arch.”

North Market (click to view page)

Park Street Tavern

(501 Park St.) Cozy yet classy little dive, often featuring live music. I came here quite a bit when working at North Market in 2006, to kill time while waiting on the bus. It typically wasn’t too crowded, they had baseball on the TV, and I could almost always grab a table in front of the big picture window for people watching during commercials.

Ted’s Montana Grill

(191 W. Nationwide Blvd) As if you couldn’t guess, a somewhat upscale yet frontier themed, wild wild west type steakhouse establishment. Awesome food, though, it must be said. But they do have these all over the place and you might already be familiar with the chain. Erin and I are especially partial to what they call Almost Pickles here, as far as an appetizer goes.

(honorable mention/the departed)

51 Vine St.

No one’s using this address of the moment. It would have occupied the northwest corner of this larger building, facing Vine Street and the North Market, the same one Kooma is in. Gibby’s was one former tenant, though, through at least March 2006. They were a sister operation to the one in Grandview. Games on tv, wings, beer. You get the drill.

106 Vine St.

BBR Restaurant gave this space a go most recently, though they gave up the ghost at some point earlier this decade. A sports bar with a motto of “Rock It Out,” and advertising Eat, Drink, Sports as its tentpole attractions, they also displayed 106 West Vine on the building front, as their address. Although there is no East Vine.

Before this, Strada was a popular restaurant here, for many a year. As of January ‘01 they had live jazz every Friday night, open til midnight Fri & Sat. Spanish paella recipe: chorizo, mussels, chicken, calamari, shrimp, scallops and pork tenderloin tossed with peas, a traditional saffron rice. Calamari roll recipe: tenderized calamari dipped in francaisse, wrapped around crabmeat, roasted poblanos, boursin cheese, drizzled with jalapeno beurre blanc.

165 Vine St.

This plot of land is now a parking lot. Which I suppose is more useful than yet another live music venue. Still, there were at least a couple noteworthy ones located here, once upon a time.

The Lodge Bar was cool while it lasted, worth a visit roughly once a year or so. The interior was like a hunting lodge, and the stage has been moved to the back end of the bar.

Prior to this, the Brickyard called it home. The likes of Red Wanting Blue would often play here, like for example this memorable show from 2001. During this era, the stage was located up near the front entrance, along Vine Street, to the right as you walked in.

Arena Grand/Studio Movie Grill

(175 W. Nationwide Blvd.) This movie theater was kind of a big deal when it first opened, with plush seating in a fancy downtown setting and what have you. Although the only movie I personally remember catching here is when Erin and I saw Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland. In later years it was taken over and rebranded the somewhat befuddling Studio Movie Grill, which is apparently a mini-franchase of sorts but also not the greatest name. This to me makes it sound like merely the cafe portion of the theater itself, or something.

At any rate, this building has sat empty for quite a while. Is it oddly reassuring sometimes when a big profile business like this doesn’t quite make it? I guess on occasion, it is. I wouldn’t exactly wish misfortune on any random business owners, but at the same time, it’s nice to know someone can’t just plonk down a bunch of money, with an idea that’s slightly innovative at that moment, then coast into the sunset forevermore. In a majorly trendy district and, most likely, with significant hookups and/or breaks from the city in some form.

Blues Station

(147 Vine Street.) This low rectangular building with the white exterior is currently a big ol’ slab of nothingness. But it was a happening live venue of some renown through at least July 2006. Live music, Southern themed food such as fried peanut butter & jelly sandwiches. They have a patio too. As of then, every Tuesday they have an open mic jam with Patrick McLaughlin, every Wednesday open acoustic night with Ryan Smith.

Mekka 

Technically this would have sat just outside of the self-imposed boundaries of my little downtown map here. It was an insanely popular club here in town for a couple years in the late 90s. They would also host the odd national touring musician on occasion. According to the historical records I’m researching, its address was 382 Dublin Avenue, which doesn’t even exist anymore. If you’re talking about 382 Dublin Road, I think that’s more or less the same vicinity, but if I’m not mistaken they totally revamped the streets around here when the Arena District went in. So it’s not 100% accurate, either. But of course I could be wrong about that.

Well, anyway, whatever the particulars at that time, it was located in the old Buggy Works building. Opened by a guy named Tom Higgins. We came here just once but I remember it was difficult to find, back then. Which only served to enhance its mystique. It looks like Eve 6 and Lit played here on 4/6/99, Men At Work on 9/11/99. By February 2000 they were closed, however, possibly even earlier.

One Nation

(Nationwide Building) Its time here would have preceeded anyone actually referring to this area as the Arena District. Located on the 38th floor of the towering Nationwide headquarters, it was a restaurant open for twenty years, from 1977-97, and had a number of different regionally themed rooms. Both it and the external glass elevator used to reach the restaurant afforded awesome views of the city.

