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Polaris/Germain Amphitheater

Polaris gate Jan 2020 cropped watermarked

This picture above is pretty much the last remaining vestige (if it’s even still here) of what used to be arguably the best outdoor concert venue in Columbus: a gate piece and some concrete barriers. Accessible just off of Polaris Parkway, buried behind that strip of businesses currently housing Liberty Tavern, Bella Nails & Spa, and others. The restaurant employee on smoke break back there was giving me weird looks as I snapped this footage, but hey, such is the price you pay for your art.

Considering what a major deal it was at the time, putting our city on the map for some bigtime touring acts it might ordinarily fail to attract, Polaris (as it was originally known – only renamed Germain Amphitheater somewhat near the end of its run) had a shockingly short shelf life. Just about 15 years, give or take, from the early 1990s up until 2007. Though hard to even fathom now, when the venue was built, it was located just beyond the fringes of the city, basically in pure wilderness. But, that area obviously blew up in short order, which to me became the entire reason this controversial amphitheater had to go. While you will hear that the reason behind this was volume/noise complaints – and yes, it certainly did receive its fair share of those, from nearby residents – I feel like that was ultimately just a smoke screen. Developers seeing dollar signs used the noise complaint angle to shoehorn their way in, because there was obviously a lot more money to be made by bulldozing this puppy and putting in a bunch of other businesses.

Toby Keith played the final show held here, closing out the 2007 concert season. The first one I personally attended was an Eagles reunion gig in 1994, the last this Aerosmith/Motley Crue twinbill from 2006. I do have some photos snapped from a concert or two held here, but such was the technology of the time, with our sad little 35mm film cameras, that for the most part all you’re seeing is the back of some people’s heads, with tiny glimpses of the stage beyond. Still, I will probably post them anyway once I get around to digging them out.

Regarding the Aerosmith/Motley Crue show, it was held on September 5, 2006. A coworker/friend of mine, Ancie Schmidt, and her husband Dan, were so stoked about it and generous in general that they bought a whole slew of tickets for a bunch of us to attend. Therefore a veritable slew of Wild Oats employees attend this one and hang out together. Really unbelievable and exceptionally kind of Ancie and Dan to do this, and we all have a great time.

I have Lisa with me, an on/off again “person of interest” for more than a decade – shockingly enough, as far as I can recall, this is the first concert we’ve attended together. She actually drives us here. Otherwise, as these are lawn seats, although everyone is moving around quite a bit, mostly we’re hanging out with Ancie and Dan, of course, Kevin Spain, Ned and his girlfriend Amanda. Though bouncing around some and conversing with anyone else familiar encountered.

Here are some set lists, along with whatever notes I might have:

Motley Crue:

1. Dr. Feelgood (they sound rough here at the beginning, but round into shape soon enough)
2. Shout at the Devil
3. Looks That Kill
4. Wild Side
5. Live Wire
6. Same Ol’ Situation (S.O.S.)
7. Home Sweet Home
8. Don’t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)
9. Louder Than Hell
10. Too Fast for Love
11. Sick Love Song
12. Primal Scream
13. Girls, Girls, Girls
14. Kickstart My Heart

Since it’s the first stop on the tour, there are some kinks to iron out. Like Vince Neil surprisingly enough is strumming an acoustic early on, except for some reason there’s this really crackly sound coming from his speaker every time he does. So they drop that from their act entirely. Ditto Nikki Sixx’s headbanging, which lasts for about 2-3 songs before he apparently suffers whiplash or something and never does so again. They’re just a really peculiar act overall because their drummer is probably the most famous member at this point, and therefore Tommy stands up behind the kit between songs quite often, does the most between-song talking of anyone. Most hilarious of all, when Motley does their final bow, it’s just three of them out there – Mick Mars ran off the stage the instant they were done playing. From a presentational standpoint, they have some phenomenal looking colored flashpoints, and cool animated imagery on the screen behind them, like upside down crosses with leather clad babes, et cetera.

They sound okay, put on a pretty solid show, but suffer I think to some extent from being billed as “co-headliners” with Aerosmith. If you’d have called them the opening act, the perception and reaction would have been much better, leaving people believing that was an awesome added bonus. Aerosmith meanwhile sounds killer as always and while the two Joes blew me away the first time I saw them (and are just as awesome here), I have to say Steven Tyler really impressed me tonight. He had throat surgery of some sort and is obviously quite pleased with his pipes now – like this one moment during Seasons Of Wither where he really belts out a line, and then I see him turn, off-mic, and shout a triumphant “hoo!” like you would to yourself if totally jazzed about something you just did. Akin to sinking a basket at the buzzer or winning a big poker hand, something to that effect.

Aerosmith:

1. Toys in the Attic
2. Mama Kin (Whitford up on this walkway, takes guitar solo)
3. Dude Looks Like a Lady (“Yes!” Spain cheers, when Tyler hits this one high note)
4. Cryin’
5. Walking the Dog
6. Jaded
7. Back in the Saddle (according to my notes, this was actually played 10th, after What It Takes – but most of the internet seems to be saying I’m wrong. Which I agree is certainly possible, therefore will go with the prevailing take)
8. Stop Messin’ Round
9. Seasons of Wither

“Jay, what is this?” Spain asks me.
Seasons Of Winter,” I tell him, yet another fact I get slightly wrong. Then again, considering I only heard this song once prior to tonight, perhaps it’s somewhat impressive I even remember that much.
“Awesome,” he concludes with an approving nod.


10. What It Takes

“This beat reminds me of the circus,” Ned says.
“All that’s missing is a monkey climbing out of a box,” I joke.

11. Dream On
12. Eat The Rich
13. Rag Doll
14. Sweet Emotion
15. Draw The Line

Encore:
16. Love In An Elevator
17. Walk This Way

Tyler’s voice sounds amazing tonight. Seems really into it, too, instead of going through the motions like he is at times. Hitting the high notes like mad – another “wakackackackow” esque adlib near the end of Jaded, for example, high pitched. Leopard shirt, opened, and red pants, shades, blonde streaks in hair. He, Perry, Kramer all three look young as hell and in amazing shape. Green lasers during Jaded. Tyler and Perry sit on the ramp together while playing Wither. Tyler starts What It Takes a cappella.

“This one’s for Tom Hamilton,” Perry says, before the Fleetwood Mac cover (Stop Messin’), “he’s probably watchin a baseball game right now. Or something.” Their longtime bass player is out for the tour due to throat cancer surgery, so they’ve recruited Dave Hull to replace him.

Smitty’s here with his girlfriend, rocking a green army jacket or something, and is unintentionally cracking me up with his antics as they stand here the entire time on the lawn. As in, I find it plenty ridiculous. You see this kind of stuff all over this town, though, and surely just about everywhere. Where all you’re really getting from certain people is (what they perceive as) image maintenance, not actual opinions. I don’t know why I even bother to ask him what he thinks of the Crue. And then when Aerosmith take the stage, it’s even more hilarious. Whenever they play a “post-comeback” era tune, he crosses his arms and pouts like a toddler past nap time. He clearly wants it to be known he does not approve of these newer cuts AT ALL. Not at all! Did everyone observe this? Huh? Did you? But then the instant they launch into an older cut, he begins head banging like crazy, raises one fist in the air with his fingers in the devil horn shape, and shouting an over the top, “YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

I just find him comically absurd. Nobody notices this crap, dude. Well, no, one person did, but he thought you were ridiculous.

Then there’s this moment where I happen to drift past him and Jay Taylor standing there talking.

“J-Mac! What’s up!” Taylor asks me with a grin.
“Well, you know, I’m a dreamer, but my heart’s a road,” I tell him.
“Huh?” Smitty retorts, his face screwed up with complete (exaggerated) bafflement.
“Gold,” Taylor corrects.
“Huh?” It is now my turn to reply.
My heart’s o’ gold,” Taylor explains.
My heart’s a gold?” I question, “that doesn’t even make any sense!”
My heart’s o’ gold,” he repeats, and I finally get it.

When asked about this show, there’s also Matt Miner’s take on Aerosmith to ponder, which I find much more credible than Smitty’s: “I think I’ve just heard these songs too many times,” he says, then laughs and concedes, “of course, the second time I heard them was probably too many times…”

1994

June 29: This footage from a Metallica/Danzig/Suicidal Tendencies show gives you a decent overview of the basic setup here. Always an extremely comfortable venue for taking in a show, cozy and typically with plenty of room to move around, convenient access to both wings of concessions and exits even its most packed moments.

2000

May 13: Kiss, Ted Nugent. Damon and Melissa attempt attending the show, even leave a message for me which I am not home to receive.

May 20: Charlie Daniels Band Volunteer Jam! Featuring Hank Jr. and Little Feat also

June 4: REO Speedwagon and Styx

June 16: Don Henley plays a somewhat unique, pavilion seating only show

June 19 & 20: Dave Matthews Band plays both nights. What’s most interesting about these, perhaps, is that the show on the 19th appears to be his first ever performance of Grey Street. 

June 21: Poison with Cinderalla and Dokken. Say what you will, but I’m sure this was a pretty good time.

June 23: Steve Miller with special guest Gov’t Mule

June 27: Allman Brothers Band

July 7: A blight descends upon Columbus, as we become the latest stop in The Masterworks Tour: The Epic Side of Yes. And here I was thinking that the normal side of Yes was far more epic than anyone could possibly stomach. Even so, I’d rather watch them than opening act Kansas.

July 12: Sting

July 14 & 15: Phish. I’ve never really heard much to get excited about, but give them credit, not many bands would attempt booking this venue two nights in a row.

July 18: Ozzfest 2000. My friends Damon and Paul are among the known attendees.

July 25: Jimmy Buffett. This puppy sold out fairly early, of course.

July 26: All That & More Festival. I feel sorry for the people who have to clean up after something like Jimmy Buffett, and wonder if they ever make a pointed decision to book something a little more tame immediately afterwards. Instead of, say, The Dead or something. This I think is some kind of lite teenybopper pop music tour. The names are M2M, Angela Via, B*witched, LFO, Take 5, No Authority, Blaque, and Leslie, but I only recognize two of those.

July 28: “Club 80’s The Flashback Tour” is how they’re stylizing the name of this event. Pretentious or not, that Yes title rolls off the tongue a little better than this. As for the music, though? Eh, maybe not so bad: Wang Chung, A Flock Of Seagulls, Missing Persons, Gene Loves Jezebel

July 29: The Judds, with some guy named LeeRoy Parnell opening

July 30: Def Leppard

August 1: Chicago, Little River Band

August 4: Stone Temple Pilots, Fishbone, Jesse James Dupree, Dope, U.P.O., The Union Underground

August 8: Blitz 8th Anniversary bash featuring Counting Crows, Live, Galactic.

August 18: Montreaux Festival…on Tour!! Al Jarreau, Roberta Flack, David Sanborn, Joe Sample and George Duke are on hand to deliver the smooth and mellow jams.

August 20: Duran Duran

August 21: Pearl Jam with Sonic Youth. I did review this show but am never quite sure whether to post something like this in multiple places, or post it in one place and link to it from all over. But yes, if interested, you can read about it here.

August 24: Kid Rock, David Allan Coe, Dope

August 25: Neil Young, The Pretenders, Tegan And Sara

September 2: Motley Crue with Megadeth and Anthrax as openers

September 3: Britney Spears

September 8: BB King Blues Festival featuring the man himself, as well as Buddy Guy, Susan Tedeschi, and Corey Harris. I’m pretty sure this is the show I attended. We kept getting a bunch of free passes to the B.B. King fest every year from this one rep at Kroger, but it almost never worked out for me to attend. Only once was I able to, and I believe this was it.

2001

May 11: Bad Company, Styx, Billy Squier

June 2: 9th Anniversary Bash for local FM hard rock station The Blitz. Staind, Buckcherry, Monster Magnet, Saliva, Oleander, Cold, Professional Murder Music, Stereomud, Systematic are among the impressive lineup of performers.

June 12: Men At Work

June 30: Ted Nugent, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Deep Purple

July 6: Toby Keith, Brooks And Dunn

July 7: Paul Simon, Brian Wilson

July 10: Can this possibly be true? A bill with John Mellencamp and…Blink-182? Regarding the latter I like a few of their songs, but reading a review of the show makes me glad I wasn’t here – sounds very juvenile, and that includes the band’s humor just as much as the predominantly teenybopper crowd. Like these guys saying they played in “Shitcinnati” yesterday, which might be the funniest of these “jokes” that I have read about. Alkaline Trio and New Found Glory are allegedly here also.

July 11: Aerosmith, Fuel

July 13: Journey, Peter Frampton, John Waite

July 14: Barenaked Ladies, Vertical Horizon, Action Figure Party, Sarah Harmer

July 17: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Jackson Browne. Here’s the complete audio from the Tom Petty set:

July 18: Phil Lesh & Friends, Ratdog. Someone filmed the entire show:

July 21: Poison, Quiet Riot, Warrant

July 24: Trey Anastasio Band

July 27: Tony Bennett

July 28: James Taylor

August 3: The latest Ozzfest. Black Sabbath, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Papa Roach, Black Label Society, Disturbed, Crazy Town, Mudvayne, Drowning Pool, The Union Underground, and a bunch of other bands I’ve never heard of.

August 8: Matchbox Twenty, Train, Old 97s.

August 14: MTV TRL Tour, featuring Destiny’s Child, Nelly and St. Lunatics, Eve, Dream

August 15: Rod Stewart

August 16: Deftones, Godsmack, Puddle of Mudd, Darwin’s Waiting Room, From Zero

August 22: B.B. King, Buddy Guy.

September 2: John Mellencamp, The Wallflowers

September 10: Sade, India.Arie

September 17: Stevie Nicks

October 7: Alice Cooper

November 3: It’s the last night of the season for Germain Shocktoberfest, which features something called Fog Alley as well as a karaoke stage. Held here at Polaris Amphitheatre, it’s been running on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights.

2006

May 30: Bruce Springsteen & The Seeger Sessions Band (doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, does it?)

June 7: Dave Matthews Band, G. Love & Special Sauce

June 14: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Trey Anastasio

June 16: Warped Tour. A small armada of different bands played and I’m not about to list them all.

June 25: Sammy Hagar and the Wabos

June 28: Nine Inch Nails survive a rain drenched show at Germain Amphitheater. They play Terrible Lie, Closer, and Down In It alongside other golden oldies. Bauhaus and Peaches open.

June 30: Chicago

July 12: Lynyrd Skynyrd, 3 Doors Down

July 14: Counting Crows, Goo Goo Dolls

July 21: This year’s Ozzfest horde hits Germain Amphitheater. System Of A Down, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, Atreyu, All That Remains, Bad Acid Trip, Between The Buried And Me, Black Label Society, Bleeding Through, DragonForce, Full Blown Chaos, Hatebreed, Lacuna Coil, A Life Once Lost, Norma Jean, The Red Chord, Strapping Young Lad, Unearth, Walls Of Jericho all play.

July 30: Poison and Cinderella are performing over at Germain Amphitheater, meanwhile, if you’re looking for something to do a little later.

August 2: Earth, Wind & Fire are at Germain Amphitheater, with Chris Botti

August 15: John Fogerty and Willie Nelson double bill

August 18: Mary J. Blige

August 29: Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young at Germain Amphitheater. They seem to do this quite a bit for guys who somewhat hate each other.

September 5: Aerosmith/Motley Crue show I have written about above.

September 10: A wholly unique rock n’ roll fantasy camp descends upon Germain Amphitheater – if you rightfully call a one day event a “camp.” Spencer Davis, Skunk Baxter, and Mark Farner are among the most noteworthy camp counselors, who are tasked with splitting the attendees into 11 different bands, teaching them one song, and then throwing them onstage to battle at the end of the day, in front of a crowd. The prize? An opening slot for Journey and Def Leppard, members of which show up late in the day for a meet and greet.

