Tag: Columbus Ohio

5601 N. High Street – The Light Of Seven Matchsticks. Or is that the dimness of seven martoonis? Actually this subterranean dive seems to specialize in bizarre concoctions of its own creation, which I’m sure you could guess from the name.

5596 N. High Street  – Over The Counter Restaurant. A low-key throwback diner with a bar. The name apparently refers to Nicklaus Pharmacy, which used to call this address home and was owned by the famous golfer’s dad.

5220 N. High Street: The Ohio State School for the Blind. Originally built downtown, it was the first such school in the country, before moving to its current location in the 1950s. Among its famous alumni is jazz performer Rahsaan Roland Kirk.

5090 N. High Street – The Melting Pot. Though I haven’t been to this specific location, they have these all over, and it’s a fun experience maybe once a decade or so. I worked with a waitress who quit our restaurant to work here, but can’t remember who or where that was. It seems like it might have been Sherry S. 

5052 N. High Street

longstanding location for Pro Percussion, now known as Columbus Percussion.

4968 N. High Street

Eldorado’s Food & Spirits.

4910 N. High Street

this was perhaps the most iconic location of Tee Jaye’s Country Place, ever. Currently closed, though nothing has moved in to replace it yet.

3951 N. High Street – Clintonville Woman’s Club. Site of my friend Maria’s wedding reception in March 2014. ‘Twas either a really sweet occasion, or, um, not such a pretty sight, depending upon what you’re talking about. For the stated purpose of toasting these newlyweds: yes, awesome. For those of us roped into pounding coffee flavored tequila by the bride’s maniacal brother Tommy: hmm, maybe not so much.

3923 N. High Street – Park of Roses. I used to hit this in my 1997 bicycling odysseys, to catch the trail that would take me up to Bethel Road. Otherwise all I’ve really ever seen of this place is in passing, when I would come to the Whetstone Library.  

3909 N. High Street – Whetstone Branch of the library. Would hit this every so often when living on or around campus, because it seemed like the most convenient one at the time. Fun fact: site of, to date, the last time I ever locked my keys in my car. This used to happen quite a bit but I’ve gotten a lot better about it (fingers crossed).  

3805 N. High Street – Re/Max has been peddling real estate from here since at least the early 2000s. A litany of other businesses call this nondescript (it kind of resembles a high school from an 80s movie or something) Capital Centre office building home, with mixed results.

3309 N. High Street – was once MPX Gallery. Currently the FUZZ Nail Studio.

3301 N. High Street – Rag-O-Rama. In my head I was thinking of this as a “funky clothing store” but it turns out this is exactly how they are listed in Google Maps, too, the first three words in the description. They’ve been here for who knows how long. Best Clintonville Shopping per Alive in 2000. The gimmick here is that this is a “curated” second hand clothing store, so the offerings should be a little bit better. Jewelry and other related stuff is available as well.

3269 N. High Street – Eclectiques Antique Mall. Before that

Whole World Pizza and Bakery (as of Mar 2000). Whole wheat pizzas, make their own salad dressings (Asian sesame, Garlic Herb). Mostly if not all vegetarian – veggie burgers, soups, etc 

3179 N. High Street – Pace High Carry Out. Yes indeedy! Always a great beer selection, and it’s cool to see they’re still around.

3133 N. High Street – Is REWASH Refillery at present, though formerly the wildly popular Nancy’s Home Cooking. I only ate there once and, though everyone raved about the place, wasn’t really all that impressed. It could be that I just picked a bad day, because they only had two daily entries – so you were at the mercy of whatever they happened to be serving that day.

3127 N. High Street – Spiritus Tattoo at the moment, though formerly North Oak Gallery.

3095 N. High Street – longtime home of a McDonald’s. They create quite a stir in the summer of 2000 by painting the entire exterior white, with just a little bit of red and yellow trim. It’s more of a tasteful grey these days.

3009 N. High Street – Pattycake Bakery. Classic sweet tooth offerings with occasional tie-ins to local events.

2977 N. High Street – Condado Tacos now. Was Talita’s (as of July 2000). A Tex-Mex type establishment, none too expensive but well regarded nonetheless.  

2973 N. High Street – Blunch, a light, fluffy, a.m. and early afternoon eatery. According to their ads, they feature “creative morning cocktails,” too.

2971 N. High Street – Lineage Brewing. Though one recent ad mentioned that they were filling crowlers, I assume they meant growlers – and if not then I seriously need to check this place out, just to see what this is. Of course, it’s equally likely that their marketing guru is sampling too much product.

2931 N. High Street – Clintonville location for Aladdin’s, a popular Lebanese eatery. Fresh fruit shakes an unexpected surprise. I once applied to work for these guys (different location) but they apparently weren’t impressed by my resume.

2887 N. High Street – The Magical Druid, a “metaphysical supply store.” Was once a Bike Source location, one of four around town. As of April 2000, this was listed as their newest location.

2885 N. High Street – former location for Mozart’s up to at least October 2001. Now it is Harvest Bar + Kitchen Clintonville.

2711 N. High Street – I was sad to see this is just a barren plot of land now. In a previous life it was Patrick J’s, into the early 2000s at least. I came here a handful of times. It seems like someone once drove a car through the wall, but I’d have to research when this was. And could this be related to why the building was demolished? Rated Best Neighborhood Bar of Clintonville by Alive in 2000. Patio dining. They’re also raving in ads circa 2000 about having 5 TVs.  

4258 N. High Street – The Laughing Ogre comic book shop has been here for an eternity. The Soldiery Games & Cards also occupies part of the first floor, too, so there apparently must be an upstairs part in use as well.