Water Works 

(225 N. Front Street) Former semi-notorious restaurant whose heyday peaked in the 1980s. This address no longer exists, as the entire block and then some has been eaten up by a Nationwide parking garage. Opened on the site of a former warehouse basement, everything here was water themed – but not necessarily in a nautical sense. For example, seating fashioned out of bathtubs, manhole cover shaped menus, dishes with highly questionable names such as Salt-Water Station Scampi. The fare was apparently semi-decent to respectable, and it lasted from 1971-87. But, I don’t know, with a gimmick like this, it’s somewhat surprising they stuck around that long.




-Brewery District-



Though downtown as a whole has been plagued by this to some extent, the Brewery District is unique in that I feel like for 20 plus years now, there’s been this trend of bars blowing into here with a ton of hype, and being packed to the gills in what has always been a happening district – in other words, a theoretically sustainable business – but then the masses stop showing up overnight, a few months down the road, and the place is toast before you know it.

This has its own standalone page now. So if interested please click either the name above or else right here.





-E. Broad Street-



12 E. Broad Street

Nothing is here at the moment, though it was most recently Jack & Benny’s Downtown Diner.  A fascinating cycle of upturns and downswings brought this all-day-breakfast operation downtown again. After their initial run basically right next door (6 E. Broad) ended in 1972, they relocated to the north campus location on High, which still exists to this day. Recent, more prosperous times led to adding this 2nd restaurant, however, and even a 3rd, out at the OSU airport. The downtown location had a tough go of it in the COVID era, though, and were regrettably forced to close their doors.

The original stop at 6 E. Broad, which lasted 18 years, for the majority of that lifespan was connected to another restaurant Jack Sher & Benny Klein owned, Benny Klein’s Charcoal Steak House. Located just around the corner, on High, and accessible via tunnel.

Rhodes State Office Tower

(30 E. Broad Street) A totally free observation deck might be one of the city’s best kept secrets. All that’s needed is a photo ID, and there are even guided tours available.

Sign above Columbus Dispatch headquarters
Columbus Dispatch

Columbus Dispatch

(62 E. Broad) – Home of the city’s major daily newspaper. I don’t feel like Cleveland bests Columbus in very many categories, but this is one exception – The Plain Dealer has always been a better paper. A lot of people, including some of my friends and I, were vaguely horrified when the Dispatch bought up treasured weekly independents, The Other Paper and Alive! True to form, they soon axed The Other Paper, citing overkill. In fairness, however, I will say they didn’t really seem to tinker with Alive! much, far less than expected.

The Dispatch website is highly annoying, however. Even after registering for 5 free articles per month, and logging in, I can’t seem to get the pop-up to go away, which greys out and blocks the remainder of the screen…asking you to either register, log-in, or pay for access. So you might get 5 “free reads” per month, but only in a mathematical model where 5 also equals 0. Overall, while the Disgrace nickname might be a tad excessive, I feel this is only an average or slightly below average newspaper for a city like ours.

112 E. Broad Street

The original site for Maramor restaurant, which was apparently just a house back then. Definitely hard to picture now. A Lazarus employee, Mary Love, opened it in 1920. This closed after a short while, as she moved out west, but then returned to reopen a different spot diagonally across the street (137 E. Broad), which was highly regarded and lasted deep into the 1960s.

257 E. Broad Street

Formerly the location of the first ever Wendy’s restaurant, from November 15, 1969 to March 2, 2007. If you see old pictures of this building, with rounded glass walls topped by blue and white vertical stripes, yeah, it really didn’t change that much over the years, aside from gradually becoming a Wendy’s museum of sorts, too. Declining sales led them to bulldozing the structure completely.

The only Wendy’s trace now is a historical marker in this grassy strip along the sidewalk. Just behind where the restaurant would have sat, though, is The Catholic Foundation, which also houses the totally free Museum of Catholic Art and History, an underrated gem you probably haven’t heard much about. STRS Ohio, an investment service, also calls this address home.

Prior to Wendy’s, it was part of Bill Kay’s Oldsmobile operation. Between the two, I’ve seen it listed as the site for Tommy Henrich’s restaurant, although other sources show the address as 247 E. Broad. So I’m not sure if it was one big connected space or if there’s an error of some sort there.

Motorists Mutual Insurance

(471 E. Broad) – Tall, funky looking dark brown building has a distinct 1970’s appearance to it, though I’m not actually sure how old it is. My ex-girlfriend Heather’s grandma worked here for eons and wound up retiring from the place. She used to buy Amway soap from me and I personally delivered some to her here once.