Other counselors forming their own bands include Teddy Andreadis (touring member of Guns N’ Roses), Fred Coury (Cinderella, and actually also a touring member of Guns N’ Roses at one point), Artimus Pyle (Lynyrd Skynyrd), Simon Kirke (drummer for Paul Rodgers in both Bad Company and Free), and then a few more people from the 80s you might have sort of heard of.

Chris Deville from Alive! is sent to report and participate. He’s playing guitar in the Skunk-led group, alongside another Columbus local, Read Wineland, and a handful of out-of-towners. Instead of kissing up to their teacher, though, they decide to try and impress Farner with a Grand Funk Railroad tune, I’m Your Captain. Baxter is less than impressed by the early results, so he decides to teach the fortysomething woman playing keyboards a Bach prelude, leading into the tune, and this seems to work much better. They dub themselves Skunk’s Punx and, since their isn’t much of audience the first time around (they are the opening act of the eleven), get to play a second time later. Still don’t win, though Deville reports that even a short lesson from Baxter has noticeably improved his guitar playing. At least one other known C-bus resident, this guy named Greg Schweppe, is mentioned as attending, and is quoted saying, “this is totally worth the two grand I blew on it.”

Here are the respective set lists of the co-headliners, later that night:

Dep Leppard:

Let’s Get Rocked
Let It Go
Promises
Bringin’ On the Heartbreak
Foolin’
Hysteria
20th Century Boy
Bass Solo
Rock On
Rocket
Photograph
Armageddon It
Animal
Rock Of Ages
Love Bites
Pour Some Sugar On Me

Journey:

The Star-Spangled Banner
Stone in Love
Ask the Lonely
Wheel in the Sky
Keep On Runnin’
Edge of the Blade
Who’s Crying Now
Chain Reaction
Lights
Piano Solo
Open Arms
Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’
Escape
Dead Or Alive
Faithfully
Don’t Stop Believin’
Any Way You Want It
Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)

I wasn’t here, obviously, but would like to cite Journey for excessive apostrophe use. Also this questionable choice of an opening cut and having the drummer sing lead on 3 of their biggest hits.

September 13: Family Values Tour, featuring Deftones, Korn, Stone Sour, Flyleaf, DIR EN GREY, Deadsy, Bury Your Dead, Bullets And Octane, 10 Years, Walls Of Jericho

September 29: Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood play Germain Amphitheater.

October 6: In only slightly less terrifying news, Toby Keith and a drunken mob of redneck fans close out the concert season at Germain Amphitheater.

 

 

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Carabar

Panda and Angel show Carabar Columbus Ohio

Zaun Zehner, sitting at a table in a 3 piece, is the first person I see upon entering tonight. This seems poetically fitting. The other guy seated with him turns out to be Chris Bay (from Night Vision, back in the day) but he doesn’t look least bit familiar to me – also in 3 piece.

A former classmate and current friend of who knows how many years’ standing, Zaun has basically always been considered the ultimate musical prodigy of my age bracket, back in our little hometown. But even so, our exposure to his prowess has proven relatively limited. Across the decades we’ve had scattered glimpes of him rocking out on various instruments, and doing so nimbly, with many more additional legends about performances we were not on hand to witness. Playing out with a couple bands here and there, or maybe just jamming in somebody’s basement. Still, one of the more puzzling aspects about his musical “career” to this point is that he really hasn’t done much else that we know about with these talents. For example, nothing that I’m aware of by officially released music – until now. His band Panda & Angel have just released their eponymous, debut EP in July of this year, and they’re in town all the way from Seattle on a tour to support it.

He’s such a tremendously nice guy, though, and in the big scheme I guess it really doesn’t matter – but only if we are making the bold claim that music doesn’t matter, period. I mostly think it does, however, and therefore kind of fall into the same camp as everyone else, not exactly grilling him about his lack of output, but privately wondering what the deal is. But maybe he always intended just to keep music a casual hobby, despite his oversized talents.

“Here’s McGathey,” I hear Josh Wackerly say, as I move deeper into the bar. He’s the guitarist in Panda & Angel, also a longtime friend, and is currently standing with Nate Sautter as well as some chick who turns out to be the singer: Carrie Murphy. Josh tells me Matt Montanya saw them 2x in Chicago; that they stayed with Chris Nicholson in Idaho; and for some reason, the first thing he tells Carrie about me concerns my involvement in the Goofy Guys.

“You guys had some good stuff,” he says, and appears to be serious, incredibly.

“What do you play?” she asks.

“A little bit of everything. It was good fun, though – bedroom recordings, 13, 14, 15 years old, using the two boombox method.”

“What’s that?”

I explain – incredibly, too, she says she’s never heard of anyone else doing this before.

-Andy Carpenter (big ol beard) and Melissa are here right after me: “what’s this I hear about a baby? I never heard nothin about that crap,” he says. Then Damon and Maryland (she’s got OSU attire and buckeyes on a necklace), along with some Carrie Ann chick she works with (tall, brunette hair shellacked sharply, stylishly; a shiny dress w/ decent cleavage, alternately blue and green; tanned; mischievous glint in her eyes) and Maryland’s brothers, Ted and Gary, whom I met once each about 6 years ago. Jason Woods is here, camera dangling from his neck. Jenny Mundy outrageously hot w/ long blonde hair tied back in ponytail – didn’t recognize – and also a black 3 piece suit. She’s talking about her ten year reunion.

“Was it a bust?” Damon asks.

“I wouldn’t say it was a bust, but it was definitely disappointing,” she says.

“That’s about what I’d say about our ten year,” Damon seconds, “it wasn’t quite lame but it was really close.”

“I never bothered going to any reunions because all the people I’d wanna see, I still see them,” I note.

“That’s pretty much how I feel,” Jenny agrees.

-I wanted to introduce Taylor and Damon, and finally have a chance to. Josh loves mentioning the Goofy Guys when introducing me, maybe, but for some reason I can never resist introducing Taylor without bringing up his Recordtown days.

-apparently, Clif sent Damon pictures of himself with Andrea, either before or after wedding. “She’s pretty hot – I’m not sure how he did it,” I praise Clif as we stand beside where he’s sitting.

“That’s what I was thinking,” Damon laughs, tells Clif, “and I agree with you, dude, that’s great: she’s from this white conservative Republican family, you know they gotta be just loving this.”

-I ask Maryland if she had to flash someone to get that necklace.

“I’m not that kind of girl!” she gasps, but laughing.

-I ask Taylor, across room I shout it, for a “Columbus Ohio.”

“I can tell this is gonna be good,” Damon says.

Taylor looks to Lori, then back at me, shakes head. “She says it’s too early. Let me finish my wings first.”

-Brian Schaub rolls in, he’s quit Grant Hospital to go back to school, is now at Cap City but claims he doesn’t need the money; Jeremy Wendling; Matt Wackerly in a sweater, looking totally unchanged.

“You know, there’s only one guy in this room who looks exactly the same as he did 15 years ago,” I tell Angela.

“Matt!” she laughs, “I know, that’s what everyone says.” She resembles the old self, but like many of us I suppose just a little older and with the edges rounded off, or whatever you’d call it. Her hair is longer, reddish now too.

-“Is that Jack Edinger?” Damon gasps

“Yeah; that’s the same reaction I had the first time I saw him after it had been a few years,” I reply.

“Man! He’s lost weight and he’s really shot up!”

“Little Jackie’s all grown up now!” Schaub cracks, “he’s shaving, he likes girls, he’s even gotten his pubes….”

-Jessie Adkins looking rough in yellow hoodie, giant rings in ears, bags under eyes. Insists he’s been off heroin awhile but “now I’m just a really bad alcoholic,” he says.

-Donnie Larck’s here; now, I’ve seen him a couple times in the past year, once shopping at Oats and once at North Market, and he I believe must be clean – both times he was immaculate and dressed to the nines in brand new threads, and I thought both times, this guy is supposed to be a big junkie? But he says it’s been 3 years, actually.

-Dan says he’s most surprised to see Donnie here out of anyone. “He always used to come into the String Shoppe scratchin his nuts, his nose all red…”

“Lookin for something to steal?”

“Well of course. I kept my eye on him.”

-Mr. Enderle is here! Looks the same, only greyer of head

-Ryan Fry and some girl; come to think of it Jack has a girl (Jeremy says it’s been going on a year and they’ve yet to sleep together); Megan Stolfi, looking hot; Dan’s woman Carrie, who waves hi to me from where she stands nearby, along w/ 2-3 other chickees – we talk briefly; the drunken entourage supporting Hostetler’s last hurrah: Travis (up from NC), Tony, Keith, Norman, Yarman, Pitt – I spot Carrie Ann talking to him.

-“There’s something wrong there,” Damon says of Carrie Ann, “she makes a ton of money, she’s good looking, she seems cool but she can’t find a guy? I tell Maryland there’s something wrong, there, and she says no! She’s nice! And I’m like yeah (scoffs, nods knowingly). Like I said, there’s something wrong with her.”

“She’s got an ugly pussy,” I speculate, and we both start cracking up.

-Matt Wackerly is also asking me about Emma. I keep telling Andy and Melissa they’re next – “don’t say that!” she laughs.

-Eric Voss is here in a head to toe St. Louis Cardinals baseball uniform. It’s unclear why, other than his status as a hardcore Redbirds fan. Knowing his Lee Marvin fanatacism, I mention catching an obscure movie of his recently (Gorky Park) and asking him if he’s seen it. He nods, but then realizing he doesn’t have this movie in his collection, actually pulls out a notepad and scribbles this down, a reminder to acquire it. I think this is hilarious, but then again guess I don’t really have much room to talk.

Less defensible are his apparent game-crushing antics. Jeremy Wendling drifts over to a few of us at one point asking who on earth this guy with the “radio announcer voice” is (Eric), wondering why he’s talking like this (always does), and lamenting that this dude was totally fucking up his game in trying to hit on some chicks.

-somehow, don’t ask me how, I end up spending a great deal of time hanging out and chatting with…Andy Thomas’s parents.

-Opening band: Sarah Asher. Damon insists, “eh, if you stand up there close, you can hear there is some cool stuff going on.” But for me, it’s an intriguing idea that needs a lot of tweaking – she whelps a la Bjork and plays violin (dressed in Geisha outfit, as is chick guitar player); aside from that and guitar, there’s a guy playing drums a guy

(*this is what you might call a “fractured narrative.” My notes stop right there, mid-sentence, at the bottom of a page. But I obviously wrote more than this, recall doing so as well, but am simply unable right now to find the page(s) to conclude this tale. So about 2 1/2 reviews are missing here. Actually I feel like there’s at least one more handwritten page, possibly two, and that I had them out not so terribly long ago – so have hopefully just misplaced them for the time being. I’ve been sitting on this post for a while, as a result, was leaning toward shelving it – but recently decided to just publish it as is instead. Why not.)

II.

Carabar (sometimes stylized as Cara Bar) was a former live music venue/bar located at 115 Parsons Avenue. It opens in the summer of 2005, courtesy of wife-husband founders Cara Borkes and Ron Barker, in a spot once occupied by The Dell. They obviously drew the bar’s name, in case you didn’t quite catch that, from a mash-up of their own. Although I must also relate that in the course of my research, I found an unexpected reference in a 1903 edition of the Dispatch, this poem by someone named Margaret Kirby Taylor, whereby she mentions (twice) someone named the “Earl of Carabar.” I’m sure this is just some wacky coincidence, but a great one – and it makes me wonder at opportunities lost, if they couldn’t have held a yearly event or something crowning the current Earl Of Carabar.

Carabar’s unique in that they almost never charge a cover. Instead, they pay the bands a certain percentage based upon sales for that night. It’s an intriguing business model, though I haven’t personally polled any musicians on how this concept worked in practice. But, moving forward about a century to a January 2007 piece for the Dispatch, Sarah Asher’s accordian player, Alana Odenweller, is quoted as saying, “we’ve gotten paid more there than lots of other places we’ve played that had a cover.”

John O’Connor’s a bartender here circa this era, and though we have some mutual friends, he’s always been a dick to me for some reason – although it’s unclear whether he’s a dick to all unfamiliar people, or if it’s something specific that I did. Or didn’t do. One thing I know is that while able to be “cool” in the sense of just hanging out and going with the flow, I’ve certainly never been “cool” in the sense of saying and doing what’s trendy. And it feels like maybe this is the beef: I’m not trendy enough for his tastes. One night for instance some of us ended up at his place somehow for afterhours, and he was positively apoplectic with disbelief over my admittedly dumb but totally harmless jokes – these observations of mine just weren’t cool enough. And ditto a different night at the Glass House.

Well, at least he serves the drinks here without too much drama, so that’s something. Joining forces with him on some nights is Amber, who is also known to sling drinks at Andyman’s Treehouse too, and is Judas Cow bassist Ryan Haye’s girlfriend during this stretch. And as far as highlights for this bar, Tenacious D’s Kyle Gass once played here semi-incognito (sporting a hilariously cheesy fake wig) with his side project, Trainwreck. Otherwise, they have a treasured old pinball machine named High Speed, and Christmas lights hanging year round to spruce up the joint. This bar never trifles with a website, which I somewhat admire, even as it’s made figuring out who played here when a daunting enterprise. They do, however, feature for a spell this regular dance night called Sweatin’, so some may consider this a worthy concession prize. They also have their own little record label going, titled Manup, with the first ever release being Dragged Out by The Lindsay.

As for why Carabar ever closed, all I can find are some references in the early 2010s that the state of Ohio was acquiring the property, just to demolish it for a planned interstate widening project of nearby I-71. While I’m not sure if the proposed acquisition ever took place or not, the demolition clearly did not, for 115 Parsons Avenue still stands – currently, it is occupied by KB Fleet Solutions. There is some dude on Youtube, however, who says he was given Carabar’s former payphone booth. That, some live footage, a couple flyers and mountains of memories are all that remain, it seems, from this once treasured musical oasis.

2005 events:

December 22 – Mark Mallman

2006 events:

As of 2006 (not sure if this is eternally true), Carabar proudly declares that admission is always free at its shows. Taco Ninja, he of Cafe Bourbon Street fame, is running the in-house kitchen here. They also serve hot dogs, though it’s not quite clear who is responsible for such. Vegan options, too, including hot dogs as well as chili.

In the early part of the year, the big smoking ban goes into effect for most of Columbus. Some of the less thrilled bar owners are combating this in extremely creative ways, and here, they hand out Altoids tins to the smokers – I think the strategy here was that, in case of some raid, you could just close up the tin, with the cigarette and ashes, and pitch the thing.

March 3 – Early Empire show, with The Handshake and The Judas Cow

March 7 – Townes Van Zandt tribute night

April 6 – Jesse Henry

April 7 – Todd Deathrage, Todd May.

April 8 – The Skilletlickers, Bob Sauls, Mors Ontologica, I’m With Stupid.


The Judas Cow will play here every Saturday in May. The performance area now has its mirrors (left of stage) covered with a giant American flag.

May 4 – Opening night of Columbus Fringe Festival, held at multiple venues around town. There’s a show here, but I’m unsure who plays. It runs for at least 4 consecutive weekends (I think Thu-Sun each week).

May 6 – Wussy, featuring this guy who used to be in Ass Ponys, headlines. The Judas Cow and Kyle Sowash also play.

May 20 – I only “catch” one of these Judas Cow May shows, although even that’s not totally correct, because by the time I show up they’re already finished. But El Jesus De Magico are next, followed by Greenlawn Abbey, neither of which I’ve seen live up to this point. El Jesus sound great, but I feel like their songwriting needs a little work. Tony Allmon plays keyboards for those guys. Ned Hodge is here and runs up to thank me for coming to his get together the previous weekend.

June 21 – Marianne Dissard, Chris McCoy

July 1 – Ocean Ghosts (duo consists of Scotty Boombox and J Rhodes) hold a CD release party for their new release, Stars and Stripes Foreva.

July 22 – The Little Darlings, Drop Dead Sons, Sons of Solomon, Kockasains

August 4 – one year anniversary blowout featuring El Jesus De Magico, Greenlawn Abbey, The Squares, The Outerspacists, Posture Coach

September 2 – New Bomb Turks play a reunion show, with Grafton and Necropolis opening.