3522 N. High Street – GIVE Yoga. Pearls Of Wisdom was here, however, circa January 2000.

3520 N. High Street – formerly an “eclectic art gallery,” called Civilization. Is now GIVE Yoga too along with Columbus Pelvic Floor Physical Therapy.

3296 N. High Street – now: Cornerstone Deli & Cafe

previously: (as of July 2000, anyway) Mill Street Bagels & Deli. Rated a “Best of Clinvintonville” pick by Columbus Alive in 2000, for their coffee. The atmosphere surely plays a part, as local artwork covers the walls. 

3192 N. High Street – there’s nothing here now, but many years ago (May 2000 for example) United Smokes Of America dispensed the cigs at this address. They bill themselves as “Your Neighborhood Tobacco Store” and have four locations, but only one in Columbus.

3028 N. High Street – Brew-Stirs, a dive bar about as tacky as its name might imply. I’ve only found occasion to stop in here once. Miles and I got on a weird kick one night and decided to bicycle around the city visiting people, popping into bars for a beer if thirsty. He had been here before on many occasions, but I had not. Oddly enough, ran into a guy I’d heard of but never met, someone my parents went to school with in Ontario. He was playing in some band around Columbus at the time – but not here. Here, he was glued to a barstool.

2800 N. High Street – It’s funny how certain buildings seem to have a track record of housing specific categories of restaurants, when you would think a wide variety might be able to use the space. This address has displayed a fondness for Chinese over the years. Back in the day, China Buffet featured a pretty decent lunch special, although the problem with these places is they tend to be a little generic (naming it China Buffet doesn’t exactly help) and you struggle to recall details, or really develop much of an attachment. Nowadays Lucky Dragon plies their wares here, and this is a little bit more upscale, featuring a tiki bar as well.

2657 N. High Street

Hounddog’s Three Degree Pizza. My first ever experience with this establishment would have been New Year’s Day, 1998 (or actually the wee hours of January 2, if you want to be precise). It had only recently lit up our radar for the first time, as a late night option. This initial foray involves a trip there as, following a night out at the club, they’ve stopped delivering at the hour we’re calling.

Damon and I head up there in my car, leaving behind a small arsenal of females at our house. His girlfriend, Shannon, and this chick she’s trying to hook me up with, Jamie, whom I’ve met tonight for the first time, are watching VCR tapes in our third floor living room back at 1990 1/2 Summit Street. Meanwhile, Melissa and Jenny are passed out already in Alan’s bed – no Alan, just to set the record straight, only the girls, for we haven’t seen our third roommate this particular evening.

Our early reviews could be summarized as less than impressed. After standing at the counter for an eternity while three cooks dick around in plain sight, sort of making pizzas and sort of goofing off, we finally catch someone’s attention. This really intense dude with long black hair, who resembles a Renegade-era Lorenzo Lamas, saunters up to take our order, although for some reason he is highly suspicious of our every move the entirety of this visit. Amusingly enough, I will piece together much later, with what I would ballpark at 99.9% certainty, that this was Matt Miner from Teeth Of The Hydra fame. He and I will wind up working at the same Wild Oats for a number of years, during which time he mentions having formerly manned the counter at Hounddog’s. A great guy and knowledgeable music fanatic, as it turns out, but yes – definitely intense.

Anyway, none of this is initially apparent. All we know is that he’s eyeballing us unrelentingly, all slow nods and surreptitious glances, like a cop interviewing suspects down at the station house. Eventually, having jotted down our order – nothing fancier than a single large pizza – he hands the slip off to those other two cooks.

Damon and I meander around while we wait, checking out the other half of this establishment. Over here it’s mostly a restaurant style operation with booths, dim lighting, some strange yet colorful and expansive artwork painted on the walls. A juke box and a couple of pool tables in back, kids our age milling around in that vicinity. Suspicious counter help aside, I have a feeling, if the food is any good, that this is going to turn into a serious after-hours habit for us.

After a short spell, the pizza is ready, and our spirited tour guide here brings it out. The counter from that kitchen side extends over here into the restaurant portion, terminating in a cash register equipped station. We’ve already forked over the necessary cash to some sort of managerial figure floating around back there and anticipate a hasty exit.

“You guys pay for that already?” our friend asks, sliding the hot cardboard box onto this white counter top. I reply in the affirmative but he studies me for a second or two, then stomps back to ask his boss anyway before allowing us to leave with it.

All is forgotten, of course, by the 3am hour when we finally return home with the pizza, large enough to feed the four of us – and delicious enough that, as intuited, this place soon turns into our late-night savior. Especially once we memorize the particulars of their delivery curfew.

2619 N. High Street – Ace Of Cups. Trendy live music venue I hate to admit I’ve yet to visit. Therefore subsisting for now on vicarious tales from friends, and their photos, plus a couple I managed to snap of the exterior.

A different bar with the somewhat stupid name of Counterfit Heist was here, as of least March 2000.

2573 N. High Street – there’s nothing here now, but it was a bar called Garcia’s through at least October 2001.

2563 N. High Street: Jack & Benny’s sits behind a wedge of window at the corner of Hudson and High. Circa 1997, the other three corners were overrun with a fast food taco restaurant, a drive through hamburger stand, a gas station, one existing video rental megastore and another across the street from it under construction, all national chains, and it was easy to surmise that this unobtrusive mom and pop café might be hanging on for dear life. Yet here they still are. And oddly enough, Jack & Benny’s began life way down at the corner of Broad and High, way back in 1954. Apparently an employee bought the rights to the name at some point and moved it up here – exactly the kind of weird development I find fascinating in the arc of a big city’s timeline, and a major reason this blog exists. Serving breakfast and only breakfast all day long, in a dining room no larger than one of their pancakes, rumor links them to a spotty oeuvre but I can’t find anything to complain about.