The Bluestone

(583 E. Broad) – Originally a First Baptist church which was built in 1898, and has undergone many changes since then. A short lived incarnation as Bar Of Modern Art (2006-2010) was considered by most an interesting but doomed concept, and this proved somewhat correct – although for this to last even four years is somewhat amazing. As the Bluestone it’s now an events venue which books live musical acts, too, both local and touring ones, as well as garden variety catering and banquet type happenings.  My stepdaughter Maddie recently had her senior prom in this building, for example. They also host occasional national acts and events like Melted Festival. Here’s one song from Kikagaku Moyo playing the 2019 edition:

I’m not really sure where downtown is officially considered to end out this way, but the point where it crosses over I-71 seems as good as any. From here, you start getting into the Olde Towne East district.


-W. Broad Street-



LeVeque Tower 

LeVeque Tower Columbus Ohio
LeVeque Tower

(50 W. Broad Street). Completed in 1927, this was once the tallest building in town. My ex-girlfriend Jill’s grandfather Carl did some electrical work on this massive structure back in its early days. In 1986, a sinkhole opened up on Broad Street pretty much right in front of it – if I remember correctly, it only ate one car. Some dude was driving along and the road caved in beneath him. Can you imagine? It’s hard to say whether this would make you want to buy a lottery ticket that day, or enter the witness protection program.

Technically speaking, anything west of the Scioto, from this bridge pictured above clear out to where 70 crosses Broad, is considered part of Franklinton. However in my experience, people are much more likely to refer to these following landmarks as “downtown,” and I am the same way.  I’m not sure where the unspoken line exists, but this seems to be a fairly accurate decoder key:

You’ve been there = downtown

Anything west of that = Franklinton

Franklinton is actually older than Columbus. I’ve read somewhere that there were businessmen doing brisk commerce in the early 1800s, offering boat rides across the river. Is this for real? I thought those older folk were supposed to be hardier types. I feel like I’m seriously out of shape now, but could still easily swim across the Scioto. Then again, this might prove difficult if attempting to hold onto your bonnet or top hat.

National Veterans Memorial and Museum 

(300 W. Broad Street) An impressive and modern looking facility. Oddly enough, one of the city’s top concert venues used to be located on this site, the Veterans Memorial Auditorium. Elvis played two shows here, on the same night in 1956, and as far as I can tell this is also where R.E.M. made their Ohio debut. That Arnold Schwarzenegger statue, in front of the Convention Center now, was originally here – it was moved when Vets Auditorium met the wrecking ball. This has something to do with a televised Mr. World strongman competition from 1970, which Arnold won right here, catapulting him into fame.

COSI

(333 W. Broad Street). Center of Science and Industry. It’s an okay spot, though much less exciting than one might imagine. A trip to the zoo or the Ohio Historical Society easily offers you much more bang for your buck. Only recommended if you’ve never been and are burned out on all the other similar options in town.

(honorable mention/the departed)

11 W. Broad St.

Former site of a Doersam’s restaurant, one of at least 4 around town (all within a close proximity, too – a North High, a South High, and an East Gay Street location). They were a burger joint that also served alcohol. This one closed at some point in the early 60s, and by 1970, the building itself was demolished. Cinco’s sits roughly in the same place now, though given a South High address.





-Downtown Proper-

(click on images in map to read more)

2006 notes: a brown wooden fence lines Fulton (east-west) above 70/71. Traffic pours out from westbound onto 4th Street, which is one way heading north. Backhoes work in the former basement of a recently demolished building – large, takes up about 1/4 block – at one corner of Mound and 4th. Ted Strickland’s campaign HQ is also here on 4th. A fire station with a sign in front proclaiming (white script on blue background) “busiest station in the nation.”

122 E. Main St.

Sidebar Columbus, The Cave Bar And Lounge, and the Pretty In Ink “permanent make-up clinic” are all located here now.

From 1991-95 it was a trendy restaurant called David’s On Main/David’s Down Under. Which went under in short order, indeed, due to plumbing and other maintenance issues. Although during this time, owner David Pelzman made national headlines and even Good Morning America for suing a would-be customer who failed to honor a reservation. An amusing tale and all, but there may be some karma related lessons there when your restaurant closes a year later.

From there it became the gay-friendly restaurant Out On Main (different owners) and then later Brownstone On Main (new owners as well.)

Columbus Association for the Performing Arts (CAPA)

Their headquarters is technically 55 E. State Street, next door to Ohio Theatre. Originally this organization was founded to save and restore that historic building, in 1969. But since that time, this non-profit group has taken over management of a number of similar operations around town (Southern Theatre, Palace Theatre, et cetera) and stages productions, hosts events at all of them. Even Franklin Park Conservatory falls under their purview.