September 14 – afterparty for an art exhibition being held across the street, at The Chop Chop Gallery. Featuring artists Chad Gordon and Klutch, that event wraps up at 11pm, so I’m guessing the festivities kick off here around that time.

October 19 – bash held in conjunction with Chop Chop Gallery kicks off at 9, to celebrate co-owner Ron Barker’s birthday. Teeth of the Hydra play on this side of the street (Drop Dead Sons and Welcome Farm are over at the gallery).

October 27 – Church of the Red Museum play. There’s an article in the 10/26 edition of Alive! and “Ultimate” Donnie Roberts, who works in the deli at Wild Oats, is front and foremost, in a black sport jacket and tie, blood red colored shirt, looking quite menacing and serious indeed.

The interview is conducted at Mac’s Cafe. Some of these characters were in Go Evol Shiki but I’m not sure which ones – Brian Travis (singer/primary songwriter), Robby Coleman (I think he plays drums), Tom Butler (guitar), Donnie (bass), Bill Jankowski (organ), Leslie Jankowski (violin/trumpet). In particular they are discussing the tune A Flush Never Felt So Bad, which Coleman describes as “it sounds surgical to me, like you’re standing in a crowd and then – boom! You’re standing there with your guts hanging out.” Here I thought the title was a poker reference.

Butler goes on to say that with Go Evol, they spent five years working on an album that never saw they light of day. But that this Church CD, which just came out, was recorded in a day and a half.

Beat The Devil play tonight also.

October 28 – Panda & Angel show reviewed (well, sort of) at beginning of this piece

October 29 – The Lindsay, Coffenberry

October 31 – Halloween throwdown featuring comedy music duo Pleaseeasaur. This is one rare exception where they are charging admission, which somehow ranges from $3 to $10.

November 10 The Kyle Sowashes play an album release party. Distribution of this puppy is limited to 300 copies of a vinyl seven inch. Very cool! Miranda Sound, Loretta, and Fine Dining play also.

November 16 – MTV2 is on hand to film Ryan Smith & The Agency, for their internet series On The Rise.

November 19 – Portastatic

December 2 – Buffalo Killers

2007 events:

January 11 – Benjy Ferree

January 13 – Odawas, Jorma Whittaker

March 13 – Hot Cross

March 19 – Sarah Asher

March 28 – The One AM Radio

March 31 – another Ocean Ghosts CD release party – this time with pizza! It’s in support of their latest effort, which is of course titled Pepperoni Lovers.

2008 events:

January 18 – Terribly Empty Pockets/Psychedelic Horseshit/Tree Of Snakes/Rage Against The Cage. In mentioning this show, Alive is complaining that the bar doesn’t post its schedule online.

February 23 – Cheater Slicks

April 18 – Guinea Worms

May 16 – Deadsea

2009 events:

January 25 – Skeletonwitch

May 1 – a benefit show for local musician Bob Sauls, hindered at this moment by a broken leg. Happy Chichester, Megan Palmer, Baby Lindy & The Drugmothers, Nuclear Children, and the compellingly named Rock, Ravage, and Coleman are listed as performers. Chris Ryan and Myke Rock made this event happen, to help pay Sauls’ medical bills.

May 12 – Thrones

August 22 – Rosehips

October 16 – Super Desserts

November 23 – Earthless

December 30 – Swamp Leather

2010 events:

April 2 – Couch Forts

April 6 – La Dispute

July 11 – Plague Mountain. The band could shred and all, but the vocals are more of this Cookie Monster crap that I just don’t get. Songwriting and structures seem pretty, um, cookie cutter as well.

August 12 – Flotation Walls

October 16 – Lifeguard

November 20 – Saintseneca. I’m digging the rustic Appalachian approach – not that I have the first clue where they’re actually from…

2011 events:

As of 2011 (if not sooner), local musician Nick Tolford can be found manning the soundboard here during his free time. However, for some reason I’ve yet to find any listings for him playing Carabar.

February 17 – Steamboat

May 17 – The Whines

May 24 – Daytrader, Hostage Calm, Light Years and Colors

May 27 – Way Yes

August 12 – Carabar Metal Fest featuring Churches Burn, The Pledge Of Cain, Red Sun, Bridesmaid, Locusta

November 11 – Zebulon Pike

November 24 – legendary local (and beyond) rockers The Godz play a Thanksgiving show. As you might expect, they come up the most professional and informative footage of any that I’ve seen shot here:

2012 events:

January 8 – not an event within the bar per se, but on this date a band called Enabler does release a live album recorded here, imaginately titled Live At Carabar.

March 7 – The End Of The Ocean

June 5 – Sun Valley, in their first ever live performance

September 12 – Icon Gallery, who’ve posted this clip online. The sound quality of the recording isn’t the greatest, but man, it certainly sounds as if these fine folks know how to rock! I think another band called Inservibles played here this night as well. Not digging their rather simplistic approach quite as much, but hey, this is just one man’s opinion.

October 4 – Wooden Teeth

2013 events:

February 8 – Liquid Crystal Project

February 17 – MAMA. Here’s another live clip. Some wonderfully funky stuff.

I’m a technology buff as much as the next guy, and love my modern gadgets the same as everyone else. But sometimes it’s hard not to feel a little nostalgia for these earlier eras, when any live footage at all was a rare, rare treat. Though clearly becoming much more widespread, even during these years.

March 9 – If These Trees Could Talk. Here’s a nice long video documenting their set. Not much to see here, but it certainly sounds killer:

March 16 – Modes

August 12 – My Dad, The Para-Medics, SRVVLST, I Mustache You A Question

November 22 – Abazagorgath

2014 events:

February 21 – Henry Passion, Eternally Dizzy, Mr. Morning Sunshine

May 23 – Mugger.

And that’s the last live show I can find, folks. Anybody with a hot tip concerning others, I would love to hear from you.

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Early Empire

Early Empire CD tray card

As someone who was at their first and last shows, not to mention countless in between, I had a bird’s eye view of their all too brief flight path. During that time, Early Empire went from being a good group to one I was going around proclaiming as the best live band in Columbus.

The picture above is the tray card from their lone CD, and features what most would consider their classic lineup. They actually had two other bass players before Joel, while the other four guys were there from the beginning. This was by far their longest tenured, most memorable, and consistently best iteration, though – but then again, in any guise, they were always good, from the first show onwards.

My only complaint is that these guys didn’t do more. As is sadly often the case from bands of that era (anything before 2008-ish, really), their music is currently unavailable on the streaming services, the only CDs limited to what was pressed at the time. They released this five (actually six) track EP in 2005, Resolutions and a Gun, and that was that, although they had many more songs than this in their live set, and I know recorded some others, at some point along the line. My favorite is probably Simpleton, which gets off to this amazingly frenetic start and never really lets off the gas from there, even when slowing things down a smidgen in the middle. Recorded at Diamond Mine studios in 2003, it’s a killer release from start to finish.

This is some relentlessly compelling modern rock, and I was able to find one official video, for Television Eyes, on YouTube. It’s fun trying to play spot-the-venue on there, although the cuts are so fast I wasn’t having much luck. Maybe you will fare a little better:

The lone bum note about this release is, I’m not exactly crazy about the cover. The picture of them inside is awesome, and I like the liner note tray card idea. That all looks cool. It’s just the cover image itself that doesn’t really work for me, and I would say doesn’t seem to match the project as a whole. But these are exceedingly minor beefs, and don’t matter. Actually, I’ll tell you what this whole EP reminds me of: it’s like something from a seminal band who went on to greater heights, where their first 3-4 albums are all considered classics. Their debut, a somewhat rare, hard to find EP on a smaller label, meanwhile, is merely rated as very, very good. Kind of like maybe the career trajectory of Tool, whose Opiate EP also had not the greatest cover. The only difference is…life got in the way for these Early Empire guys, and the full length albums (at least thus far), of which they were certainly capable and I would even say were expected to deliver, never came. Anyway, here’s the EP in full:

In an April 2006 issue of Columbus Alive, Stephen Slaybaugh gives it a favorable review, coupled with a photo of these five lads standing in front of that very familiar internal window in Andyman’s Treehouse. Then there’s a writeup in a July 2006 Other Paper concerning their last show and impending breakup – as reported, singer Chris Hostetler was moving to L.A., and guitarist Travis Tyo to Raleigh. “It seems like we’re just peaking now,” Tony Bair laments, and I would agree. Up until the very end, though, they are still practicing roughly once a week, and this piece nicely describes the 8×12 practice space over at bassist Joel Walter’s house. One factual error I would like to point out though is that the article claims they were formed at Comfest 2002. Well, it’s possible they agreed to form the band there, but their live debut, in November that year at Andyman’s, was heavily hyped as being just that. Also, reporter Chris Deville uses the word “goofball” twice to describe them, and I just would never think to use that adjective in conjunction with this band. But overall, yeah, it’s a cool article, capped with a totally different photo of the five of them at Andyman’s, this time in the performance room, with Joel posing in triumphant fashion while the other four offer appreciative smiles behind him.

I still have the recording I made of their first ever show. This is among the secret little treasures I’ve been hanging onto all this time, for deployment at just the right moment. And it feels like posting this dedicated page in their honor is as perfect as it gets, for leaking at least one of the tracks. The rest I will hold onto as a bargaining chip, so to speak – a bargaining chip because there’s been discussion over the years, off and on, of letting their unreleased studio recordings reach the light of day. I’ve even been involved in these discussions, on three separate occasions I can think of, where a few of us have had extensive back and forth about getting this stuff out there, over a series of days or weeks, and they were enlistening my theoretical help. Sometimes even with talk of a reunion show appended. But, who knows what happens, something continually goes haywire on this front, and these talks fizzle.

Until that happens, here’s the first live performance of Simpleton for you, from Andyman’s Treehouse in November of 2002. I can’t quite make out what Hostetler’s saying at the very end, as far as the song title, but it sounds like they must have changed that over time. Still the same song, though, effectively –

Known Shows:

2002

November, Andyman’s Treehouse

December 20, Skully’s

2003

May 10, Little Brother’s

August 15, Red 16

2004

February 28, a Glass House party. With The Handshake and The Judas Cow.

2005

January 22, Andyman’s Treehouse

April 15, a Glass House party

2006

January 10, Cafe Bourbon Street

March 3, Carabar:

It’s about a block away from Broad, in German Village -esque type block that’s actually kind of cool and respectable – not the usual ghetto that Parsons would imply.

Erin just started back at work, and she’s here. Pops a tire just as she’s pulling up to the curb in front of the bar, but at least this means she gets to come inside and wait and have a beer until the tow truck comes.

Judas Cow play first with a backlit projector showing old video clips of them, with vaguely psychedelic touches around the edge (supposed to be Floyd-esque blobs, but this doesn’t really come off). Our mob is getting to be mighty sizable now – Norm, Keith, Matt Hubbard, Greg & Michelle, Jay & Lori (and Lori has friend, some blonde with curly hair, who’s checking me out – but I’m never introduced?), Martha, Nathan and Rob from our writer’s group (Nathan wears hilarious brown leather jacket with grey duct tape all over holding it together), Kyle, his buddy Sean, Josh Minto, Ned, in addition to all those guys in the bands. John O’ Conner works bar here, as does Amber.

Bearded quiet but nice guy running sound – that’s the owner. Soundboard in between black & white checkered dance floor (why always this design?) And tables are on north half of bar. Jay drinking pitcher of Youngstown Stout, or whatever it’s called, he’d never heard of it before and neither have I. Dan and Ancie bring an assload of pizzas – I hold the door for them on our way in, having arrived at the same time, ask if they plan on vacationing anywhere, they were walking up the same time as me.

Early Empire play 2nd and completely blow the doors off the place. They’ve gotten so incredibly good. They’re selling CDs now, on a side table – though still have not had official “CD release” party. Chris amusingly full of himself onstage, as is occasionally the case – announces some of the things everyone’s celebrating tonight, yet even as Ancie’s Dan is trying to get his attention, and Chris grubbed on the pizza with everyone else, he says nothing about their 20th.

“What else, hey what else….,” he ruminates, while Dan Schmidt waves a hand near the front.

In the background, Ninja Scroll is playing, and Norm’s so familiar with the movie that at one point he says, “this is one of the best scenes of the movie coming up.” Chris says he lost his voice by the end of the set, but if so it didn’t show.

Mirrors left wall of stage; Spain complains it makes the cymbals a terrible wall of shitty noise. Bandman telling some story to Michelle about drinking in Mexico and having “the Sasquatch holler” (puking) the next day. The Handshake play last, and suffer by comparison, I hate to say, to Early Empire.

Earlier, Dan Bandman and I were at the bar and bump into Miriam Sobel, the girl who was doing sign language two days ago (another Mansfield alum) at the Vonnegut appearance. We’re clowning around with her, because as we noted right after leaving, somehow none of us caught what her sign language was when Kurt made his “blowjob” joke. So we’re asking her if she can possibly demonstrate that for us now.

April 8, Andyman’s Treehouse. CD release party

July 21, Andyman’s Treehouse. Farewell show.

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Columbus Local Podcast

Dolphin Lounge

One of the more enjoyable aspects of working on this site is that I often have no idea what’s going to happen next. You may have perchance noticed that things are a wee bit chaotic around these parts – and that’s totally by design! Or should we say, this is the design you end up with when chasing down whatever random interests happen to appear on your radar. I try to stay as organized as possible, and have a decent idea of things that “need” to be written about…but when that might happen is anyone’s guess. And part of the reason for this is these amazing detours that seemingly pop up out of nowhere. Which soon become the latest road I turn down, to see where they might lead. And the freshest of these at the moment, for me, is this Columbus Local Podcast.

It’s true on occasion that I might be inordinately taken aback by coincidences. Even when knowing they are theoretically just coincidences, it’s hard to ignore them, and not find yourself caught up in their charming sweep. As a result, I commonly consider these a signpost of what I should focus on next. This is how it is for me and the Columbus Local podcast (subtitled Giants Among Us, a sentiment I would wholeheartedly endorse), a show which is up to 55 episodes as of this writing. It was seriously not even a week ago that I happened to stumble upon it, thanks to one newer broadcast featuring The Godz. And emailed the link to a couple friends who were fans of that band, who I knew would dig it as well. Then, just a handful of days later, though I’m convinced there’s no possible way she could have known about this, one of the musicians on an older episode reached out to me, to ask if I’d heard of this podcast and if I could possibly review her episode on here.

I’m not embarrassed to admit that this almost never happens. Though happy with the response my project has gottten thus far, and thankful for its fans, believing that it has an okay sized following, et cetera, I feel like almost always, people are just kind of hanging back and seeing what I might come up with next. There have been very few occasions where someone has suggested a piece, and virtually nobody reaching out ever to specifically request a review.

So with this in mind, it’s understandable that the happenstances of this past week really jump out at me. I think of this as a huge flashing sign that this should become my newest obsession. Which helps in that I find it genuinely fascinating anyway – it’s a show dedicated exclusively to the local music scene, and how could you possibly go wrong there? Especially with its focus upon the history of Columbus music, just as much as the present. And am further blown away by the additional connections that emerge everywhere, as far as bars I’ve frequented, too, and bands seen, some of which I’ve maybe even forgotten about.

Len Damico is the mastermind behind this project and interviews everyone. He plays in a band called Days Gone By himself, but is first and foremost just an intense music nut, which is what inspired his brilliant undertaking here. Without furher ado, then, here’s my thoughts on some of the episodes I’ve listened to:

Episode 1: Larz Raymond

Larz is a drummer of some reknown who has been around the Cbus music scene since the mid 80s or so. He seems like a funny guy with many, many stories to tell, only scratching the surface during this initial episode (he and host Len Damico tentatively agree that there will be more). Raymond is currently playing in a couple different cover bands around town, Toast and the awesomely named Third Degree Sideburn. He also gives lessons, and regarding his history, mentions having played for Desperately Seeking Fusion.