Of course, I would say this. Not as though I’m challenging myself any, picking a safe, American diner from the luxury of options lining this avenue. Accept this perfectly traditional ham and cheese omelet, glass of orange juice rather than rolling the dice on some Middle Eastern fare from Taj Mahal, induced though the eye is at every pass, by car or hoof, to its ridiculously extravagant patio.

A waist high white brick wall surrounds this lavish terrace, as black iron spears join hands above, six inches apart, for the railing. Made from this same metal, chairs and tables, wrought in lace like patterns, are held captive on the other side. All quite the calling card, if offering no idea what to expect within. Glances full of mumbling, abject horror exchange between help as their ignorant guest grapples with the exotic menu, I imagine, and anyway, I’m the kind of guy who prefers a plate glass window front to gauge in advance what lies ahead. Between the patio and the ivory fortress proper, a dozen odd steps rise to meet a broad front porch teeming with potted vegetation, and this distance exceeds my valor’s limited grasp.

2465 N. High Street – Call it the district of meaningful stare-downs. Highly reminiscent of our first ever visit to Hounddog’s Pizza a couple of months earlier, itself also a 24 hour operation, Damon and I are hanging out bored late one night and decide to give North Campus Video a shot. After scouring their diverse selection, which features a high percentage of weird, offbeat selections, we somehow settle upon renting Brewster’s Millions. This is where we encounter the guy working the counter who, in keeping with the Hounddog’s experience, is giving us the kind of intense glares usually reserved for homicide detectives interviewing their favorite suspects.

As far as his appearance, this individual is shaved bald, with tons of piercings and tattoos, seems to be possibly early middle age yet is pulling off this hardcore look with admirable aplomb anyway. Or at least this is what I might be thinking, if he weren’t grilling us to death over the issuance of a freaking video card. Everything the man says, he follows it up with a meaningful glare, no matter how trivial the point. Even though last I checked we’re totally normal and borderline dorky 23 year old kids with no criminal record to speak of, holding down paying jobs and even managing – gasp – to rent an apartment without issue for over a year now here in this big scary city. Obtaining a permit to rent VCR tapes is a major step, sure, but I have a feeling we’ll emerge from this unscathed.

“Our policies are different than other video stores…”  

Meaningful glare. 

“You pay when you return the movie…”  

Meaningful glare. 

“And your card can be used by anyone who brings it in….”  

Another meaningful glare. 

“So don’t lose it…”  

2439 N. High Street – Though I believe this is closed at present, Blue Danube once was and possibly will be again the proud owner of this address. I would characterize it as what happens when hippies attempt to open a 1950s type diner, albeit one with an enormous well-stocked wooden bar, running the length of the restaurant. Or something to that effect. Opened clear back in 1940, the fare at this restaurant is supposed to be Hungarian at its core, or at least was before mutating to a drastic, radioactive degree. This might explain the vaguely European looking giant mural of a bridge over some river which once lined the building’s exterior, on the side bordering West Blake. Blue lights line the exterior, meanwhile, idly luring the passing driver in a subliminal tie-in with the establishment’s name. There’s a bunch of weird stuff on the menu, not all of which can be explained away as Hungarian, but also plain offerings like burgers, fries, and bowls of spaghetti for the less adventurous, like me. We used to park behind North Campus Video, although I can’t remember if this was legit or you just kind of hoped you wouldn’t get towed. 

The Dube Dip was a popular sandwich. Best Restaurant on Campus per Alive in 2000. Also best cheap eats in the entire town, Alive, 2000. They were open until 2am, which was surely part of the attraction.  

Bonus fun fact: A few of us came here for dinner the night of my 30th birthday party, before festivities kicked off in earnest.

2417 N. High Street – Dick’s Den. Known primarily as a live jazz sanctuary, other genres will grace the stage here on occasion. Places like this make me wish I could drink as much as I used to – preferably with a pack of comrades who were of a like mind – and had all the time in the world for pub crawling. They did have a pool table near the back, not sure if it’s still there. Annual 5 mile marathon starts with shots here, the winner gets a pitcher of beer. Named best place for live jazz, Alive, 2000.

2333 N. High Street – Trillium Kitchen & Patio. Trendy though slight food piles artfully arranged on, like, a slate slab or something.

2247 N. High Street – nothing is here now, or if it is, it’s purely residential. Taj Mahal once operated at this spot, though, co-winner of Best Indian Restaurant (with Indian Oven) in Alive July 2000. 

2195 N. High Street – Was once Lee’s Market, up through at least November of ’99. This was a Chinese grocery store known for having a decent sake selection. Then became The Little Bar, which lasted over two decades, though is either on its way out or has in fact been closed by now.

2169 N. High Street – site of the longest running pun of a business name on campus, The Library. Students have been coming here for decades to huddle over a table, perhaps, but those aren’t books they’re soaking up – more like endless mugs of suds.

I remember when The Library first appeared in earnest on my radar. With Woody’s going through one of their intermittent stretches where they’re acting weird about carding everyone, I am scratching my head as to where I might actually take Cary for a drink. Now that Campus Partners has begun swooping in and closing down the former litany of indifferent dives on the university’s south end, it’s becoming noticeably much more difficult to pull off what used to be mindless. One night, working with Bruce, who seems like precisely the kind of inveterate backpacking cretin that would know every inch of this university, I ask him about a good place for bringing underage girls.

“The Library,” he says without hesitation.

His quick response mostly confirms my hunch, and the results certify it. With its big orange sign hanging over High Street, I’ve passed The Library who knows how many times without ever setting foot inside. If walking past I would risk a quick look at their foggy front windows, and that’s about it. There’s just something about stepping through a strange place’s barroom doors for the first time, particularly alone, which is a huge hurdle to overcome, even though it winds up being nothing and evaporates a split second after you’re inside.