Columbus Metropolitan Library

One of, if not the, most beautiful library interiors I’ve ever laid eyes upon. So that’s the face value take. Beyond all that, I’ve spent countless hours inside here over the decades, the nadir of which was probably the days of checking out 25 CDs at a time, in the late 90s, which I think was their limit. Then dubbing onto cassette (burning was not yet an option) the ones I ended up liking. Even back then I felt kind of bad for the clerks stuck dealing with dorks like me. Not that this ever stopped said dorks from perpetuating their antics.

In more recent times, aside from the remodeling flourishes which have made it an even more impressive sight, they’ve proven an invaluable reference resource for this website. For example I remain eternally grateful to one employee in particular, as she showed me how to look up old addresses in their database (often a surprisingly difficult task to accomplish, even with Google at your disposal) – before that, I had resorted to trying to buy old phone books from places like Craiglist.

Dirty Frank’s Hot Dog Palace 

(248 S. 4th Street) Highly rated operation has a thorough selection and serves beer as well.

C-bus institution Queen Bee once called this place home, for roughly sixty years. Christina Pritsolas was known for yelling constantly here at the restaurant. She died in 2001 and had a service at the Greek Orthodox Cathedral. She was wearing, according to Chrstine Hayes’s piece in the Short North Gazette (March ‘01), “leopard print blouse and black suit,” was surrounded by red roses. A granddaughter sang a song as tribute to her. They did serve baklava here but it wasn’t a strictly Greek restaurant. They suffered a fire in ’96, closing temporarily as a result, and mayor Greg Lashutka was disturbed enough by this he personally raised money to reopen it.

Franklin County Child Support 

(80 E. Fulton Street) Good times aplenty here, let me tell you. I only visited once in person but suffered many a phone chat with them over the years. Including one especially memorable conference call with then head honcho Randy Human, our caseworker, and Jill’s lawyer. No, that one did not especially go my way, either. In a thoroughly bizarre twist, many years later, my sister Laura will wind up working here.

The Jury Room 

(22 E. Mount Street) Among the older buildings in town, this one has survived more or less intact for about 200 years, pretty much for the same purpose. It was the J.F Gaiser Saloon in the late 1800s, though its longest incarnation was as a bar named The Jury Room. In recent times it underwent a couple more identity changes, including Blind Lady Tavern, before eventually reclaiming the Jury Room mantle.

Smart decision, fellas. When your bar has been around since 1831, you probably shouldn’t tinker with the formula a ton.

Mikey’s Late Night Slice 

(268 S. 4th Street) Trendy and popular pizza establishment with funky offerings to die for, apparently, though I’ve not yet personally tried them. I recently attempted visiting their north campus location, but couldn’t find a parking spot anywhere nearby, though driving around the block twice. And therefore hit Hounddog’s instead. It was a brutal winter night and I didn’t feel like walking farther. But yeah, expect the same customer stampede here, and probably any of their other locations.

Milestone 229 

(229 S. Civic Center Drive) Modern American type restaurant located in Bicentennial Park, overlooking the Scioto.

Ohio Statehouse

Though the address says 1 Capitol Square, this is basically situated at the corner of E. Broad and S. High. Fun fact: Abraham Lincoln was here when first learning he’d been elected president, in 1861. Fast forward to the summer of 2014, and you will find a TGIF summer concert series, held from noon to 1 every Friday, on the statehouse’s west plaza. A variety of prominent local music ranging from rock (Franklin Express) to opera (Opera Columbus) is featured here, along with a pick of the week food truck – Dos Hermanos, Red Plate Blue Plate, Angry Wiener and more.

As of at least 2001, once a year they would give a “Haunted Statehouse” tour. Thomas Bateman, Ohio Senate clerk for roughly five decades, is rumored to haunt the place – apparently he was extremely regimented and used to walk the same way to-from his office every day. Joseph Foraker (former governor and senator) reported seeing Lincoln’s ghost in here one night, dancing with some woman on the senate floor.

Ohio Theatre

Ohio Theatre, 39 E. State St.

(39. E. State Street) Quaint old fashioned performance art space, with a Spanish Baroque design.



Peanut Shoppe

(21 E. State St) Despite the name, this is considered more of a candy store – albeit with an iconic neon Mr. Peanut sign hanging on the corner outside.

Topiary Park

Not to be missed attraction sits just behind the downtown library. Click the link above to visit that page and learn much more about it.

(honorable mention/the departed)

Hartman Theatre

(79 E. State Street) Hartman Theatre used to sit here, at the SW corner of State and 3rd. It was closed in 1969, then demolished a couple years later. A parking lot soon replaced it, though this too eventually gave way to this snazzy newer building which houses multiple different businesses. Plaza Restaurant & Lounge (75 E. State) is probably the closest to where the Hartman would have been.