Something about this reference clicks, and I’m now wondering if I haven’t met this guy. One day in the early 2000s a few of us were in Pro Percussion, and one of the employees was showing us some stuff. He also mentions playing with DSF. And was as I recall a wisecracking guy who says something about having a wife and kids. So if ever bumping into Mr. Raymond (or if anyone reading this happens to know), it would be fascinating to make that connection and confirm he did indeed work at Pro Percussion during that time frame.

Among the other local references: Park Street Tavern, Ohio State University

Episode 2: Matt Cistone

This fellow meanwhile, who goes by the nickname “Mr. Matt” (and even has personalized license plates declaring such), is a bass player. He too specializes in cover bands, but has also written and recorded originals and recommends that every musician should do a little of both. Is currently in at least 3 different outfits around town, possibly more, and namechecks the old music equipment chain Coyle Music.

Episode 3: Beth Nuzum Cronewerth

An episode which gets off to a comical start as host Len struggles to describe his romantic partner: this episode’s guest, leader of the band Megabeth. This is the third straight episode that has mentioned OSU, so I’m guessing the university’s specter will loom large over this podcast. She too is involved in countless other projects, another common thread and recurring theme. One of which, apart from her bread n’ butter Megabeth, is a Steely Dan cover band that I’m dying to check out. She also gets bonus points for once considering The Dunning Kruger Effect as a band name.

Overall I’m kind of digging the slant Damico has taken on here with interviewing slightly older musicians. Primarily because they’ve got the stories and the history to fill in many gaps for me, pertaining to my own project here, which are often difficult if not impossible to track down anywhere else. But also I find their attitudes refreshing, in that they’re generally happy with where they’re at now, and glad to just be playing music, in any guise. Whereas with the youngest crowd, as I’ve noted elsewhere, there’s this strange wariness found in the Columbus music scene, as though they’re frequently highly suspicious of anyone who shows interest in their music. Alongside the standard general snarkiness and competitiveness you’re more likely to entertain at that age.

Other local references: Mozart’s Cafe.

Episode 4: Merv Roland

Though now living up around Lake Erie, Merv here hails from Bexley and spent many a year playing out live in Columbus. And indeed, even continues to journey down on occasion to continue doing so. On what is the first phone interview conducted for this series, Roland relates some adventures stemming from his decades on the scene, including one where a member of Brownsville Station stole a piece of his gear. He also offers some key pieces of local history I haven’t heard before, like how when he came up, there was the campus music circuit, and there was the Alrosa Villa circuit, and never the twain should meet. Except somehow, despite being an OSU-area band up to this point, his band caught on opening for another act at the Alrosa, and this helped break down that distinction moving forward.

Among his bands were Bad Haircut, Lost Dog, Rock House, and The Point. Some random local mentions that haven’t cropped up elsewhere (at least thus far in my listening) include Apollo’s and Bill Foley’s shop down in German Village. And of course the expected references to campus, Bernie’s, The Godz, et cetera.

Episode 5: Jon Coleman

His episode begins with a snippet of his own band playing a recent Comfest. This singer and drummer is mostly a frontman now, I gather, and just like everyone else featured on here, has an extensive history and family tree around the Cbus scene. He seems like a good guy and is taking his lumps well, like for example the Multiple Sclerosis diagnosis which could have derailed him, many years ago, though he keeps his spirits up and continues charging ahead as though unfazed. In fact, Coleman relates that his neurologist credits him playing the drums throughout, to explain why his body is in much better shape than expected at this stage in the game.

Coleman has been playing out around town since the 1970s. He was too was in Desperately Seeking Fusion at one point! Other local references include Stache’s and Little Brother’s. Unfortunately his episode does cut out due to a technical glitch, so the ending is apparently permanently lost.

Episode 6: Rob Johnson

This one opens with an amusing bit called Guitarchitecture, which is a piece of a Rob Johnson solo cut. From here what follows is one of the more entertaining interviews I’ve stumbled upon thus far. Currently playing in (the Ohio band named) Clubber Lang, but is another of these guys who briefly brushed shoulders with some famous musicians in the past. Says he purchased his first guitar at Uncle Sam’s Pawn Shop, then briefly went to Lang Music for lessons before moving on to Sonny’s Guitar Shop at the Great Southern shopping center.

I like his attitude and that he says it’s all about serving the song, not trying to impress people with your chops. Even so, he clearly knows his way around his instrument of choice, the guitar. As far as local record stores go, he throws out references to Singing Dog, Magnolia Thunderpussy, and Used Kids. Used to play in Saddleback Shark and Magnitude 9.

Episode 7: David Cothern

I had some trouble getting into this one and had to listen to it twice to really pick up much from it. He seems like a good guy and everything but the episode was somewhat reminiscent to me of how you’ll occasionally encounter a rambling coworker in the breakroom at your job (or for that matter at some live show in a bar) and have difficulty following along with their tales. I think this is because he’s more bopping around and relating disconnected anecdotes, but you don’t get much of a narrative sense from it, of how he got from point A to point B. Then again maybe even he listens to it himself and thinks, eh, this probably wasn’t my best interview. I might know a little myself about feeling as though I botched a podcast interview – plus let’s just say have reason to suspect people struggle following my tales in person, too. So glass houses/stones/etc. And anyway host Damico says he likes the way Cothern is randomly bouncing around, which is surely all that matters.

As far as specifics, Cothern here says he grew up around Morse Road, in the area between Maize and Northland Mall. Once again another of these guys who cut his teeth on the Alrosa scene, so this is another puzzle piece for me, in my endless quest to connect the dots around this town. There’s a Mark Chatfield reference which takes place at the Alrosa Villa, while Cothern was playing bass for Petty Theft. His other local musical credits include Dirty Side Down and Shock II (I think this is how they stylized their name.) Although from here, he left Columbus, and wound up playing with rock star royalty such as Paul Stanley and Rob Halford. So clearly he knows what he’s doing, whereas I’m just some dude posting meaningless reviews in a vacuum.

He also gets off at least one timeless quote, here: “if rock n’ roll on its own isn’t gonna help you, just add some pyro.” This sounds like something my buddy Paul Linville might say, actually, which makes me think I probably would hit it off with Cothern if ever actually meeting him.

Episode 8: Paul Weiss

Paul is a relative newcomer to Columbus and doesn’t have a ton of backstory here – at least not years-wise. However he is currently house pianist at Mozart’s Bakery and Event Space (their listed name online – Weiss himself though refers to it as Mozart’s Piano Cafe) in Clintonville. And also apparently has about a half dozen different specialized cover bands going at the moment, too. The Liquor Talking is his main gig in this vein, and they play a somewhat wider range of classic rock tunes, heavy on the Elton and the Billy Joel. But he’s also in The Rolling Rock Show, which sticks exclusively to the Stones, and has also made forays into Steely Dan and Fleetwood Mac tribute acts, among others.

He says he got the Mozart gig because it was on his way home anyway, and he stopped in there to audition. Among the Columbus references are Arnett Howard, Dave Powers, Eldorado’s, Abell Audio (now defunct), Gatsby’s, Donna Mogavero, and Myke Rock. Overall, Weiss is an amusing interviewee, seems like maybe a bit of a goofball. I like that this podcast gives significant airtime to cover musicians, too, because they get short shrift overall in Columbus media. Which has pretty much always been the case, as far as I can tell. I mean, I get it, I too like original bands better in general, and find them more interesting. But these guys reinterpreting rock/blues/jazz/whatever numbers have plenty fascinating careers of their own – and I would say they are probably better musicians on average, because they have to know this material and need the chops to play it, as opposed to just making up their own compositions.

Episode 9: Imber Solis

This was an entertaining and highly informative episode, too. In this one, band leader Imber is joined by her co-writer/keyboardist as well as one of her lifelong best friends. I feel like Solis reveals more about her headspace and process than the other guests I’ve listened to thus far, when it comes to songwriting and performing. Also that I can relate to much of what she and her bandmate are saying at times, such as this seeming inability to stop working on projects. She was actually once the vocalist for The Liquor Talking, back when Paul Weiss first joined that group.

My only wish regarding this podcast is that there were more actual snippets of the music in question interspersed here and there. That’s true of all the episodes, by the way, not just this one. But I know that depending on the platform and the use case, there are often roadblocks to using music in your podcasts. Which seems ridiculous but happens to be true. So maybe that’s why Damico hasn’t included much (at least not that I’ve heard thus far). Or maybe he wanted to focus exclusively on the interviews. Either way, it’s a minor quibble and I’m still majorly enjoying this project.

Noteworthy local references: Natalie’s, Comfest

Episode 10: Brian Weibel

This character seems more closely associated with some suburbs (like Reynoldsburg) or even the entire state than just Columbus per se. Even so, he peppers his interview with a slew of local references. And while not saying much that I would characterize as hilarious, maybe, it’s been one of the better episodes thus far – and a good example of why I tend to favor the narrative approach more than the scattered shotgun anecdote style. I feel like he’s just getting warmed up and then his time is abruptly over, having nowhere near covered everything and with many gaps you’re already aware of remaining. It also helps that he has a smooth voice well suited to this medium, one that makes me think he probably does well as a rock n’ roll frontman.

As one of the younger subjects thus far, i.e. only in his mid to late 40s, he mentions cutting his teeth playing guitar for some nu-metal type bands in the late 90s and early 00s. Before moving onto the likes of And Five Makes Twenty or else Kings Of The Drink (featuring Len Damico as well), with numerous pit stops in between. Often or even more commonly as vocalist than he is on guitar.

Notable Columbus references: Andy Shaw Band, Spikedrivers, Skully’s, Little Brother’s, Martini Affair.

Episode 11: Chance Danison

Chance is a country artist and seems to be an old friend of Damico’s. Amusingly enough, the beginning of the episode appears to be chopped off, but is left as-is. Len says he does not edit these interviews whatsover, which I admire and find to be a major component of its homespun charm. Danison is an engaging interviewee, with a lot to say about the current sad state of mainstream country music. And I dug it quite a bit on that level. But he’s not actually based out of Columbus and the local references are not exactly abundant. He does mention being friends with the guys in the 3C Highway band, who are based out of Cbus, or close enough to it anyway.

Special Guest: Tommy Mitchell

This isn’t a local musician, but one of Len’s old friends from another city entirely. It’s a short episode where they talk about various famous bands they’ve seen. So the only C-bus mention I really caught at all is when Len says a recent Eagles show here might be the best show he’s ever personally witnessed.

Episode 13: Frank Harrison, Jr.

If this isn’t basically an ideal installment, then I don’t know what is. It checks all the boxes. He’s a great guest, flies through a condensed narrative at breakneck speed, drops a ton of names and dispenses some fascinating, often forgotten slices of local history. On top of that, has a great attitude, like many on here – and has in common with them that he is also a top notch musician.

This party actually kicks off however with Damico relating a personal anecdote, which is that seeing Harrison play at the Short North Tavern, one night in the early 2000s, is what inspired him to go out and pick up a guitar himself, begin to learn how to play. This is basically the kind of tale that I live for, a good example of why this blog exists, to help connect these dots in this manner. I just find such anecdotes endlessly fascinating.

As far as the particulars of Harrison’s story, whew, holy smokes, there’s a lot to unpack here. One completely unique angle, as far as I’m aware, is that Frank here was actually living in Florida, then moved to L.A. to try and make it, discovered this wasn’t his cup of tea…and only then wound up moving to Columbus, at the behest of a friend, because he thought this sounded like more his kind of scene. So it’s basically a complete inverse of the most common narrative of that era.

Phil Stokes is the friend in question, and Harrison winds up joining him in a band called Shakedown. After this the Cbus references arrive with a furious flurry. Villa East, Sugar Shack (a beloved bar on High Street – not this fucked up diner that later coopted the name), Mr. Brown’s, Vets Memorial, the Agora (later Newport Music Hall), Starz, and Cafe Rock N’ Roll are some of the venues mentioned. As far as bands go, he’s in Shakedown, then Lizzie Borden, before forming Frank Harrison & The Straits (not sure how he spelled that last part, actually.) Their first gig as at Alrosa Villa, opening for Foghat.

There are a couple amusing tales involving Cub Koda (from the band Brownsville Station, best known for Smokin’ in the Boys Room – although that’s also him playing harmonica on Blackfoot’s Train Train) who would eventually jam with Harrison, on at least one occasion, after secretly slipping in to watch one of his shows. Most fascinating of all, perhaps, though, is the time Harrison caught Frank Zappa playing at Vets, met him backstage…and then was somehow able to convince this all-time legend that he really should come out and watch Harrison’s band play, later that same night.

Harrison’s wife apparently escorted Zappa and his entourage (which included guitarist Adrian Belew) up to Oldfield’s on 4th, for a bite to eat, after which they all walked up to Sugar Shack and took in Harrison’s set. He relates that one of the most surreal moments of his career is watching Zappa out there on the floor dancing while the band is playing. It feels mighty otherworldly just listening to this tale, in fact, from the comfort of my home, many years removed.

He estimates that this probably occurred in 1978. It’s another rabbit hole that I will surely pursue at some point, trying to line up all those points and figure out exactly what night it was. After this, in the early 90s, he later forms a new band called Frank Harrison Group. Among other highlights, they begin staging an annual Stevie Ray Vaughan tribute night, at various venues around town. The last of these occurred at Whiskey Dick’s.

Other local mentions of note: Mark Chatfield, The Godz.

Special Guest: Jack Herr

Every so often, Damico has somebody on the show who isn’t currently based in Columbus and/or is not a musician. Both apply to Jack Herr, who is an old friend of Len’s and just happens to be a major music buff. The two of them went to school together in the Westerville South district and have been good pals ever since. Ranking his top shows, Herr mentions seeing Nick Cave at Stache’s, and a Replacements performance at Mr. Brown’s where the roadies played the encore, a good 45 minutes of it with no P.A. as the owner had pulled the plug. It’s a cool episode for your inner music buff, with plenty of famous musicians mentioned and a handful of local venues/acts.

Other Cbus mentions of note: McGuffy Lane, Vets Memorial, St. John Arena, The Matchmatics (local band with matching outfits?), Ronald Cole, and on old music store on Morse Road called Peaches.

Episode 14: Shawn Pruden

Well, this has to be one of the more hilarious chapters, and if not then it certainly boasts the most LPMs (laughs per minute.) This may have something to do with the tequila cocktails Pruden, Damico, and Shawn’s wife Julie are sipping while they chat.

But the tales are often truly hysterical. I’ll leave it to the listener to absorb these, as many occur outside Columbus and are beyond the scope of this site. But the local references remaining are aplenty, to be sure, arriving with a fury. I often feel like I need to do a better job connecting the dots on here – both for myself and the readers – and try to organize this random barrage of material a little better. However, an episode like this demonstrates why there are infinite points to connect, and pushing this boulder up the mountainside will never be fully complete.

Anyway, Pruden is currently the bass player in Hott Lucy, who are a cover band that recently began branching out into originals. He has been playing with guitarist Matt Bradley for eons. Got his start roadying for a band called Cold Strike and was hooked for life on the rock n’ roll dream thereafter. One of his first bands was called Four Guys and they played places like Jay’s Sports Lounge. And oh yeah, in his younger years, Pruden used to work at Just Sweats! No way! So there’s a comical segment here where among other things he’s comparing his hair at the time to that of the disgraced John Hawkins. Merv Roland, who was in an earlier episode, is the one who saw his band play and named them Hott Lucy.

Other Cbus mentions of note: Flint Station, Chris Wood/Ace Of Cups, Shuckin’ Bubba Deluxe, Godz, Starz Bar, Gatsby’s, Dan Orr.

Episode 15: Larz Raymond (Redux)

For his return visit, drummer Raymond is instructed to focus exclusively on stories from his stint out in Los Angeles. During this time, he rubs elbows with many famous people, and the tales are fantastic. But not much relating to Columbus during this one. He does mention working at Coyle Music after returning to town. And having attended Capital University during his formative years. At the very end, Damico throws in a reference to Raymond currently teaching at Music Royale, if anyone wants lessons. And that he’s playing out still with the band Toast.