And so it goes with The Library, too, every bit of this process. With its interior so dingy there are surely lifers who don’t even bother leaving at night, and nobody notices, they clearly don’t give a fuck who’s ordering what so long as you do it on the down low. You just allow one of the battle scarred wooden booths or wooden benches to swallow you whole, or even drift outside to their tight, crusty, asphalted back patio, and though you will probably encounter a blast of serious middle aged toothless cigarette breath at some point, this is a worthwhile tradeoff.

2608 N. High Street – Ledo’s Lounge. At one point, in 2006, city council voted to strip their liquor license. It seems north campus was becoming a wee bit too rowdy after they removed all the bars from central campus and south campus. But no, somehow this place has persevered. Back when Hoo Doo Soul Band used to hold court at Oldfield’s every Sunday night, some of us would dip over here for variety while the group was on break. Otherwise I wouldn’t really make a point of it.

2598 N. High Street – Bossy Grrl’s Pin Up Joint has been here since at least 2014.

2590 N. High Street – Currently belongs to The Spacebar. Oldfield’s used to be here, though, and for about a solid year, a bunch of us came here most Sunday nights to watch Hoo Doo Soul Band play. This place was packed on those occasions, although I can’t recall visiting many other times.

2586 N. High Street – Dirty Dungarees. Though we used to frequent a much less cooler location on Morse Road, the concept remains the same at all of them: bar meets laundromat, to tremendous effect. This particular spot on High is a hipster’s dream, featuring live music, even.

2550 N. High Street – Only the north campus Goodwill store, because of course. It’s basically required you have one of these in the collegiate mix.

2446 N. High Street  – On foot from the house I find Gold Mine Records, much further north on High Street near Blake, tucked away in a white building resembling at first glance a dentist’s office. Helped little by its complete lack of proprietary signage, unless the tiny logo dangling from the front door’s window counts. Though specializing in classic albums from the 60s and 70s, cramped aisles and a pitiful selection, as well as some hard to place pathetic aura, almost certainly spell disaster. Used Kids shares the same space and merchandising issues, but our shopping impulses are often indefinable, what works, what doesn’t, and why; the air here is stale, oppressive somehow, and I doubt the small, bearded sage behind the counter – who gives the impression he must own this place, is possibly its sole employee – has any idea how large the likelihood is his little operation here is doomed. Feeling as if his survival depends upon the remaining shards of my tip money, I hereby justify purchasing a used Pink Floyd LP, and some assorted posters. According to my records this place opened its doors in 1994 and lasted maybe a decade.

2404 N. High Street – once belonged to treasured campus live music institution Stache’s, which closed in May of ’97. Now apparently this is the address for Gumby’s, so they must have moved next door at some point – I wouldn’t know, as we never actually dined inside the place (see above).

2402 N. High Street – formerly housed Gumby’s Pizza. This used to be our go-to for late night pizza deliveries, as they would drive to your house I think as late as 4am. During normal hours, Ohio State Pizza was typically the preferred choice, but these guys definitely owned the late nights. At least until one of our friends told us to avoid the place – something to do with “roaches the size of pepperonis.” Right around the same time, we discovered Hounddog’s, anyway, who would also bring their pizza wagon to your crib at insane hours. So it’s likely that Gumby’s was on the way out regardless. Amusingly enough, an operation now known as Pizza Fresca occupies this location…which I believe translates as “fresh pizza.”

2346 N. High Street – Was the Indian Oven, now the Indian Kitchen. I’m not sure if this is a rebranded establishment or something altogether new. Some exterior visuals remain in place, though, such as its striped canopy, and the narrow stairwell jutting from a second floor corner like the line on a capital Q. During the Oven years they did offer an impressive, bargain priced lunch buffet. Indian Oven was named co-winner of Best Indian Restaurant by Alive in 2000 (alongside the nearby Taj Mahal). One aspect which set Indian Oven apart, however, was an all you can eat lunch.

Trepidation extending beyond unfamiliar eateries, however, to even a casual browse, for I can’t draw the nerve to enter, along this random stroll, Neo Tokyo, for instance, proudly billing itself as the Midwest’s first anime specialty store. Or an adorable organic grocery shop, squashed letter opener thin, in a block long potpourri of merchants beneath one uniform redbrick shroud. Regarding these in the same light as certain follicle trimming establishments, as though unworthiness is immediately apparent at the door, is met with curt inquiries and raised eyebrows, a qualifying exam.

2194 N. High Street – Home to the current campus Waterbeds ‘N’ Stuff (original was found further south).

1355 N. High Street – Supreme Cutz is the current barber shop on these premises. Doo Wac was a similar operation here, opening somewhere around 1985-ish, and would make somewhat bizarre assurances that they would not slit your throat with the straight razor. I’m not sure if this is some sort of regional joke that I missed, or they were going for some mock gangster vibe, or what. Doo Wac lasted until at least February 2000, possibly longer.

1253 N. High Street – The Hashtag Comedy Co. at present. Used to be Columbus Polarity Center/Polarity Therapy Institute, through at least October 2001. They offered free polarity bodywork treatments every fourth Monday, at 6:30 and 7:30pm. Also Kundalina Yoga on Tuesdays, from 7-8:30pm.

1227 N. High Street – Currently this is Condado (as well as 2977 N. High). A build your own taco empire with at least 4 locations in town. This used to be High 5, a live music hotspot (late 90s-late 2008), and I’m sorry that it no longer is. In November of 2008, a few other bar magnates around town bought it, and the place was formally rebranded as Circus in early 2009. This too eventually went out of business, I believe in 2014.