The theatre opened in 1911 with a showing of the musical The Pink Lady. Seating a little over 1700, it was originally designed for plays and other live performances, although they began screening films here as well, years later. James Thurber’s plays debuted here before they even hit Broadway, as did Eugene O’Neill’s A Moon for the Misbegotten. The likes of Laurence Olivier, Eartha Kitt, Shelley Winters and Martin Sheen graced the stage here at various points. A well-regarded restaurant, The Club, operated inside, although considering that grilled cheese was their specialty, it couldn’t have been too highbrow.

L’ Armagnac

(121 S. 6th Street) A beloved if somewhat short lived restaurant in the 1980s and 90s. A French establishment that was eventually knocked down to make room for Grant Medical Center.

Red Zone

(87 W. Main Street) Whoa. You want to talk about a block that looks completely different from what it did 20 years ago, it would be hard to pick a better example than this one. Nobody uses this address nowadays. But there used to be a sketchy looking standalone building, more or less in the middle of it, which housed a controversial yet extremely popular club called Red Zone. With an even worse looking parking lot beside it.

Chris Corso and Mike Gallicchio owned this place and a handful of other operations around town. It was eventually shut down over a flurry of shootings and a bunch of other ignorant behavior. Yet another place I felt the need to check out exactly once, just to say I did, but never again beyond that.

Currently this block (NW corner of Front and Main) is eaten up by taller, newer, much less horrific apartment buildings. Actually, I’ve seen one other place list their former address as 303 S. Front St. But any official directories I can find, as well as my personal memories, make it seem as though 87 W. Main (basically just across the street) must be more accurate. Either way, it closed in September 2000 – City Council filed an objection in December ‘99, declining to renew their liquor license.

Royal Cafe

(141 S. 4th Street) A huge restaurant with a famous mural and entrances from three different streets. This restaurant closed in 1965 and the building itself was either transformed or knocked down completely – I’m seeing conflicting reports on this.

Snaps & Taps Lounge

(44 S. Washington Ave) Is currently just a parking lot, for the building was demolished in ’04. But Columbus’s first poetry slams were held here, and it was an especially popular and seminal meeting space for the black creative community. As of Oct ‘01, every Wednesday was open mic poetry beginning at 8pm. Every 3rd Wed was a “slam” with cash prizes. Thursdays were live reggae featuring The Spectre, doors opened at 9pm. Fridays were “eclectic nights” featuring Amalgamated Funk, doors opened at 9. Every Sat night from 10pm-4am it’s “Culture Night,” with music from DJs Pacprof & Billy.

Tom Johnson’s

(110-120 S. 4th Street) Another treasured former restaurant that bit the dust, way back in 1957. But they had plenty else around town to keep them occupied. This was a family owned operation that eventually moved and morphed over time to the Johnson’s Fish Market operation that many of us remember. There’s not even a building here now, but it would have sat just south of the one currently housing Omni Title and Columbus Gift Academy.

-German Village-

 



This now has its own dedicated page as well. I’ll probably post a map here at some point, because much like the Brewery District, this technically isn’t “downtown,” but is adjacent enough to merit mentioning here.



-North High Street-



Though High Street north of Broad is probably the most iconic piece of road in town – it helps that this is such a lengthy, central avenue – the section between Broad and the Arena District is one of its least exciting stretches. Click on the link above for a dedicated page about North High, beginning downtown.



-South High Street-

 


Cinco: (1 S. High Street) Mexican restaurant with an assembly line, name-your-fillings type setup, a la Chipotle.

Huntington Center: (17 S. High Street). Some parts of this multipurpose building date back to 1905. Among the tenants now are a Potbelly Sandwich restaurant, a Huntington Bank, of course, and an office for the Ohio Board of Nursing.

77. S. High Street

A ton going on at this address. Capitol Theatre, Ohio Department of Veterans Services, Riffe Gallery, Engineers & Surveyors Board, Division Of Unclaimed Funds, the Ohio State Board of Pharmacy, Office Of Tourism, Elections Commission, and other assorted offshoots of the above consume various suites/wings of this complex. The building in part even extends over and above Wall Street, to a parking garage.

In a previous life, one location of the popular Mills restaurant mini-chain occupied at least part of these grounds. It was here an impressive sixty years, from 1916-1976, and was the site of a popular historic mural.

Lazarus Building

(141 S. High St.) From 1851 (you read that right) clear up until 2004, this was the home of the original Lazarus department store. Founded by Simon Lazarus, this was a highly influential chain in retail history. While never entering this building, not that I can recall, I drove/rode/walked/biked past it countless times – it was kind of hard to miss that trademark retro-retro murky blue exterior (meaning it already looked retro even when theoretically still in style), here and at all of their locations. When City Center went up in 1989, they built a walkway across High Street over to this store. Lazarus eventually merged with Macy’s, in the early 2000’s, before soon retiring the original name, and closing down this flagship location. And though it’s fascinating to look back at old photos of a place like this, to think about and get nostalgic over one major hub like this eating up an entire city block, it’s hard to imagine visiting more than a handful of times even were it still around. It’s sad, but that’s why these retail monoliths bit the dust.