Other Cbus mentions of note: Park Street Tavern, Alrosa Villa

Special Guest: Dennis Kelley II

Another highly amusing slice of the podcast here. This one is actually unique for a few different reasons. First off, though he spent many a year entertaining himself and others singing at karaoke, Kelley considers himself more a music fan than a musician. So the tales he’s relating here are much different as a result. And one aspect to them that I really like is he’s diving in deep with a couple of the tales, and not so much bouncing around all over the place. For example getting in depth talking about the clientele and the bartender at this one place, Jitterbug Cafe, which is exactly the sort of material I’m into, and wished we had a lot more of – although not quite the angle Damico might wish to take all the time with this podcast, obviously. It would be awesome for a different project, though.

And then at the end, he and Damico break out a live cover of George Michael’s Waiting For That Day to close out the episode! With Len on acoustic and Dennis singing, which is also a fresh wrinkle to this enterprise. So that’s really cool, and Kelley absolves himself well on the vocals front. Regarding the whole karaoke thing, though the argument is often advanced (and I’ve said as much on this site, actually) that it helped in part to “kill” live music, I’m not sure that is the case anymore. If you were out on the nightlife scene in the late 90s and early 2000s, at the absolute height of karaoke’s popularity, I feel like this was irrefutable – yes, bars were clearly booking far less bands than they used to. Since that time, however, one trend has kind of waned in popularity while the other has made a bit of a resurgence. Now I believe they more accurately just peacefully coexist and probably don’t have much impact on one another.

Kelley himself actually hasn’t sang out anywhere in years, before this episode. It’s extremely fascinating for him to mention Otani as being one of his former haunts, however, that he was often singing there. Because though I didn’t brave the karaoke waters often myself, the last time I ever did so, as far as I can recall, it was at…Otani. So now I’m wondering if he happened to be there that night and how on earth you’d ever go about determining such a thing.

In a side note, Damico comes up with one of the top laugh-out-loud moments I’ve yet encountered, where they’re discussing how they like their martinis, and Les describes his as basically being a “liquid salad.”

Other Cbus mentions of note (forgive the misspellings on things I couldn’t look up): Jimmy King and his band Kings of the Drink – which used to feature Damico on guitar. Columbus Gentleman’s Suits Society. Sidebar. Donerick’s Pub on Broad. The Martini Affair. Columbus Blue Jackets and some parody song Kelley wrote about them back in the day. 94th Aero Squadron. Some Arnell Damasco guy who apparently ran that Otani karaoke. Bands such as My Kid Sister, Headbanger’s Hangover, Stadium 11. Also the Brewery District.

Episode 16: John Widner

I like this guy’s laidback, humble attitude, which Len himself alludes to at one point. Currently he’s guitarist for Toast and Dirty Red Sunshine, though his pedigree includes a lengthy stint with noteworthy local group The Bellows in the 1980s and early 90s. In his formative years, he took lessons from Brad Taylor of The Godz. Then was hired while still in high school to play for The Bellows, based on a boombox tape he recorded in his basement. They played first Fridays at High Beck Tavern for 5+ years, among other highlights. Won the “Rock Wars” at East Dallas in 1986.

He bought his beloved blue guitar at Cowtown Guitars, from Mark Chatfield personally. The Bellows opened for The Godz on at least one occasion, at Valley Dale Ballroom. His dad led the Jack Widner Trio, which was a popular local jazz band in the 1960s. In recent years, John has been encouraged to sing more in addition to his duties as guitarist.

Other local mentions of note: Chelsie’s, South Heidleberg, Ruby Tuesday, Willie Phoenix, Stauffer’s University Inn, Bistro Lounge, The Continent.

Episode 17: Myke Rock

I’ve heard the name countless times, of course, but never really knew much about the guy until now. A truly fascinating installment intersecting with basically the past 50 years of Columbus music history, plus some stories about other locales. Like he’s already the 3rd musician I’ve listened to on here who went to L.A. in the 1980s to try and hit the jackpot. And so rubbing elbows with various famous peeps here, there, and elsewhere. You get the feeling this guy truly lives and breathes music. Easily the most name-droppingest episode I’ve taken in so far, too, in case you’re wondering whose paths he might have crossed here in Cbus.

Local mentions of note: Rome Records (former recording studio), Screaming Urge (former band), Ray Fuller, Willie Phoenix.

Episode 18: Shaun Booker

This Columbus Blues Hall Of Fame member has been performing basically her whole life, beginning in church at the tender age of 3. She says the blues got a hold of her at that early age, and you have to believe this is true: she is one of just three women inducted into this hallowed circle. At any rate, much like Myke Rock in the previous transmission, you can just tell music is absolutely essential to her being. I’m not the hugest blues fan, but consider her one of the more entertaining interviewees I’ve heard on here, and it made me want to catch her playing live somewhere. Which I did soon afterwards. And I also have this hunch that, if we were to meet, as often turns out to be the case, I might totally hit it off and have a ton in common with someone from a completely different background. Though originally from the Youngstown area, she’s been in Columbus for quite some time, long enough to have played at places like Bernie’s. Kindly click on my Shaun Booker Dammit Band profile to learn a bit more.

Other local mentions: Natalie’s, Gatsby’s

Episode 19: Anne Wilson

We don’t get a ton of backstory with this one, but then the variety in approaches with the various interviewees is kind of nice. She’s been the vocalist for a local band called Six Foot Blonde since about the mid aughts, and has some amusing anecdotes to dispense, like the time Fred Ricart (actually I think this might have been multiple occasions) got up to play guitar with the band during a corporate party. What’s interesting about this episode though is that it’s more of a rumination on life in general, what you might even call philosophical in spots, than so much about her music career specifically.

Len is also a little more chatty than average, as it becomes more of a conversation than interview per se. And in so doing, it makes me realize that this is a great skill he has, as an interviewer overall, and why this podcast works so well: approach these sessions as conversations first. I’ve thus far steered clear of ever attempting to “interview” anyone for this site, mostly because that just seems like a dreadful and awkward experience. If I actually know the person, it wouldn’t be a problem, as that would essentially be a conversation anyway. Actual strangers, though? Not so much. But it’s surely necessary at some point, and I think his example points the way forward. Instead of posing your nerdy little bullet points of questions, and sitting back while the guests ramble at length, turn it into more of a chat. Even when you don’t necessarily know the person extremely well.

As far as other specifics go, Anne does mention getting her start playing at Grandview Cafe, and that she’s collaborated with local musician Rob Armstrong for eons. And playing Hineygate! Yes!

Episode 20: Aaron Buckley

Man, this dude is mighty entertaining. It would be riot to kick back for untold hours and listen to him tell his war stories, or for that matter even just read a repair manual or something. He’s a country performer currently associated with a band called Buckshot and also The Buckley Shot Band. Still, there’s not a whole lot of Columbus-based material here to hang your Stetson upon. He did grow up on the west side and attened Pleasant View Middle School as well as Westland and Franklin Heights for high school. While still a teen, he joined forces with some Larry Wilson guy and joined his gospel group – which were nonetheless named God’s Country Band.

At some point Buckley wound up moving to Nashville, and much of this episode covers that era. Upon his return to this region, I feel like he’s mostly playing on the outskirts if not fully outside of town. Although Damico does mention catching him for the first time at a place called The Red Brick, which is in the German Village area. I’m also endlessly amused by the fascinating little blips, these side notes that don’t pertain a whole lot to the matter at hand, yet tell you something you never knew before – like when Len mentions that where the Anheuser-Busch factory now sits, that used to be a buffalo field.

Episode 21: Chris Cochenour

Drummer for local group The F-Bomb, who are a terrific, hard rockin’ outfit that any fan of such needs to see live. Mike (bass) and Chris have been playing together in various groups since ’89 or ’90, Cochenour estimates. They did one album before he joined the group, but as of this podcast have another batch of originals they hope to release soon.

As far as his pedigree, Chris mentions being in a band called Dirty Annie back in the day, who had their cassette tape played on the Columbus Z-Rock station. Bob Damnit was in Dirty Annie with him, and later the two of them also joined forces in The Damnits for quite some time. The Damnits are actually an ongoing band these days, though Bob has unfortunately passed away and they have a different drummer, too.

Other Cbus references of note: The Pub in Gahanna, Shock II, Alrosa, Newport, Terry Davidson & The Gears, King Of Clubs, some bar called Shakers.

Episode 22: Bart Jenkins

This reknowned upright bass player used to work at, and actually purchased his instrument of choice, at the Sam Ash store on Morse. So in addition to him, I know the guitarist from Tina Holly’s band, and Arty from various bands/venues familiar to the campus and Short North scene, were also Sam Ash employees. And can’t help but wonder if any of these eras overlapped. I’m already trying to wrap my head around some strategy for an interactive family tree or web of connections for musicians and all their musical projects – coming up with something similar for rock venues or even shops like this would be awesome, too.

To cite another example, he says his parents bought him an amp and a bass on his 15th birthday…from the old String Shoppe on campus! There’s another music adjacent beehive of activity where it would be fascinating to list the employees. Anyway, that was his first bass, and he’s been attached to the instrument ever since.

Bart plays for the awesomely named Third Degree Sideburn. He estimates that they formed in 2002 or thereabouts, and he’s been with them ever since. Among the highlights were opening for the Stray Cats’ Lee Rocker at Skully’s one time. John Petric apparently reviewed this show and was none too impressed by TDS. In 2013 he also joined The Digs, a group for which he and sax layer Fred are the only original members remaining, as the others have all been revolving doors. In that outfit, Fred Sharp (also from Bastard Sons Of Neptune and Stolen Fire) plays guitar. And going way back, Jenkins said he was in local band called Clubber Lang – which is different from the current Clubber Lang lads. But jokes they should get together for a split bill sometime.

Other Cbus references: Eldorado’s, Local Roots in Powell, Forty Deuce, Imber Solis, Natalie’s. His first ever show he played was at a place – I think he says – called Dal’s on High.

Jason Endicott (live from Columbus Oktoberfest 2023)

This is an interesting though very short “on the fly” episode in that Damico apparently just met Endicott moments earlier, and decides to roll tape while at this festival. Endicott is the new drummer for Cowtown Inc. – he just joined the band this week! With a running time of just 6 minutes, there’s not a ton to sink your teeth into here. Jason does offer one cool piece of advice, however, when he advises local musicians to “stay focused, stay friendly.” Which is a lesson for pretty much everyone, I supposed. One other interesting side note is that you can hear some other band doing a soundcheck (at least I hope that’s a soundcheck) in the background – it would be cool to figure out who this is somehow.

Episode 23: Cliff Marsh

Local saxophone player who, incredibly enough, just got into playing out live back around 2015 or so. He’s in 270 Famous, Rockhouse Columbus, and Kismet Notes. But has jammed with an eye-popping number of musicians since then, as if to make up for lost time. As such this easily eclipes the Myke Rock installment for name dropping, an absolute flurry of the references that I can’t even keep up with in certain stretches.

Though a bit digressive at times, Marsh seems like an interesting guy, and it would be cool to meet him. I was kind of wondering when the first A.C. Collins reference would show up on this project, and it makes sense that it finally happens here. Cliff arrived here around ’89, from parts elsewhere, and was attending OSU, at one point managing some unnamed restaurant. He says A.C. was one of his first key inspirations. He also mentions Sean Wallace (teaches at OSU) as well as Michael Cox (teaches at Capital University.)

Rockhouse Columbus played last on Saturday night at the ’23 Oktoberfest. Marsh was a regular member of 6 Foot Blonde, Has Beens, The Digs, Blue Spectrum in the past. Among the other interesting references are Lazy Chameleon and Dolphin Lounge. Damico also drops the wild factoid, which I wasn’t aware of, that former Hoodoo Soul Band guitarist Kevin Oliver is now playing with Parliament-Funkadelic these days – or whatever George Clinton currently calls that band.

Episode 24: Ross Davis

I like that Len’s interviewing a somewhat different character this time, in that Davis here is a soundman. So we get a unique perspective on the scene, an angle not yet covered by this podcast. And while I get that not everyone’s going to be interested in this nerdier aspect of the rock n’ roll lifestyle, he doesn’t get too bogged down, for the most part, discussing gear or scientific aspects of recording or what have you. So I personally found this an enjoyable chapter.

However, having said that, I wish there were more specifics given in this episode. Surely with enough detective work I could track down particulars myself, but like Ross mentions owning a recording studio here in town for many years, and unless I missed it, though this eats up a huge portion of the broadcast, nobody gives a name or even definitive location for the studio, and almost no musicians are mentioned as far as who actually recorded here – the only one I caught came from Damico himself, when he relates hanging out there one day when Matt Bradley breezed in for a session.

But anyway…Davis came here in ’98 to do some work for his brother’s band, moved to Cbus permanently himself in ’07. Owned that studio for awhile, but lost it, and is now doing sound for live shows at various venues in the region. Most of the specific Columbus references are tossed out by Len, relatively late in the episode: QFM, Jackass Genius, Red Light Go, Days Gone By, Lovesick Radio, Flint Station, Grandma’s Cookie Jar are some of the names dropped.

Episode 25: Rev. C. Barton Love

This was a gripping episode on many levels. The Reverend here is currently in Devil’s Payroll, which were formerly known as Skillet Lickers. He describes their sound as “garage grass” and “Stonesy Ramonesy George Jonesy.” But he’s a veteran of the scene and therefore dispenses some fascinating tales stretching way back to his early days.

He first started getting involved because his neighbor was in a band called I’m With Stupid. Then was in his own groups G Spot Tornado (a Frank Zappa reference), Broken Circle Gospel Deluxe, and Bubba Hotep (he knows the guy who wrote that, and got permission to use the name before it was made into a movie.) And so he’s playing at or if not then just mingling at all the expected hotspots of that time: Stache’s (says he attended the infamous Nirvana show there,) The Dell, Crazy Mama’s (he mentions doorman Charlie Wonder), Chelsea’s, later Little Brother’s.

He and Len have known each other forever, though, so there’s much discussion about former Westerville haunts as well. Damico says he bought this one special guitar at the Guitar Center on Morse Road specifically to give to Love as a gift, quite a while ago. And then also, on a somber note, Love details the day he was shot in the neck while working at Lev’s Pawn Shop. All in all, quite the compelling listen.

Other local references of note: Lost Weekend Records, Natalie’s, Victorian’s Midnight Cafe, Calico Cupboard, Buzzard’s Nest, Swamp Dog Music

Episode 26: Alecia Houston

She is currently fronting a couple different projects, Houston We Have A Problem as well as Alecia Houston and The Firmm. Both are classic rock and blues bands, but the first is more of an acoustic approach, the latter amps it up. Depending upon the venue, Houston might flesh out these bands with extra musicians, and she says the irrepressible Myke Rock is one of her first choices if doing so. And actually this episode might have now surpassed his, as far as counting the local references, her points of contact between them.

Among the local references are King Of Clubs, Shaun Booker, Willie Phoenix, Kim Crawford, and Eldorado’s. To cite but a smattering. Alecia also tells an amusing story about a stripper trying to join them onstage at this westside bar. I like what she has to say, too, about every venue being a mystery that you have to figure out. And that she feels as though when performing there, she is basically an employee during those hours, and has a responsibility to the business as well as the clientele and the other employees – these are some interesting takes that I don’t recall ever hearing before.

Episode 27: Bob Mains

Bob is a guitarist who has been in not one but two different QFM house bands, Stadium 11 and now Radio City. So he presumably knows his way around a fretboard. He was also a graduate of Westerville South and spends some time detailing his amusing beginnings there, that he had a high school band called Pantera and they played an original song at the school talent show one year. This would have been the early 80s I believe. He went to Tony’s Music in Westerville for some of his early guitar lessons, and later learned some scales from a guy at the String Shoppe. After the original Pantera folded, he joined a group called Kid Gloves who recorded one EP here. Running contrary to many others interviewed on this project, when they left for L.A. to make it big, he decided to just stay put right here instead. At some point he opened for Rosie, Mark Chatfield’s band after The Godz, at the Agora (later renamed Newport Music Hall, of course). And he also opened for BTO, among other career highlights. Currently likes to play in a musicial project with his two daughters, during his down time from Radio City.