In these maps to follow, I am going to point out the differences at various addresses, between the year 2000 and the year 2024. Click on the red dots for more info:

1172 N. High Street – not currently in use. Former site of Culture 7 Records, however, and who knows what else.

1088 N. High Street – Byzantium as of Oct ‘01. Jewelry, incense, ethnic art, textiles, gifts, and millions of BEADS! According to their ad. “You’ll have a devil of a good time,” it also declares, shows a picture of some creature with long braided hair and devil wings reading a book. a shop specializing in sterling silver jewelry, ethnic art, candles and incense. Through at least January of ’02. They were open noon-7pm except closing at 6 on Sundays, open until 10 on Gallery Hop nights. Sold jewelry, incense, candle, art, music instruments, unique boxes (?), spiritual items, rugs, beads, beads and more beads. “Not Your Run of the Mall Store!” ads say. 

More recently this was a House of Cigar and must have done fairly brisk business at one point, considering they were open until midnight even on a Monday. It is closed now, however, and the building unoccupied.

1081 N. High Street – another address in the same building that currently houses Privé Lounge, Santos Restaurant & Bar, Luxe 23, and Terrace Bar (all 1079). Yoga On High was at 1081 through at least fall of ’01. They offered classes in both Ashtanga and Hatha yoga, among other disciplines. Nothing uses this at the moment, though.

1055 N. High Street – The Ibel Simeonov gallery was here, then some operation called Enterprise Works, also Rebecca Ibel Gallery at some point. And now I think nothing. Among the exhibits during its Ibel days would be Melissa Meyer’s Abstract Women in 1996, and Carl Palazzolo’s 14 Actors: A Personal History of Italian Film a couple of years later.

1037 N. High Street – was American Business Equipment 

1015 N. High Street – CheckSmart as of May 2000. You know, these check cashing places got a bad rap, and I for one will not withstand such flagrant besmirching of their reputations. These places got many of us through some really ignorant times, in a pinch. I don’t know if I visited this one in particular, but believe I may have. Currently this address seems to be unoccupied.

879 N. High Street – formerly something called Bargain House. This address is not currently in use.

1042 N. High Street – former address of Mahan Gallery. Currently Short North Tattoo conducts business at these coordinates.

1040 N. High Street – empty at the moment. Once home to Dr. Danga Grimaldi Circus (performance art), in unit #9.

1038 N. High Street – Oddfellows Liquor Bar

1026 N. High Street – Pies & Pints. Along with an Easton location, they also have a 3rd outpost much further north on High, up Worthington way.

1024 N. High Street – Fireproof Records Center, who’ve been in business since 1906, have done the whole data protection thing at this location for who knows how long – at least two decades, probably longer (they seem to have locked up their own history in that ironclad vault, as I can’t find anything more on them). I have to admit it’s a bit surprising to find them humming along quite nicely still in this pricey neighborhood; then again, paradoxically enough, one of the best ways for a business to survive in a trendy district is to not offer what said trendy district is known for. Restaurants, art galleries, and clothing shops turn over at a record clip here in the Short North, but data protection is apparently slump proof.

972 N. High Street – currently unoccupied, though once housing Studio 972. An art gallery, why but of course.

970 N. High Street – Oats & Barley Market. Charming neighborhood grocery operation with local goods, organic groceries, hipster beer. Coffee, an ice cream counter, wine tastings and free wifi round out the ensemble.

952 N. High Street – These are now just a collection of condos, apparently, though something called Ohio Art League once gave this address as their HQ.

906 N. High Street – Ram, a little ol’ rooftop spot in the Short North.

850 N. High Street – office space for rent! An Edward Jones financial advisor business gave it a shot here, as did Short North Natural Foods.

775 N. High Street – Axis Nightclub, a gay bar. In this events calendar for 2018 they advertise an “all-star cast” for Pride Weekend, so it must be a pretty big deal. Opened May of ‘99 with a Wizard of Oz themed party. Until then Short North had not boasted a dance club for many a year. Well, it seems they were originally a gay bar (which I think most people always thought they were anyway) but were slowly overrun with mobs of straight people, and became just a regular if popular dance club. Voted best dance club in town, Alive, 2000

765 N. High Street – Formerly Da Lavee, now Eugene’s Canteen. This is a trendy pool hall featuring some sort of pop up kitchen concept.

749 N. High Street – was once Mac Worthington’s Sculpture & Design Studio. His specialty was “fine arts in metals.” One ad I have seen features a picture Mac and his son Brando, along with a couple of unattributed quotes. The first says, “the dynamism of the sculptures is irrepressible. Worthington’s sculptures activate space with brio. A major art force in the midwest,” while the second simply summarizes his work as “compelling. Unexpected.”

This actually isn’t a bad strategy if you were just quoting your friends or something – let people think the New York Times was perhaps gushing about your work instead.

Is presently an Insomnia Cookies outpost. Amazing stuff, though this is a national chain.

747 N. High Street – Coney Island used to be here, through at least February of ’02. About what you’d expect with a name like this, albeit with one unexpected twist: they are open for breakfast as well. I can say with complete sincerity that I’ve never craved a coney dog for breakfast, but hey, who am I to judge. 

745 N. High Street – One Line Coffee, which opened in 2012 (and are also found at 41 S. High, in the Huntington Center building). Garnishing some rave reviews online, they use what is billed as “one of the rarest machines in the world” on their website, and feature dessert goodies from various top local businesses.

Prior to this, it was the Wallich Gallery, and I don’t know what else. Despite their somewhat misleading name, particularly for this region, Wallich was a framing business. They would frame things for you. While that might sound like a Portlandia sketch, no, this was a real live Cbus company, and one that was apparently able to afford Short North rent for a while. They offer custom framing, residential & commercial art prints, posters, vintage ads. At the time Corkwell, a caricature artist, operates out of here.