Right now, it’s just known as the Lazarus Building, with a wide variety of operations renting out office space here. Not nearly as cool, but probably more useful in our modern downtown. Pat and Gracie’s, one of three locations around town, is located in one High-Street-facing slot of this building (121 S. High St.) They bill themselves as a “kitchen and tavern,” specializing in, among other offerings, fries made fresh with every order.

Spaghetti Warehouse: 

Treasured destination over the years, mostly because my daughter Emma is somewhat of a spaghetti maniac. Our most notable visit here was probably her 4th birthday party, which featured a memorably random cast of family members. Up above are some photos of her attacking chocolate birthday cake at that party. Maddie appears to be enjoying herself considerably just watching her sister in action.

They were originally located nearby, at 397 W. Broad Street, but have since relocated to a newer, trendier spot at 150 S. High. As the name would imply, the original building was a great old building with a warehouse vibe, the highlight being this train car with highly in-demand seating. Near the end of their run at spot #1, I had heard from some people that the quality of their food had seriously gone downhill. So let’s hope they’ve righted that ship in the process of this transplant.

Emma's 4th birthday party at Spaghetti Warehouse in Columbus, Ohio

160 S. High Street

Currently, a park named Columbus Commons (technically John F. Wolfe Columbus Commons, although of course no one would ever blurt all this out in everyday speech) occupies this terrain. It was planted over the concrete carcass of what was formerly known as City Center, an indoor mall. Almost nothing in the city’s past century or so symbolizes how swiftly things can change, as the plight of this mall does. Opened in 1989, it was the city’s finest shopping destination for about a solid decade. Tuttle Mall’s opening on the northwest fringe in ’97 gave them a run for their money, but even so, this city is certainly large enough to support two modern malls of this type (the 1980’s after all had four of them, in the form of Eastland/Westland/Northland/Southland, against an even smaller population) and it’s debatable whether Tuttle actually improves upon the experience any.

I could basically spend all day coming up with maps and listing tenants for indoor shopping malls of yore. This would not bother me in the slightest. So such an entry is coming for City Center someday, oh yes, it shall. For the time being, let’s just run with some meager facts I have at my disposal. They had a Sbarro pizza franchise, of course, on I think the lowest floor, which was pretty much a required visit every time. There was a Max & Erma’s here, one of but approximately 1,000 restaurants around town where my buddy Bruce once worked. Thomas Kinkade Signature Galleries as of Oct 2001. Wentworth Gallery, featuring limited editions and originals by international artists, was also here as of Oct 2001. And I remember they used to bring semi-famous bands in here to play, though it’s difficult to remember who, exactly. It seems like Hanson and maybe The Spin Doctors were a couple of the culprits, however.

Anyway, there are some sweet videos on Youtube if you care to take that particular stroll down memory lane. It was always a popular date option, or for that matter a solid destination for just screwing off with a bunch of people. Like for example this notorious weekend where Alan’s ex-girlfriend eventually kicked us out of her apartment, before any of us guys had moved to Columbus ourselves (the City Center excursion came before the booting, in case that isn’t clear).

Yeah, well, by 2009, City Center is toast. It’s bulldozed into oblivion, and this park sprouts up a couple of summers later. That first year, we attend a screening of Raiders of the Lost Ark against the backside of whatever building that is to the north, and they’ve continued featuring some interesting events here up to and including the Columbus Symphony performing Pink Floyd classics in the summer of 2019. It’s a cool space, don’t get me wrong, all the more so in that it exists downtown. Call me an eco-monster, though, or at the very least untrendy and uncool, but I kind of wish we could have both, because I’m not exactly convinced that the indoor shopping malls of my youth were really all that horrible. And actually, considering the project underway just a smidgen to the east of here, it seems that a lot of people agree with me.

201 S. High Street

Currently Downtown Tavern (AKA Hydeout Kitchen & Bar.) Before that, The Flamingo Room was here. And for over 100 YEARS, from 1887-1995, it was a restaurant named Foerster’s. Although open from breakfast through dinner, though, it’s possible the place was better known for its candy offerings and soda fountain, at least up to a certain point. And an even earlier incarnation, opened in 1875, briefly existed at 301 South High, which is basically just some empty space now beside the Common Pleas Court.