Episode 28: Will Newsome

Will here is leader of the band This Day Forever, and also plays guitar with The Martini Affair. His first show with the latter was at Red, White, and Boom in 2015. He has also played with a cover band called The Filthy Habits, and another outfit named Razorbliss.

He seems like a cool guy with a solid philosophical grip on things. So it’s interesting to hear his thoughts on songwriting. Still, as is often the case, I find the really old war stories most compelling of all, and so it is here. He details working at this tiny club called Park Avenue, from ’90-’96, and seeing Tool play there as a result in their early days. Also that Sepultura camped behind the place when they played, during their first ever trip to the States. Fascinating, fascinating stuff.

Other Cbus references of note: Colleen’s Collectibles, Saddleback Shark, Roosters, Ronald Cole, Oak Park Animal Hospital, Tansky Toyota, Lollipop Factory.

Special Episode: Tom House

He is the manager for Shaun Booker Dammit Band. He says he first met her at something called the Hot Times Festival in Olde Towne East. I’m wondering what makes Damico tag certain episodes as “special” ones, though, instead of giving them a number (although sometimes they are labeled as such and use up the number.) It seems that maybe when the interview winds up less musical than expected, then he gives it this designation.

So yeah, you’re not going to hear a ton about Columbus music history here. However, it winds up being a fascinating installment anyway, with a boatload of unexpected references, and countless rabbit holes for me to investigate when I have the time. Wild, wild stuff. For example there are two different true crime cases he’s come into close contact with – his 2nd wife was on America’s Most Wanted for fleeing the country in relation to the National Century Financial fraud case. And the Dispatch interviewed him at one point for his thoughts on such. Prior to that, he says he was watching some band at Vets Memorial and they went out for drinks at the Sheraton afterwards, where their waitress was this woman named Claudia Yasko. Who later gave a false confession for the .22 Caliber Killings – in fact he was out to breakfast with her, he says, when she decided to stroll over to another table and confess to some cops.

Otherwise, for a couple decades he ran his own barber shop. It must have been more than one location because his mentions his first salon being at the corner of Parsons & Oak, and that he later expanded into the next shop over. Then, during Covid times he decided to start staging house parties (no pun that I’m aware of) and this is when he got into the whole band management racket. I also love the soundbite he gives on what you might call his musical philosophy: “let’s just go out & punch em in the face.”

Other Cbus references of note: Billy Milligan, the Daniel Keyes book Unveiling Claudia.

Episode 29: Michael Christian

Though tremendously entertaining, I had some difficulty following this guy at times and might have some details wrong. But believe I’ve got the gist of most of his tales. In most unexpected fashion, a good half his episode concerns his interactions with former UFO bassist Pete Way – I never knew this before, but apparently Way relocated to Columbus at some point. Having quit UFO, Way somehow caught on playing with Ozzy Osbourne (I believe this would have been the Diary of a Madman tour) and met some girl from here, while on the road, after which they wound up living together.

Well, anyway, getting back to Michael Christian’s own narrative: after taking some music lessons at Capital University, and getting into songwriting via a friend of his who worked for a major label, Christian landed this gig as audio engineer at the Newport. And was also working at Frezno Eclectic Cuisine at this time, a Short North restaurant. Anyway, he unexpectedly received a call one day from a buddy of his, saying Pete Way wanted to record an album, and they somehow came up with his name for helming the project.

Michael says he changed out of his restaurant clothes and booked it over to a house on Neil Avenue, where Way was living at the time. That Way answered the door with a gigantic plate of cocaine in his hand, snorting from it while they talk on the porch, even though it’s broad daylight and cars are zipping past in both directions. Anyhow, Christian laughably initially believed they would be able to record this proposed acoustic album in a single weekend – it wound up taking about two years. Despite this much time spent with Way, when released in 2007 under the name Acoustic Animal, Pete’s personally penned liner notes got his name wrong in the initial pressings.

As far as his Newport dealings, Christian says his first day on the job was a George Clinton show, and the second Slash’s Snakepit. Doing my own research, it appears that this must have been 2001. The P-Funk show would have been June 28th of that year and Slash’s on July 1st. Amusingly enough, as this occurred smack dab in the middle of his dealings with Way, he says he was standing there talking with Slash for the first time ever when Pete called and asked him to get tickets for the show. When Christian demurred, on grounds of it already being sold out, Way demanded to speak to Slash. Who as it so happens is a huge UFO fan and apparently made it happen.

Otherwise, concerning his own current dealings, Christian plays guitar occasionally with a band called Red Velvet Letdown. He’s landed songwriting credits with some major, though unspecified, acts. Is also involved with an organization called All THAT (Teens Hopeful About Tomorrow) which offers a wide range of counseling and mental health services for local youths.

Episode 30: David Harris

Founder of band LoveSick Radio and also a member of one called Crashing Wayward. Says they don’t use prerecorded backing tracks live! Which is reassuring to hear, although it also seemingly confirms what many of us have speculated – that other locals secretly do. I once accused the Snow Shoe Crabs of such (whether correct in this instance or not), for example, and the singer replied, “yeah, I got your click track right here,” in semi-threatening fashion.

As far as David Harris, he mentions having recorded some stuff at Sonic Lounge. Mentions John Schwab Studio also, Rome Studios on South High, David Cothern, QFM 96.

Episode 31: Todd Bettler

Bettler is bass player for Stadium 11, also fills in occasionally for Radio City. As is often the case, while I enjoy hearing what everyone’s up to these days, the back story usually proves even more fascinating to me. Says he used to take swim lessons somewhere on Morse, as a kid. Originally from the Westerville area and mentions Yogi’s Hoagies, a place called the Grit Pit. Somewhat of a self-admitted hoodlum from the sounds of things, in his early days, before stumbling into a career playing music. Was in a band called Petty Theft which toured extensively, then when that fell apart, he enrolled at Columbus State, Otterbein, et cetera and began taking matters a little more seriously.

He eventually wound up playing with a group called Black Rose Bloom, who stuck around long enough to release one album. Has also recorded a cover of a Firefall song with a group called The Rules. Then fell in with the Stadium 11 cats and the rest is history. Whilst recording this episode, they are sipping on some leftover tequila that Shawn Pruden brought for his installment – I don’t know why, but I find this background continuity, linking certain episodes, to be quite charming. And also dig/agree with what these guys are saying that the music scene seems a whole lot less combative now than it used to. Although I think it’s only half due to “the scene” itself and people evolving better attitudes than we had back in the 90s and 80s and earlier…the other half is you’re just not as snarky as you get older, it seems to me. Or at least certainly a lot less concerned with what other people think about your projects, and trying to compete with them.

Other Cbus mentions of note: Buckeye Mart record store in Westerville, Big Bear, Mojo Crow, Slapsy’s Maxie’s, Dirty Side Down, Lazy Chameleon, Fender’s.

Episode 32: Brian Kerr

Brian is a member of The McIans Acoustic Duo/The McIans Full Band (depending on the venue/gig and therefore how many members are involved.) And discusses at great length his highly unique strategy when performing solo, which is to play one part and run it into a looping machine, then play something else over top of it, and so on and so forth.

As far as his formative years are concerned, he cites seeing Stevie Ray Vaughan and speaking to him during a meet & greet at the Newport as being the spark which set him on his musical path. Motorfly was his first musical venture in Columbus (Chris Cochenour, interviewed in a previous installment, was their drummer), who played Slapsy Maxie’s and other such bars around town. He was also heavily involved in the open mic nights at Dolphin Lounge. After that, Brian played with Six Pack Theory before setting into his current slate of projects.

Other Cbus references of note: Barrister Hall, Hellroys.

Episode 33: John Homan

Homan is currently the drummer in Clubber Lang. Their first shows, he estimates, were in the summer of ’22, so they’ve already built quite a name for themselves in a relatively short time. Of course, prior to this, he has been in all sorts of projects with that band’s guitarist, Rob Johnson.

John started playing the drums in high school, then went to OSU for awhile. Was in a band called Poorboy, then joined Alcazar as a replacement for somebody else. At some point he started jamming with the guys in Saddleback Shark, who immediately decided he was their new drummer, even though they already had one – that guy was given the boot. This is when he first began playing with Rob Johnson, though they would later collaborate in a band called Magnitude 9 for a few albums, as well as Rob’s solo efforts, before teaming up in Clubber. Homan was also in the Black Rose Bloom project, which was mentioned in a previous episode. As well as many others over the years, such as Blue Cuda (forgive my spelling on some of these, if they happen to be incorrect.)

other Cbus references of note: Shock II, Lazy Chameleon, Turtle Creek, Eldorado’s, Alrosa Villa, Tamerlane.

Episode 34: Frank Laughery

Frank plays bass in Days Gone By alongside Len, and is a founding member of that group. Though originally from the Pittsburgh area, he landed in Columbus for work related reasons as an adult and has been here ever since. He originally got involved with the music scene while working at Chase bank, when he and a coworker, Jeff Friedman (not sure about the spelling on these last names) were tasked with putting together a band for some company party. For whatever reason, the specific assignment involved taking famous classic rock songs and giving them work related lyrics. Considering there was at least one AC/DC cut in their repertoire, they named themselves AC Chasey. Jeff wrote the new words, which they flashed on a teleprompter for everyone to sing along with, and were a big smash at the event.

In its earliest incarnation, with Jeff on guitar and Frank on bass, Mike Brown was their vocalist. He dropped out during the practice stage, however. Bob Blankenship was their singer by the time that party came around, and Gary Goff played drums. Over time this evolved to Days Gone By, playing famous rock covers with their original lyrics, began hitting local open stage nights like Kicks and Fender’s and paying gigs at places like the Hilton Easton.

Since emerging in 2009, they have continued with just a few lineup changes. At some point Blankenship quit and Brown returned for real. Brent Scopell eventually took over on drums, after Goff left, and brought some really fine vocals of his own to the table. Eventually Charles Valentino (formerly of Marble Park) became their next singer, and with it they added some slightly newer material to the repertoire. Finally, around 2016, they began looking for a keyboard player, but Len Damico met with them about joining as a second guitarist instead. They liked him, and knew he could sing, and therefore after an audition in Frank’s basement, he was added to the group.

Episode 35: Ty Barnes

They get off to a somewhat meandering if amusing start with this one, drinking red wine and yukking it up about a recent show where Barnes tried playing Steve Miller’s The Joker and Damico joined him. I was kind of wondering if this kind of stuff might comprise the entire episode. But then around the halfway point, they get down to business and Barnes starts rattling off his impressive resume.

Barnes was born at Riverside Hospital and has lived in this area his entire life. He got his first guitar in April of ’84, when his dad took him to Chuck Daly Guitar Store in the Graceland Shopping Center. After which they popped into some place called Fontanelle so his pops could knock back a couple drinks. He hones his craft via instructional cassette tapes, before moving on to lessons with “Hurricane” Jerry Lews. Then went to Ft. Hayes for a musical program there, after passing the requisite audition for acceptance.

In the early 90s, he went to Recording Workshop, then worked at Mara Sound and Soundscape Studios. HIs first band was a local one called Fallout, who played Stache’s and Apollo’s, among other venues. On occasion he plays bass for Ukelele Man, a person Ty reverently describes as a “father figure,” like for example some Elvis-a-Thon and Replacements tribute nights at Little Brother’s.

From here he began playing happy hour at Shrunken Head with a group called Tryin’ Times. Then was around the Hilliard scene for years doing covers with the likes of Failure To Communicate, Taser, and Sibling Rivalry. This era lasted from approximately 2008-14. After that, he was in a group called Four Finger Shot, which sounds like a bit more bro-tastic affair.

Barnes is currently in Cowtown Inc. with Kevin Mullins, also plays solo acoustic, and in a power trio called Astrocat with John Coleman (drums) and Steve Conley (bass). He also dabbles with a podcast called Moving Music and runs the musical editing/sound for Marjorie Jones School of Dance.

Episode 36: Christy Bagby & Brad McGwire

This duo, from the local group Blue Eyes Black, discuss their first ever single, 6 Years Gone, and also their history together. They started out as a duo (Christy vocals, Brad guitar) and still perform some in that guise, though mostly now will a full band they’ve assembled. McGwire has a studio at his house, referred to as Bradlands, where they practice and record. Brad also plays in an 80s cover band called Never Surrender, sometimes on the same bill as Blue Eyes Black. Christy, meanwhile, is involved with an organization called Central Ohio Women Who Rock – they get together and perform out somewhere on occasion, too.

Columbus references of note: Eldorado’s (of course), Jimmy Deluca’s (spell check – former rock club), The Loft (hotel bar in Westerville)

Episode 37: Tina Holly

This one features what is thus far the funniest story I’ve heard in these interviews, which is how Tina even became involved in the Columbus music scene. A relative newcomer to this circuit, Holly was a Mt. Gilead resident and technically not even living here at the time, when she first met Willie Phoenix in the Eldorado’s parking lot – by almost plowing into him with her car, as he had just walked out of the building. Rolling down her window to apologize, the two began conversing, and it was he who suggested she should start playing drums for a local band. Hence her subsequently joining forces with Brian Clash.

Their guitarist used to work at Sam Ash; aside from that some of the other shout outs of note are the all-female quintet Wednesday Wine (her favorite local group), 614 Rock, Hilliard Music School (where Tina first began taking lessons, a mere seven years ago), Hilliard Shopping Network. Tina’s also someone wearing a million different hats, among them music teacher and even published author – Holly has cranked out four books to date.

Episode 38: Los Giles

Gathering Stars. They play at Natalie’s, Dick’s Den. Record at Secret Studio in Franklinton. Carlton Smith (Royal Crescent Mob, Howlin’ Maggie) plays one at least one of the Gathering Stars albums. Los Giles here currently plays with Megabeth. He was born in Columbus, originally lived in the Hilltop district.

Okay, so as you can tell, I originally went into this episode thinking, man, I’m going to have to start documenting these in bullet point fashion, otherwise there’s just no way I will ever get caught up. But then something shifts a short while into this one, where he starts talking about his early OSU campus days. He offers a hilarious quote, concerning how “sterile” the current campus landscape is, versus those scuzzy early days which persisted clear up until the late 1990s.

“You’ve got to have dirt on the ground for things to grow,” he offers, with a little chuckle, although this strikes me as one of the wisest remarks I’ve ever heard.

Well, so okay, from here he veers into a wild variety of fascinating topics. He originally played campus with a band called Bumble Flea, then was in Triggahappy, presumably as the drummer. Later moved on to other groups such as Soul Fu Villains, Burlap Sun. Then was doing musicals with Teo from Mescalito, involved with OSU in some capacity, though they eventually staged these at places downtown like Southern Theatre.

Still later, Los Giles hosted this show called Trip The Groove Fantastic on WCBE. Near the end of the episode he offers one other funny yet pertinent quote I really love, saying, “I’ll put on whatever hat the party calls for, man.” And one unexpected thing we have in common: both of us were doormen at Little Brothers!

Other Cbus mentions of note: Crazy Mama’s, Sandro’s, Bernie’s, Stache’s, Apollo’s. Presumably there were other campus bars in the 80s and 90s which weren’t named after somebody and/or did not include the use of an apostrophe, but if so these aren’t documented here.

Episode 39: Tiffany Bumgarner

Tiffany, meanwhile, has to be the most amusing overall interviewee I’ve heard on here. Though she began performing onstage with her mom at an early age, she got her first real break while working at the Coconuts Music Store on Morse Road. This was the mid 90s and a coworker, overhearing her sing, said she had a great voice. He just happened to be an OSU student living on campus (imagine that) and was putting together his own scrappy little band (doubly shocking). Though she was only 16 at the time, he invited her to sing for them. A project which eventually turned into Stone Velvet.