743 N. High Street – Emi Pet Salon & Boutique. Located in the really sweet and modern looking stretch of brick which includes One Line Coffee (see below) and others, with apartments above, even.

Was formerly Leaves Of Grass, a floral design studio which specialized in weddings. They were here through at least January of 2001. Rated best florist in town by Alive, 1999 and 2000, as they compare it more to a terrarium than your standard flower shop.  ‘Twas a floral design studio run by Steven Sturdivant, specializing in wedding and event florals

741 N. High Street – Press Grill. They’ve been voted one of the best places in town for eating at the bar, and I would have to agree with that sentiment. Erin is still raving about this plate of cottage fries we had here, ages ago. Vintage crooner era lounge with sizeable martini menu. Not a huge food one, but what’s here is great.

731 N. High Street – Coffee Table (circa July 2000). Alive rates them the best place in town for a first date, in 2000. Mentions that they have entrances in front and back, as well as an outdoor patio (a joke that this gives you amble opportunity to ditch someone), but also the expected coffee & tea options, as well as a terrific dessert selection. Among the decorations are a gold lame couch. Were also non-smoking years before this became an ordinance. They also serve soups, scones, croissants, etc.  

721 N. High Street – Specializing in pizza and brunch, Forno Kitchen & Bar has garnered a positive Zagat review and strong consumer ones, all at reasonable prices. Not to rip on a former tenant (about whom I know nothing, I should add), but I’m guessing Baskets By Bonnie failed to elicit quite the same level of hype. It’s amazing how much mental imagery can be conjured up by the mere names of these long gone businesses, though, and make you kind of wish you’d taken a week off work or something to do nothing but stroll around checking out every single one of them.

Baskets By Bonnie offered baby gifts, Ohio products, bath accessories, gift books, stationery, kosher and gourmet foods, domestic and imported wines. “Let us send your message,” one ad says.

719 N. High Street – Another location which bolsters the theory that certain buildings seem to attract certain categories of business for no apparent reason. Prudential Realtors were here before, then Columbus Metro Realtors, but I don’t think it was any kind of name change or takeover situation. Now comprises part of the space Forno Kitchen has claimed.

717 N. High Street – once belonged to Vieyra Gallery, an art gallery that also specialized in mid-century furniture. Not in use at present, as I think Forno Kitchen now covers the entire front end of this building, from 717-721.

693 N. High Street – Mac’s Café (as of July 2000). Scottish food meets pub grub. Also lots o’ beer imports. 

691 N. High Street – Pinot’s Palette Short North, a painting studio, is here now in Suite 101. EXCEL Management Systems, Inc. also calls this home, suite unspecified.

Many years ago (2001 for example) Basso Bar called this address home.

689 N. High Street – Alexanders Jewelers at present. Was once this semi-bizarre gift shop called Great Things On High, who had some sort of gargoyle and angel theme. “See our fantastic display of angels! And gargoyles! And greeting cards! And thousands of other gift ideas!” says one ad. Has a little winged dragon looking creature logo. They were here through at least March of 2001, possibly longer.

685 N. High Street – ROOH, which bills itself as a “progressive Indian restaurant” is slated to open here in Summer 2019, though as of this writing it has yet to do so. Prior to this, it was Westies Tavern, and even earlier a rare Waterbeds N’ Stuff location which didn’t quite make it.

I’m not sure exactly when the Waterbeds N’ Stuff vacated these premises. They were swinging for the fences back in the day, though, with print ad coupons such as $50 off a $500 purchase, $20 off a $300, et cetera.

677 N. High Street – A popular spot for financial institutions. Chase Bank at present, though Bank One before that.

647 N. High Street – First Commonwealth Bank at present, but was Brian Boru’s (club) as of October 2001.

641 N. High Street – I’m actually not sure why they give all these businesses here the same address. At present here are the various operations listed for 641 N. High, some of which have separate sidewalk entrances. And this doesn’t even get into whatever’s going on above, in the really cool looking, turn-of-the-20th century brick stuff upstairs (sorry, architecture isn’t exactly my forte). The roll call: Hammond Harkins Galleries (art), Lemongrass Fusion Bistro (Columbus institution), The Pearl (oyster bar of some sort), um, Urban Office Furnishings, Hunegnaw Executive Search, and some apartments.

In early 2001, Lemongrass opened up this neat little piano court which featured Mary Daniels every Thursday and Friday at 7pm, Gary Matteney on Saturdays. I don’t believe they are still messing around with this concept, however.

In case you’re wondering, though, it was pretty much the same concept here otherwise, even 20 years ago. The late 90s found K2U Bar/Grill (a Rigsby’s enterprise, mostly Italian & American fare, closed Sundays) and Eleni Christina Bakery, among others, slotted in where these newer businesses now are, and a decorations/antiques business called Loot also hung out its shingle here.

K2U I know was here through at least February of ’02. This joint is known for its distinctly separate halves, one more of a bar and the other more classy. The classy side features paintings of famous people, with a frequently rotating menu. 

Yukon Building (601-615 N. High Street) – kicking things off in the first shop on the left, just before the I-670 cap, is this really cool looking built in 1929. Star Jewelers, Winan’s Coffee + Chocolate, Braven Group, Akinlawon Rose, Shopping Shareables, Shred Nations, Value Real Estate, Marcella’s and a USPS drop box are the current tenants. Functional Furnishings was at 601 up through at least 2000. In more recent times, a Warby Parker had that same address, and a UPS store and Bishop’s beauty salon occupied other spots in the building. Down below is what it looked like many decades ago.