Dempsey’s

(346 S. High St) A brick walled but cheerful pub known for draft beer and live folk performers. Irish fare with a little patio out back, too.

honorable mention/the departed

7 S. High Street

Nonexistent coordinates roughly in between Cinco and the Huntington Center. From 1918-1964, though, a restaurant named QCB sat here. Actually, according to Lost Restaurants Of Columbus, Ohio (an indispensible guide for yours truly while working on this site, and highly recommended), QCB was knocked down to build the Huntington Center. Owner William Petrakis apparently kept one marble section of counter as a souvenir – is this still in existence, and if so, where might it be? Talk about a momento I’d truly love to get my hands on! For the eventual LLTC museum of my daydreams, if nothing else. That book also says a place called Pizza Rustica was more or less located where QCB had been, within the Huntington Bank Building (as it was once known), though they are long since closed.

-Uptown District-

Capitol Square Printing Inc

(59 E. Gay Street) I’m sure this is a compelling operation in its own right.

However, from 1919-40 it was the second location of the world famous Marzetti’s empire. Though more well known as a salad dressing company these days, they were originally a family owned restaurant, with the first opening on the OSU campus in 1896. Their story is a thoroughly fascinating one, and continues onward to this day – they recently even sent me a personal invite to an event they were hosting, which I was unfortunately unable to attend.

Columbus College of Art & Design (CCAD)

(60 Cleveland Avenue) Established in 1879, this private art school typically counts about 1000 enrolled students at any given time. It was originally known as the not nearly as cool sounding Columbus Art School and is one of the longest running such institutions in the country. That big ART sculpture went up in either 2000 or 2001. In spring of 2001 they had free, open to the public artist lectures, every Monday from noon to :130 in the Canzani Center’s auditorium. Brian Novatny and Craig Carlisle are some artists who went here. This college also owns the CCAD Design Studios at nearby 390 E. Broad St.

Jeff Ruby’s Steakhouse

(89 E. Nationwide Blvd.) Jeff Ruby has many such highly regarded restaurants sprinkled throughout the land, though I think this is his only Columbus operation. It’s an upscale steakhouse, in case you couldn’t gather that, and is going to set you back some significant coin. Style-wise it’s Art Deco themed, albeit with significant warmth, its amber lighting, dark wood flourishes, and bright red seating like something straight out of a F. Scott Fitzgerald era movie set.

I don’t know exactly how long this has been here. But local history buffs might also like to hear it was a Damon’s up through at least 2006. At that time they were going by Damon’s Grill, one of 7 locations remaining around town. For the record I think this was a stupid name change (from Damon’s, The Place For Ribs) and yet another factor hastening their decline. Nobody was coming here for, like, a grilled chicken breast or whatever they’re attempting to evoke with that name.

At the moment Philip J. Fulton Law Office, The Baker Law Group, Karr & Sherman Co LPA, Stanley R. Stein Attorney At Law, Nationwide Bank, Bike Down, Lori Burns Painter, and Michael P. Dusseau also claim suites in other parts of this building.



Mitchell’s Steakhouse

Tiger + Lily Bistro 

(19 E. Gay Street) An Asian themed operation I haven’t had a chance to check out yet. Was formerly one of many G.D. Ritzy’s locations around town, a local operation that nearly died out following a bit of an expansion overreach.

ZerOz 

(17 E. Gay Street) Some kind of…futuristic wallet store? I’m not sure visiting their website has even really clarified for me what is happening here. Anyway, it used to be a Big Bite restaurant, which closed in 1984. Stay tuned for gripping updates about what happened in between.

honorable mention/the departed

40 E. Long Street

Currently an ATM machine! As it has been since 2012. Prior to this, however, Club Ice called the place home (2007-11) and Long Street Entertainment (2001-06). Before that, a gay bar (I think it was, anyway, based upon their ads) named The Garage was here for 22 years before closing in 2000.

This is the lineup advertised for their final weekend:

3/10 – DJ Steven Oliveri

3/11 – DJ Julian Marsh

3/12 – Oliveri again (some kind of retrospective counting down their 22 years)

3/13 – Oliveri again, plus “15 dancing boys.” Okay, so yeah, definitely a gay bar I would say. It says it’s open late this night, which must be the finale

It’s difficult making sense of these historical records, sometimes, though. Meaning this is as much an art as it a science, you might say. A lot of times they contradict what is listed in newspaper articles and the like, for example, such as when I’m reading that Fabric is the bar that will immediately replace The Garage. Yet I can find no record of this. Did it never happen? Or are the historical business addresses incorrect? Or was Fabric opened here under a shell corporation name or something? Just many of the countless mysteries remaining to be solved, here and all over the place throughout this great town.