From here she launches into a virtual Who’s Who of the late 90s and early 2000s scene, which happens to be the era I’m probably most familiar with: playing at Stache’s, Chelsie’s, and Ruby Tuesday; mentioning bands such as Miranda Sound, Templeton, and Poophouse Reilly; and so on. Then at a later date, fronting the cover band Radio Tramp for over a decade. She also uses this episode to announce that she has just joined The Martini Affair as their lead vocalist.

Bonus Cbus mentions: Red White & Boom, The Barn, Hot Spot Tavern

Episode 40: The Pretty Filth

Highly entertaining installment with Angela and Josh from this local 80s cover band. Even though it’s mostly just these two and Len and even Beth, audible in the background in spots, sitting around drinking and cracking wise about this and that. Learning a ton about their band, though, not so much – this is not the time and place for that. Josh’s voice even sounds like Len’s at times, which further enhances the confusion and chaos as you try to piece together what’s going on.

But some clues do emerge. Like how Josh and Angela, a married couple, first met while living in the same apartment complex, Ponderosa Village. Even though both grew up in Westerville, I think they went to different schools. They only truly “vibed” a short while later, however, while running into one another at a Damn Yankees concert at Vets Memorial, where they began making out.

She’s the vocalist in the group, and gives shout outs to her choir teacher at Westerville North, Mrs. Stonebreaker. She first ever sang live doing karaoke one night at the Gibby’s in Dublin. Meanwhile, he’s the bass player in the group, and says he learned his craft ripping out tablature pages from magazines at some place called Flag Center. Their first gig was in November of 2010 at Bethel Road Pub, with Chuck Oney running sound. Nowadays they often play Turtle Creek, among other treasured venues.

Episode 48: The Godz

So here we have the episode that finally made me want to check this podcast out. Even though I’ve been following the Instagram account for quite some time, and would heart the photos, et cetera. Seeing that these legendary rockers had made the cut and were back in business, yeah, I knew this was required listening.

I can’t realistically claim to have been the hugest Godz fan in the world or anything. But they were kind of like the hard rock version of McGuffey Lane in these parts, or something, in that you knew they’d been somewhat of a big deal back in the day, had maybe landed a nationwide hit or two, then sort of fizzled out due to or alongside various lineup changes. Unlike McGuffey Lane, however, I remember actually hearing said hit on the radio, into the 90s or even the 2000s, where you still might catch Gotta Keep a Running on the airwaves every now and then.

The local angle has made them of particular interest to me, of course. And yet there’s always been a frustration there with the inability to find out a ton about them online. Therefore these interviews are especially priceless, for helping to fill in the gaps. Beyond even that aspect, though, I found this group chat way more fascinating than expected. They are mostly hilarious interviewees, it’s true, but another angle soon emerged which I had honestly never considered until tuning in to this episode – the vicarious thrill of knowing some of these places they’re referencing, and maybe even some of the people.

My ears first perk up when they mention some early days of living on Summit Street and jamming in the basement. That this is where they first began spray painting all their equipment white. Other ultra intriguing mentions include their having played at Eldorado’s quite a bit, and also a semi-residency at Alrosa Villa. Listening to them makes me realize yet again just how much history that everyone possesses. Doug relates (a recurring theme, as we shall soon see) having ventured out to the Sunset Strip in the 80s and even rooming with Vince Neil at one point; they’ve all got a million different projects going at present, of course, of which The Godz is just one and maybe not even the top priority; and then also, without intending any disrespect for anybody else, Mark Chatfield is easily the most compelling figure here by far, considering he’s the last original member left. But then, oh yeah, he happens to have been in Bob Seger’s band for quite awhile, too (the only time I’ve actually seen him play live) and also tacks on like an afterthought at the very end that he’s currently a member of Grand Funk Railroad. He never even mentions Cowtown Guitars, a gear store I remember from years ago, up on 161. I don’t know if this is modesty or a very Columbus-esque personality trait where it seems like everybody has a million projects up in the air, and your attitude is somewhere between, “eh, I guess this was kinda cool, but whatever,” and, “dude, I’ve got so much crap going on that I don’t even have time to keep up with it all!”

Other Cbus mentions of note: Valley Dale Ballroom, Capital City Rockets, Chelsie’s, and a bunch of other stuff that is no longer around.

Episode 52: Dolphin Lounge

Breaking with precedent to some extent here, this time around Len focuses on a bar itself, in this case Gahanna’s Dolphin Lounge. Owner Lori Dolphin (not her actual last name) says she wanted to celebrate 52 years of live music by being episode 52. Which is only fair enough, considering that they have the longest running continual blues jam in the United States.

I have been in here a few times, and have mixed emotions about the place. But eh, maybe we’ll save that for a later date, whenever I get around to the inevitable dedicated Dolphin Lounge page (this is my latest strategy for deferring negative comments: I’ll tackle that in a later post! Sure, that’s it!). This is only fair, considering my experiences here date from the late 90s anyway. It’s still an enjoyable episode, like this little tidbit about Eric Clapton once dropping by unannounced to play here, back when he married that young lady across town. Or how Lori’s mom saved every single demo tape/CD anyone ever gave her, clear back to the club’s opening.

Other notable Cbus mentions: Columbus Monthly, Ric Boals

Episode 109: AJ Angelo

Yes! At long last! The legend has surfaced with an especially epic episode. With him, as an added bonus, he has Gabrielle Johnston, who is heavily involved with AJ on the Gatsby’s scene. It makes sense to start here, as they pretty much do, considering that Angelo has been playing most Friday nights at that bar stemming clear back to September 1990.

But okay, Damico does in time turn this ship around and sail back to grab AJ’s origins, which is something I’ve been wondering about for years. AJ moved to Columbus at around the age of 5, and has lived here for the most part ever since. He and his family soon settled in to attending a Holy Spirit church in Whitehall, which is where his dad talked him into joining a folk group, to perform there – the deal was, his dad would sing for the group, if AJ would be willing to pick up guitar. And so he did, in what would have been, he estimates, somewhere around the 8th grade.

After graduating high school, Angelo did briefly move down to Athens, to attend OU. Though at this point he says he basically only knew two songs, Jimmy Buffett’s Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw and Hank Williams, Jr.’s O.D.’d in Denver, he began busting these out at this open stage mic night. A bar owner then offered him fifty bucks if he would come back a different night and play a full set, which found Angelo furiously scrambling to learn a bunch more tunes in short order.

Seeing dollar signs with this whole concept, and that his road ahead might already be paved with these cover tunes, AJ decided to drop out after about three months, and return to a much more lucrative Columbus market instead. He immediately found work playing at one of the Ground Round restaurant locations around town, a once burgeoning franchise that is just about defunct these days.

Following a somewhat brief foray out to Colorado Springs, where he had a chance to pursue some leads in a similar vein, Angelo returned to Columbus – this would have evidently been the early or mid 80s – and hasn’t left the scene since. Soon enough, he put together a cover band with his cousin Tommy (drums) and this guy named Gar (bass), with AJ of course singing and picking guitar. They had a regular gig over in Reynoldsburg for awhile, and recounting these days leads to Angelo’s best one-liner of this episode, as he recalls this was “back when drinkin & drivin was a sport – they encouraged it.” Which is maybe the best summation of that era I’ve ever heard.

These guys were called The Mad Hatters, which is a name that stemmed from his Ground Round days. Apparently, in a move highly reminiscent of “wearing more flair” from the Office Space move, Angelo was encouraged to keep switching out hats when performing there, throughout his sets. And stuck with this gimmick with that group as well. Over time, they would try out at least one guy on lead guitar, but he didn’t really pan out, and this trio soldiered on without one.

When the group eventually fizzled out, fellow local musician John Schwab introduced AJ to Greg Chapin, then owner of Gatsby’s. Chapin was looking to start an open mic night, and immediately tabbed Angelo as his man. And though the bar has changed ownership at least once since then, AJ has kept this gig going for nearly 35 years. In fact, there was a ten year stretch in the middle where he scaled down his musical committments, and was playing only at Gatsby’s on Friday nights. His brother Carmen joined him on percussion for awhile, at some point in the late 90s. Alongside Danny Lang, some of the other names who graced the stage from the start include Brad Moore and Doc Livingston. Gabrielle here meanwhile says she came along in the “second class” and has been involved with that scene ever since.

In more recent times, AJ has been involved with the Buckeye Cruise For Cancer. In fact, live here in Len’s studio, he busts out an acoustic and plays one tune he came up with for this cause, which is Buffett’s Changes In Latitudes updated with Buckeye Cruise lyrics. Which is available for download on his website, with all proceeds going to the cause. He’s also been at Giammarco’s in Westerville nearly every Tuesday since 2014, and holds the AJ’s Music Marathon once a year – for 2025’s edition, McGuffey Lane is performing, at the massive Fortress sports complex in Obetz.

The last bit of this interview does shift gears into relative silliness, leading me to suspect some adult beverages might be in play. All in all, though, it’s a tremendous episode, I would even recommend as a starting point for those who might be unfamiliar with this podcast.

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Comfest 2001

2001 Comfest day one beginning

This year’s edition of the Community Festival runs from June 22 to 24th. This being a Friday, festivities don’t really get swinging until noon, when Log take the Gazebo Stage at the same time Sugar Pill grace the Main one. And fortunately for us, some video footage of the latter set exists:

These guys are awesome. They have a loose, energetic vibe that is perfect for kicking off a festival such as this. They’ve got mad chops but don’t beat you over the head with them, and play a nice variety of styles. As an added bonus, they even debut a new song, although I can’t quite catch the title. Also Standing Next To God. During their last tune, he introduces the musicians. Once again it’s difficult to make out what he’s saying – Michael Stubbs on bass, I think, and beyond that I couldn’t tell you. The occasional artsier touches of this video are kind of cool, I guess.

Friday, June 22

Time Performer Stage
12:00 Log Gazebo
Sugar Pill Main
12:15 Derek DiCenzo & Friends Jazz
12:50 Poophouse Reilly Main
1:00 Dr. X Gazebo
1:30 Intermittent Animals Jazz
1:40 Kingrods Main
2:00 Zen Blues Band Gazebo
2:30 Freak the Fun-a-potamus Jazz
Bloody Matt Dillons Main
3:00 Controversy Gazebo
3:20 The Emerald Down Main
3:30 Solar System Navigators Jazz
4:00 Arnett Howard Gazebo
4:10 Pfifer Main
4:30 Lisa Clark Jazz
4:45 Leeann McGuire Arts
5:00 The Ark Band Gazebo
Pretty Mighty Mighty Main
5:15 Anna Sheer Arts
5:30 Rodney McCoy and Deep Pockets Jazz
6:00 Bob Scott Arts
Scott Gorsuch Gazebo
As Is Main
The Velveteens Poplar
6:30 Tim O’Connor Arts
7:00 Fletch Gazebo
Circus of Cool Jazz
A Planet For Texas Main
Tim Easton Poplar
7:15 Columbus Sacred Harp Singers Arts
8:00 Travelin’ Tom & Dr. Paul Arts
Spectre Gazebo
The Shantee Main
Hensley Sturgis Poplar
8:15 Sean Carney with Ms. Kitty’s Hot Box & special guest Jazz
8:45 Joe Bob Billy Arts
9:00 New Basics Brass Band Gazebo
Rancid Yak Butter Tea Party Main
The Sovines Poplar
9:30 Paul Brown’s Science Gravy Orchestra Jazz
9:45 Turkeys In The Straw Arts
10:00 Flex Crew Gazebo
Howlin’ Maggie Main
Ray Fuller and the Bluesrockers Poplar
11:10 Tony Monaco Jazz

The Kingrods are Kevin Spain’s new band. He quit Silo The Huskie last year to form this new group, with JD Dallas (formerly of Dog Rocket). They play a mix of their own material alongside some great old school hard rock covers.

Many, many of these acts are fantastic, though it’s always even more compelling to see some of the pairings, when two performers are playing at the same time – like The Ark Band and Pretty Mighty Mighty, across the park from one another during the 5:00 slot. Not much audio or video has surfaced from this year, although then again I’m somewhat surprised we have as much as we do.

Clintonville Community Market has a stall set up in the vendor area, of course, and there’s some guy selling “lucky bamboo” plants. People selling tie-dyed shirts, too, of course, although there’s not much need to mention this. And jewelry peddlers, framed works of art, and trinkets, etc.

I’ve never seen Rancid Yak Butter Tea Party before now, but this is a ferocious set. Things get off to a fiery start – and with this solid wall of orange light and smoke, you might be forgiven for thinking you have accidentally wandered into hell. Or at least a raging forest fire. And then the very next song is named something to do with fog and fire. I detect a theme of sorts emerging here. It’s always a funny, jarring contrast to hear a vocalist shrieking his head off, but then speaking in the most polite, docile voice imaginable between the tunes. Bonus points for swigging from a gallon jug of Gatorade too. The mellow little breakdown and crooning turn is unexpected but makes for a most appreciated breather. These are some interesting changes all around. I can’t get a good look at the drummer, but this trio up front are about as different in appearance as three young white dudes can be. Not that this matters, of course, although the singer’s woolly looking shorts are a nice touch. And for that matter the caveman skirt the guitarist is wearing as well. Some of this tuneless shrieking I could do without, but overall, I’m digging them early on.

These guys rock, and they can certainly play their instruments. They make for a compelling enough live spectacle (and I can only imagine what an unholy racket they must make in a place like Ruby Tuesday, which they mention playing soon). But there’s ultimately not much here to make these songs stand out from one another. If you ask me do I like these guys, after seeing this, then I would say yes – but nothing much stronger than that. To get someone to admit that the bass player in a band is kind of interesting to watch, well, you’ve really accomplished something there, no joke. It’s difficult to imagine throwing on one of their discs around the house, however.

But there is this almost jazzy breakdown, right before some wrench-handed robots besiege the stage! So that’s something. And I guess that song does stand out from the others to some extent, with its floating keyboard finale and all. And the same applies to the squiggly synth madness, that banjo sound Tyler’s dialing up during the middle section of their closing number. Overall I would give the drummer and bass player an A; guitarist and songwriting and stage presence a B; singer probably a C. As far as the video, it’s very professionally shot. Some of the artsier touches, like the swirling BACKSTAGE PASS legend, are puzzling at first, although somebody mentioned to me that portions of Comfest are broadcast on TV. I’m guessing this was one such segment.

Starting a half hour later over at the Jazz Tent, Paul Brown’s Science Gravy Orchestra positively light up the stage. Awesome stuff. Paul Brown himself is the dude shredding on guitar, and often has his eyes closed while ripping off these amazing runs. The sax player gets lost in the mix most of the time, though. He’s got Foley on bass, which admittedly works better than seeing him as a band leader, and then Tony McClung on drums (who is also no slouch, it must be said). Then some guy in Robin Hood attire, feather in cap and all, gets up to announce the next act.