790 N. High Street – A restaurant called The Eagle Short North slings Southern themed baskets here now. While I’m not sure whether this is a straightforward or ironic hipster’s take on this cuisine, anytime you see red and white checkered wax paper underneath the food, you know it’s going to be an unpretentious atmosphere. And it doesn’t really matter anyway if the offerings are tasty enough.

2 Co’s Caberet, on the other hand, was apparently just saucy – I’m not sure about the taste. They were an offshoot of the Shadowbox theatre and opened on February 3, 2000, went bust in 2010. Before this it was Metropolis Motorcycle shop.  

736 N. High Street – Business turnovers are plenty fascinating to this nerd, but when addresses are eradicated completely, these are a mystery I want to solve immediately. For now, though, the only clues I have are that it used to be called Reality Theatre, now it is apparently nothing.

692 N. High Street – All purpose building with a mixed bag of offices. Sevell (web design) Plastic Selection Group (name seems self-explanatory, but maybe not) and Bytemonkeys (not sure what this means, though presumably tech related) are among today’s tenants. Rigsby’s once had their company HQ here, but no longer.

688 N. High Street – Quinci Emporium opened here in March of 2016, a steadily broadening enterprise which now includes a commercial kitchen and pastry chef. They offer a little bit of everything here, from imported food treats to wine to cooking classes. Prior to this, though what I’m reading might be a typo, a company called Cookware Sorcer was here. It probably was/should have been spelled Cookware Sourcer, although I secretly hope it was actually called Cookware Sorcerer. If not, that business name is a goldmine primed for discovery.

686 N. High Street – Studios On High. According to the press release tidbit on their website, they’ve been around since 1986, which makes it the longest standing gallery of its kind: owned/operated by the artists involved.

682 N. High Street – Global Gifts plies its trade here, which is apparently in the sporting/outdoor category. Former home of the similarly named Global Gallery – I’m sure you can guess what probably happened there.

680 N. High Street – Brassica is the current occupant, a Mediterranean brasserie which has garnered strong reviews on Zagat and elsewhere. I haven’t been, but would wager it’s an improvement over Ricky’s Galaxy, a previous lessee of this spot. It was a restaurant, too, and sounds impressive enough, though not quite as highbrow.

Betty’s (as of Feb ’02) was once here serving food and presumably drinks (they have a martini glass in their ads) until 2am, every night of the week. 

674 N. High Street – Short North Tavern. I’m a bit surprised to discover they at least used to offer – I’m not sure if this still applies – the occasional highbrow, touring musical act, like this chamber music trio I’m reading about in a piece from 1998. Otherwise, yeah, I think the name pretty much tells you what to expect: a fun dive bar stuffed with art district hipsters. Although then again Miles was always a huge fan of this place, and constantly trying to talk everyone into coming here. You need at least halfway decent pub grub to survive in this environment, it would seem, and they offer that as well. I’m a bit surprised by the food offerings here, in fact – not a place you’d expect to find a po’boy. John Allen is the owner during this period, the early 2000s. Free happy hour snacks, bands on weekends, chili.  

672 N. High Street – Gag gift and novelty emporium Big Fun is plying its wares here now. They once had a shop further up High, on campus, which I used to visit quite a bit back in the day. That went belly-up in I think the late 90s, and they disappeared for many a year before resurfacing here.

Before this, Europia Gourmet Foods is one business which gave this address a go. I think maybe they were suffering a little bit from branding issues, if this ad I’m looking at is any indication. You wouldn’t necessarily guess from the name that this was actually a carry-out store – or so they say (The Carry-Out Of The Short North! is their proud slogan). But the offerings listed are a funky mix of over 300 wines (impressive, true), beer, cigars, bulk coffee, gourmet dips & appetizers, home made baklava, and gifts. Oh, plus milk and half & half, presumably for the coffee. The logo meanwhile is of what looks vaguely like a leopard spotted moon with a faint ring around it.

668 N. High Street – Was once a “home furnishings and fine art” place called Ethniciti. Now it’s the Macaron Bar Short North.

660 N. High Street – The Happy Greek, which has been consistently rated as one of the top restaurants of its type in town. Dagwoodz Diner was a popular institution at this address for quite some time, specializing in – as you might suppose – sandwiches, yes, but also drawing a decent breakfast crowd. They were here through at least 2000.

658 N. High Street – Empty at the moment, former home of Raffensberger Gallery, among others. Was Cookware Sorceror, for example, then Kloth (2000), a handmade clothing store. 

650 N. High Street – Relentlessly modern looking building at the corner of E Russell was given a facelift recently – although the black & white images of moody female models continue to haunt the windows. Yes, it’s the Jacob Neal hair salon. Many moons ago, a fine art/furnishings consignment shop called Anew (had an accent mark over the e for some pretentious reason; I’m sure this isn’t why they went out of business or anything, but can’t imagine it helped, all the same) called this home. This space has a white facade now along its bottom half, but I believe it was entirely brick back then.

642 N. High Street – now Luxe Redux Bridal Boutique, was the home of Riley Hawk Galleries. Thus begins our lesson in the topsy-turvy world of selling enough art in an expensive, trendy district, so that you may afford your lease. At the time they did have other galleries in Cleveland and Seattle, however, so hopefully diversifying worked out for them. The March 2001 Gallery Hop finds them representing Masterworks in Contemporary Glass and Sculpture, to give you an idea of their selection.

However, as of 2007, it appears that this spot was empty. It’s the one with the white facade on the corner:

640 N. High Street – David’s European Skincare (circa July 2000). Says “@Stephen Colatruglio,” whatever that means. Also says it’s new as of this ad. Microdermabrasion, European Facials, Waxing, Tinting. 