55 E. Nationwide Blvd

If you’re wondering where the local restaurant group known as “Fifty-Five,” it all started right here. The original restaurant opened here in 1984 as Fifty-Five on the Boulevard. This concept went belly-up in 2000, and all company owned locations were closed, although they spun off this original spot to some different owners who kept it afloat for awhile.

187 E. Gay Street

Not in use now, but was once home to a Union Restaurant, in the 1920s. It would have been basically on the backside of where The Athenaeum Theatre currently resides. Then Union Restaurant closed when the same owners shifted to a South 3rd Street location instead (52-54, which is also essentially nonexistent these days) and renamed it Paoletti’s.

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Craft & Vinyl

Bishop Battle at Craft & Vinyl, Grandview, Ohio

As the name would suggest, in August of 2018, a business catering to both local beer enthusiasts and the album revival crowd opened in Grandview Heights. And before you even enter this space, you’re aware that it’s going to look marvelous, if the exquisitely modern, untreated wood facade is any indication. Also, just to eliminate any doubt regarding what they offer here, static cling stickers running along the top and bottom of its plate glass window spell it out for you:

CRAFT BEER COUNTER – VINYL RECORD SHOP – SONGWRITERS RECORDING SUITE

Owner Troy Stacy is a barrel chested gent with a big blonde beard and condensed Buddy Holly glasses. And it certainly helps to learn that he seems like your average obsessive hobbyist/hipster nerd, i.e. basically into the same stuff most of the guys I know are. He also embraces the current entrepreneurial vibe by apparently running a one man show here in many respects, down to booking events, answering all the emails and presumably handling their social media as well.

Regarding the interior, the wooden floors and light grey walls lend a tastefully alluring appearance – as do the framed rock posters mounted everywhere and, more to the point, the racks of vinyl albums, the bar with its handful of – ahem – curated taps and matching high topped tables for sampling such. He’s even got a couple of couches in here, for those so inclined, some rock themed pinball machines.

Then there is the Songwriters Recording Suite, a separate, enclosed room with hanging guitars, drum kit, and some start of art recording gear. Gold records for a handful of famous albums also adorn these walls, in case a musician is in need of motivation.

When it comes to in-store performances here, though lacking a stage, Troy gets crafty himself both in rearranging furniture to accommodate, and in booking the shows themselves. One such example would the New Music Now Showcase, a three day event held from January 24-26, 2019. Though single show tickets were $18, demand for these was at a premium, with at least Friday that I know of being completely sold out. More than 900 bands auditioned to play at this mini-fest, with only a fraction of those making the cut. Here’s a rundown of the schedule for each night:

Thursday 1/24/19

Kyla Mainous

Ben Marshall

TATTAT

Walking In Circles

Blend

Friday 1/25/19

Bishop Battle

Brave The Sea

Project Phoenix

Trauma Illinois

Letters Of Transit

Saturday 1/26/19

The Biographer

MOSSOM

Crushing Gravity

A Decade Apart

Something Else

Not all of these outfits hail from Columbus, it’s worth mentioning, though as far as I can tell they are 100% Ohio based. Friday night will find Rhinegeist Brewing on hand “promoting” the event (dispensing product) and DaveMan from 610 WTVN doing a little live broadcast warm up show. Frank Harrison, though not officially listed on the bill, plays some background music on guitar to get the crowd in the mood. My buddy Matt Montanya is among the attendees, too, and has brought with him a clutch of CDs (maybe that will be the next mini-trend, who knows) to hand out to whomever seems interested.

Then at 7pm Bishop Battle, who is signed to Exquisite Noise Records, takes the stage playing what I guess you might term pop music with a bit of an edge. Though plagued at times by equipment malfunction from non-cooperative backing tracks, his vocals were nonetheless sharp and he was able to convey plenty of charisma.

Another cool thing to see is that this showcase is missing much of the competitiveness found at other, more “battle of the band” oriented events. Here for the most part the musicians seemed interested in meeting one another, making friends and networking. I suppose that their interest in this gig does indicate they too lean a bit more in the music geek direction than most, and that they are just digging the fact that an operation like Craft & Vinyl exists. Brave The Sea is possibly the most outgoing of tonight’s acts, and one of the members will tell me (sorry, I didn’t quite catch any names), “for us, it was a great way to connect with other bands and artists from the region,” which pretty much sums up the vibe.

For the musicians here, promoting themselves, while important, appears to have taken a backseat at the moment. Personally I think – which you can probably glean just from the minimal photos and video on this page – the whole enterprise has more of a big city art gallery vibe to it than anything else, which is really cool. This feels like a trendy showing in Manhattan or something, with a handful of hot local bands providing the soundtrack. It’s hard to picture Craft & Vinyl existing in Columbus, even in the Short North, say, five years ago, but here’s to hoping they last at least five more, and preferably much, much longer.