Saturday, June 23

Time Performer Stage
9:00 Sipra Pimputkar & Yoga Workshop Arts
10:00 Feng Tai Chi Workshop Arts
11:00 Leslie Zak Arts
11:45 Village Dance Studio Arts
12:00 Two Feminist Chix From Hell Jazz
The Big Creak Main
Gil Mantera’s Party Dream Gazebo
Open Mic Poplar
12:15 Sabrina Hughes Arts
12:45 In Situ, Jr. Arts
12:50 Moodswing Jazz
1:00 Fenster Main
Planet 12 Gazebo
1:15 Kids Of Broadway Arts
Vena Cava Poplar
1:45 Derek Mortland Gazebo
2:00 The Review featuring Jon Coleman Jazz
Blatant Finger Main
2:10 Annie Finnerty Gazebo
The Midnighters Poplar
2:15 David Krohn Arts
2:45 Arise Dance Co. Arts
3:00 Columbus Percussion (all ages drum circle) Arts
Grafton Main
Terry Davidson and the Gears Gazebo
Lords of the Highway Poplar
3:10 Tenors Head On Jazz
4:00 Crouching Ro-z, Hidden Darryl Arts
Yumbambe Gazebo
Barry Chern Poplar
4:10 Silo the Huskie Main
4:20 Madrugada Jazz
4:30 Raks Shadan Arts
Bob Sauls Poplar
5:00 The Wahoos Gazebo
5:10 Flipping Hades Poplar
5:15 Columbus Police & Fire (pipe and drums) Arts
5:20 Watershed Main
5:30 Kelly McLennan Jazz
6:00 Columbus Alternative High School Arts
The Mullins Band Gazebo
6:10 X-Rated Cowboys Poplar
6:30 Suade Main
6:40 Ibada Jazz
7:00 “Stereopoe” Arts
The Shakewells Gazebo
7:10 84 Nash Poplar
7:30 Bread & Circus Arts
7:40 Soul Fu Villains Main
7:50 Lennox Avenue Express Jazz
8:00 Burpee’s Seedy Theatrical Co. Arts
Mendelsonics Gazebo
8:10 13 O’Clock Poplar
8:45 Full Frontal Nudity Arts
8:50 Johnson Brothers Main
9:00 Message Jazz
Jack Neat Gazebo
9:10 The Bygones Poplar
9:15 Pants & Cheese Theater Arts
9:30 Michael Kent Arts
10:00 Foley Main
Willie Phoenix Gazebo
10:10 Scrawl Poplar
10:20 Cooper Quartet Jazz
11:30 Flypaper Jazz

The weather is a little nicer early on today than it had been Friday. Mid-day, there’s a five piece at the Jazz Tent playing an extended version of Herbie Hancock’s Cantaloupe Island. The key attractions here are the black dude in dress shirt and slacks, wailing on the trumpet, and this somewhat odd acting white guy with a moustache, rocking the keys. He is great, too, but makes these strange expressions while soloing, almost like talking to an imaginary friend. It’s an interesting sight. The bass player they’ve literally stuck into a corner, which we might expect. The drummer also has mad chops, and while I guess that’s true of the older gent on guitar, something about jazz to me makes guitar a less than ideal instrument most of the time. Although Paul Brown yesterday was a notable excepion, it often just doesn’t seem to really work. They sound top notch, though, overall.

Elsewhere, Crouching Ro-z and Hidden Darryl have half an hour on the Arts stage to talk about tai chi. Paul Brown (he of the Science Gravy Orchestra) and Andy Woodson provide background accompaniment. Meanwhile, as this woman reads from her prepared essay, a couple performers demonstrate some of what she’s talking about. Followed by a couple other speakers on the mic. I don’t know, they seem to be enjoying themselves up there, and their set is oddly engaging, more than I would have expected. Some people even spontaneously (I think) get into the spirit of things out on the lawn.

A 1970s feel persists when some other larger ensemble takes the I Wish You Jazz stage, performing among others the old Skylark jam Wildflowers. They’ve got this smooth vocalist in a Hawaiian shirt, horns, keys, you name it. Killer stuff.

It begins to rain in the early evening, though eventually clearing. Bob Fitrakis is here, in a white Comfest tee shirt, hanging out at one point in the wine tent. Darryl Mendelson is cruising around in a golf cart with some other guy, and holding a dog. There’s an orange sign taped to the front which proclaims him “Mr. Entertainment.” Probably not the first guy to call himself this, although he is one of the Comfest organizers, so that certainly counts for something. As twilight approaches, some bluesy trio at the Jazz Tent is positively tearing it up – though I’m unable to figure out who this is. The guitarist, this older, well dressed white guy, is a total animal on the guitar.

Saturday is by far the longest, beginning early and running late. John Mullins used to be in Ekoostik Hookah but quit back in ’96. They are playing this weekend too, though, of course. I feel we’re a bit over-Hookah’d here and that the festival organizers should have picked one or the other – then again, maybe there just aren’t that many good bands here in town. Maybe they were struggling to fill slots.

I kind of doubt that, however, and anyway I don’t mean this as a knock. This John Mullins stuff is totally fine and I might even prefer hearing him at this point to EH (talk about some great initials! They’re just about writing their own conversation: “hey man, you wanna drift over and catch the Ekoostik Hookah set?”EH? Do I have to?”) My biggest complaint really is that these jammy bands tend to sound the same after a while. Totally fine material for kicking back in the grass on a summer afternoon, though, it must be said. I do really like the keyboard solo in the middle of the 2nd song too, Harmonic Convergence. Actually, the next one, Mississippi Steamboat, is pretty cool also, where Mullins is singing about playing cards with his grandpa. Then the whole band’s really flying along on Heavens To Mergatroid, a much more aggressive pace than you expect from an outfit like this, an effective contrast that works twice as well in this setting. The entire six song set is pretty killer, really, if I’m being honest.

As far as the rest of today’s performers…this Foley obsession by certain people around town is perplexing to me. Then again I’ve only seen him one other time, that I recall, and maybe it was just an off night back then. I feel like his prominence is more due to his having played with some famous people back in the day as opposed to what he’s actually doing now, however. As though some influential locals can’t get over that fact.

Sunday, June 24

Time Performer Stage
9:00 Feng Tai Chi and (same time, same place) Sipra Pimputkar Arts
10:00 The Shireinu Trio Arts
10:45 Hillel International Dancers Arts
11:30 Columbus International Folk Dancers Arts
12:00 Chief Johnny Lonesome Jazz
Todd Stahl’s Jazz To Go Main
Blue Level Gazebo
Open Mic Poplar
12:15 WOW (Womyn of Wisdom) Arts
12:45 Terina & Tasia Arts
1:00 El Ritmo Arts
Sirens Gazebo
1:15 Listen to the Jazz All-Stars Main
Kim Crawford/New London Poplar
1:30 Solo Tango Arts
Backstage Quartet Jazz
2:00 Thoissane West African Dance Arts
Uncle Sam’s Dream Machine Gazebo
Terry Keller Poplar
2:30 Tony West and the Imani Folk Theater Main
Ricki C. Poplar
2:40 Kim Pensyl Jazz
3:00 Selah Arts
Men Of Leisure Gazebo
3:15 Ukelele Man Poplar
3:30 S.P.I.R.I.T. with Tavaris Main
3:45 Bob Weisenberger Lipetz Arts
3:50 Moxie Jazz
4:00 Bob Fox & Edward Lense Arts
Patrick Woods Gazebo
4:15 The Hellbound Truckers Poplar
4:30 McGuffy Lane with John Schwab Main
Kenny Ruffin Gazebo
4:45 Phil Minor Arts
5:00 Mas Bagua Arts
Joe Diamond Jazz
Jason Clayton Gazebo
5:15 The Marbles Poplar
5:30 One Riot One Ranger Main
5:45 Is Said & Advance Party Arts
6:00 American Gypsy Gazebo
6:10 Keith Henson Octet Jazz
6:15 The Media Whores Poplar
6:30 Dan Dougan Arts
Ekoostik Hookah Main
6:45 Umar Bin Hassan Arts
7:00 Afrorican Ensemble Gazebo
7:15 Sean Woosley Band Poplar
7:40 Brian Olsheski Jazz
8:00 Hoo Doo Soul Band Main
Fred Haring and the Franklin County All-Stars Gazebo
8:15 The Randys Poplar
9:00 Grinders Jazz
Jive Turkeys Main
Donna Mogavero Band Gazebo
9:15 Johnny Rebel Poplar

The day starts out innocuously enough, anyway, even if eventually becoming one that I know I will never forget. For tragic reasons, mostly, though at least a few good ones as well.

Alan left a message last night, about us hitting day three together, and so he and I have ridden here in his truck. We even somehow manage to land a prime parking slot right along the street, on the north side of Goodale Park. One of the first noteworthy developments, though we don’t know this at the time, occurs soon after he and I have entered the park. We’re standing just off the paved pathway, which slants diagonally toward the intersection of Buttles and Dennison, facing that direction for some odd reason as we appraise the action. At roughly the same time, our eyes settle upon this figure walking away from us. I haven’t seen this character in over a decade, since he moved away from our school district, but he has a very distinctive shuffling gait and I know immediately who it is, though only glimpsing his profile. And so does Alan.

“That’s Josh ____,” he says.

“Yes it is,” I concur.

But he appears to be leaving the park, possibly, and is already a good distance away from us. Plus plenty of other distractions await at every turn, none more so than this onslaught of eye candy. These hippie chicks glimpsed everywhere, walking to and fro, most wearing tank tops and not many bras restraining them underneath. Therefore we forget about spotting our old friend and continue onward into the festival.

We pay $2 apiece for Comfest 30th anniversary mugs, 32 ouncers, then fill these up with $6 worth of Rolling Rock draft. A bit steep, to say the least, but what the hell. There are little white triangular Rolling Rock flags everywhere, so they must have contributed some advertising dough. Anyway, right around this time, I think soon after we have our beers in hand, Tawnya calls him, says she and Megan are driving down to meet us here.

While awaiting their arrival, we continue wandering around. This could be the best weather of the weekend. Quite a bit of chalk art on the pavement in at least one section. The art cars are of course on full display here, like the one with a bunch of glued on objects and the license plate TOY ART. Among today’s Jazz Tent offerings, the all-female ensemble Moxie is holding court here, and they are on fire! Actually the one kindly grandma looking woman they have on guitar, in a colorful blue and purple shirt or whatever, she sounds way better to me – seems to fit the music more – than that guy in the five piece from yesterday. Both guitarists, really, because they have another on the left, this group counts eight members. A trumpet player, two saxes (the chick with the long brown hair, in white pants and grey sleeveless top, is especially sharp) (she plays her instrument very well, too, ha ha). No but seriously, they all rock. Once again the bassist isn’t given a ton of room, not based on what I’ve seen, but the drummer and black lady on keys are both killer too. And even the girl on bass does get to lay down a cool little funky groove on this one somewhat slower offering. The keyboardist stands up to sing a little later and shows she has some pipes, too.

Meandering around a bit, Alan and I encounter some reggae guy on steel drums singing about “bills to pay.” Then the girls get here and we’re watching some strange but interesting band on the cabana, a 3 piece consisting of violin, bass, and 12 string guitar – the two hilarious hobos dancing in front are apparently not regular members.

 More beers, we visit the shops. Then Alan and Tawnya are in line for gyros at this one stand, while Megan and I are randomly, independently combing through the tents and tables selling all kinds of exotic trinkets. I’m about three vendors down from her and am looking at these African masks. I happen to turn to glance down the midway, and bust Megan out, just standing there staring at me, checking me out from afar. She tries to turn away abruptly, but has already been caught. It’s flattering, to be sure, but I’m hoping she doesn’t get any crazy ideas.

This strange late 70s vibe persistently wafts across the proceedings today, as though this exact same festival were transpiring in 1979 or something and we somehow stepped into it. Although I suppose it helps that a large percentage of the attendees are dressing the part, and the music often fits.

At some point, we wind up over by the main stage, just hanging out watching the bands. I’m not sure how many acts we witness here, but believe it was at least two. More beers are consumed. Then Alan and I happen to notice that Josh is standing within earshot of us, off to the right, and call out his name. We meet somewhere in the middle, as he smiles and approaches, along with some chick. They are here with others, I believe, but it’s just the two of them drifting over to shake our hands. She’s his girlfriend, I think.

He moved away in like 1989 or ’90, something like that, so we’ve got some catching up to do. Then again, although we were close friends at one point (Alan and I were actually at a birthday party at Josh’s house in the 3rd grade, which would have been ’83 or ’84), were not at all by the time he moved away. So he’s friendly, seems somewhat curious what we’ve been up to, but is not overly chummy or anything. Says he a doctor now, then Alan tells him he’s a pilot, compared to which when I shrug and confess I’m just a lowly meat cutter, I guess it does sound hilariously lame by comparsion. Josh smiles and raises his eyebrows, tells me that’s cool, but I feel the condescension dripping off him is palpable, that he always knew I was an idiot and this merely confirms it. The moment is so awkward that Alan interjects a comment explaining that, “well yeah, but you’ve written some books, too!” So I have to talk a bit about that. Then again, the major reason I don’t have a more glamorous job is that…I don’t give a fuck about having a more glamorous job. I have no intention of working some stupid job for the rest of my life.

Well anyway, they kind of drift back over nearer their people again, though we’re still within earshot of one another. This is right around the time that the Hoo Doo Soul Band graces the main stage and begins to play. So we’re all digging them, although this collective buzz somehow begins to circulate through the crowd, about one listener in particular. It’s a very mysterious process, how this transpires. Probably starting as isolated pockets of conversation, then the next group over realizes they’re talking about the same thing you are, and these clusters expand, grow louder. Until we’re all one giant mass, united behind the same cause.

Anyway, the observer in question is this older guy, I would say in his 50s or maybe early 60s, reclining on the ground. With his head propped up, facing the stage, near this tree over to the right of us. We have a clear sight line to him and I would say he’s easily less than a hundred feet away. As this set plays out, we all begin to notice that this man hasn’t moved in quite some time. People begin to wonder if he’s just asleep, followed by discussions about possibly shaking him to check. Then a few brave souls agree to do so, which is when they’re then calling for a doctor. And Josh is the closest, immediately responds to their pleas.

The four of us are riveted to this scene, but don’t move any closer. I can’t even remember if the band stopped playing or not. Off in the near distance, a wailing ambulance begins to trudge its way through this crowded park, but this is understandably a mighty slow process. When you’re picturing this sea of bodies, half of them drunk or high or whatever, blankets everywhere, dogs, lawn chairs, quaint little hippie lunch spreads, you name it, or just plain dumbasses, staring at the emergency vehicle and not exactly swift to respond.

Whatever the case, they eventually make it here, as EMT workers hastily descend and attempt to revive this fellow. This is when Josh returns to our loose congregation, with sad resignation, and tells us this person is dead. He was alive and moving when we got here, he just died right in front of us.

I don’t want to get carried away claiming that this traumatized me for months or anything, but nonetheless, for me (and I’m sure a whole lot of other people), this is the first time I ever witnessed somebody die right before my eyes. I’m admittedly getting a little teary eyed and choked up, while we continue to watch them load this unknown soul into the ambulance. Once they are gone, suddenly nobody feels like being here any longer.

“Well alright,” Josh says, shaking our hands, “now I know what you look like as adults. In case I see you at the mall or something.”

No attempt is made at exchanging contact information, but that’s really just alright. Alan asks me if I can drive us back to his place, since he’s feeling fairly wasted. But then Tawnya immediately shoots him a stern, reproachful glance – I have no idea what this is about, since I’m not the least bit wasted, though maybe she just considers me too shaken up to get behind the wheel. So Alan says he’s fine to drive, actually, on second thought, and makes a joke about being the best drunk driver around. We walk to our pair of vehicles, to finish off the night with a cookout at his place.


If not leaving when we did, there’s a good chance we would have seen or at least heard some of this set by The Grinders below. Or maybe some of these notes were wafting over to our eardrums, I’m not sure. They would have begun playing, albeit down at the jazz stage, right around the time that we were leaving. I don’t know anything about these guys, but they certainly sound proficient on their instruments, and I’m guessing I would have enjoyed seeing them. The jazz organ is always an appreciated touch, and if nothing else, this bass player has mad chops, more of a funky edge to his playing than anyone else I’ve heard on this stage from this weekend. And the sax player is totally blowing the (canvas? vinyl? plastic?) roof off at various junctures. They mention Oldfield’s, so I don’t know if that means they’re playing there later or what. But then rip into a searing, terrifically loose version of Stevie Wonder’s I Wish, with vocals. Here I must say the guitar shredding does work, although then again I also wouldn’t quite classify this as jazz.

I just happened to stumble upon this set, which one of the band members posted on Soundcloud, while trying to find as much out as I could about the 2001 edition of Comfest. It has always kind of bugged me, thinking about this day every now and then, that I never learned the name of the guy who died, or what actually befell him. And all the more frustrated in that I could unearth absolutely nothing about it online today. So if anyone out there knows anything and/or remembers this day, it would be great to hear from you.