636 N. High Street – Muse Med Spa currently occupies this space. Before that, they were Wells Landing, a company selling building materials and kitchen equipment. This seems like a very tough neighborhood to pull off that type of business in, and indeed, in this grainy video still from June of 2007, you can see they are having a closing sale:

630 N. High Street – Union Station Video Café (club) as of March 2000. Co-winner (with Havana) of best GLB bar in town, Alive, 2000. Ray Brown and Rajesh Lehoti own both, as well as Axis. Union Station had Will And Grace night on Tuesdays, were known more for food than Havana. 

612 N. High Street – presently nothing, though former home of Utrecht Art Supply Center.

608 N. High Street – Collander Cleaners proudly advertised having been in business since 1906, and I can tell that they were here through at least 2014. Since that time something called The Beer Exchange apparently tried to set up shop here (just a hunch, but I’m guessing it was not quite as classy an operation, and lasted proportionally as long as one might suppose) and is now listed as a single family home that was built in 1920. I’m sure that’s technically true, but if so ’tis a funky home, with a giant shop window in front.

 

555 N. High Street – one of the most beautiful sights in town, that of the Annunciation Greek Orthodox Cathedral. Also ground zero for the yearly Greek Festival.

475 N. High Street – Novak’s Tavern has claimed this address for eons.

467 N. High Street – Barley’s Brewing Company, also known of course for serving excellent food as well. They’ve featured live music in the past, which you might see mentioned in old events calendars as Barley’s Underground, but I don’t think they trifle with this at present. As far as this location is concerned, the sauerkraut sausage rolls appetizers were the highlight of one fondly recalled visit.

463 N. High Street – Bareburger. Though again this “boutique” word enters the press release, inducing shivers, the pictures I’ve seen and descriptions thereof make me want to check out this socially-conscious, artisanal burger stand. A second location exists a little further north, in Clintonville (4560 N. High).

Yankee Trader, a party supply store, was once based at this 463 address. At the time they billed themselves as “Central Ohio’s Single Largest Party Supply Headquarters.” They were here through at least January of ’01.

445 N. High Street – Mmelo. Boutique confections, they call these, in other words gourmet handcrafted sweets.

Martini Ristorante & Bar slung Italian fare and cocktails out of here for many a year. It was a lot pricier than you might expect, however, which could explain their eventual exit from this scene. They opened at some point in the middle of 2000 and were named “best cocktails in town” by Columbus Alive that year. Martini’s Martini is probably the obvious choice here, also perhaps the Buckeye Martini.  I am a little confused, however, because they have an article at the time claiming that this place has been around for a few years as of 2000 – even though in March of the same year, there’s a listing for Carlile Club at this address.

As of (at least) October 2001, meanwhile, there was instead a pub called Cellar at this address.

185 N. High Street – Haveli Bistro. Indian food.

163 N. High Street – Now: a Subway franchise. Up to at least February 2002: Downtown New Orleans. A surprisingly cheap lunch destination, given the fare. Even some solid vegan options, like a Cajun peanut dish. 

161 N. High Street – Elevator Brewery and Draught Haus. Way back when, it was known as Bott Bros. Billiards, who actually imported their bar from the 1893 World’s Fair. Following their efforts came the Clock Restaurant, before its current incarnation. This is therefore now known as the Clock Building.

In the late 90s, father/son team of Dick and Ryan Stevens set up a brewery here and created its current incarnation, which officially opened in March of 2000. At that time, among their signature dishes are Ryan’s Famous corn brats, IPA roasted chicken. The building is pretty impressive, featuring not just the original bar but also its stained glass front windows and floor made of mosaic tile. Other more modern touches like the chandeliers and so on blend in seamlessly with this retro look, and it’s even listed in a couple different registers of official historic places. Even so, while enjoying the atmosphere, I have to admit…I’ve been here, but was less than impressed with their house drafts.

They can surprise you with some occasionally adventurous food offerings, however, like a beef satay or spicy tuna tartare. At one point they proudly advertised this filet mignon served on a Tulukivi fire stone that would “sizzle cook” in front of you, served with salad, potato, dipping sauces, and three different sorbets. I’m not sure anything quite this ambitious is happening here now, but that does sound pretty damn tasty and makes me think about giving them another shot.

474 N. High Street – approximate address given to a statue of Arnold Schwarzenegger, parked in front of the convention center.

400 N. High Street – Columbus Convention Center. In ye olden days before this already quite large site was expanded and given a major facelift, predating of course the cap over 670, there was a ground level, open air parking lot accessible from East Goodale. I know this from first hand experience. Most of the events I’ve attended here were Amway conventions in the early 90s, amusingly enough. Even more oddly my girlfriend at the time, Heather, liked attending these things, to dress up and hang out listening to people’s life stories.

Speaking of stories, I made a nifty little slide show (AKA Google Web Story) about the Convention Center – heavy on the photos, light on the history. You can view that here.

Union Station, the local passenger train hub, sat here for almost a century. It was demolished in 1979, although I’m not quite sure about the exact address. Actually you can tell from the overhead arch that this would have been located on the other (west) side of the street. But you get the picture. As you can see from the photo below, the I-670 cap was designed in part to resemble this station:

350 N. High Street – A slew of businesses have set up shop here. Most prominently, the Hyatt Regency, which is connected to the convention center (see below). Big Bar On 2, Market Street Cafe, and Outlaw Ink Custom Tattoos are among its other occupants.

170 N. High Street – Currently the US Bankruptcy Court Clerk. Up through at least October of ’01, though, it was Columbus Polarity Center.

120 N. High Street – Barrel On High. In conjunction with a live music geared operation named Threes Above High (2203 N. High), these bars pride themselves on more of a down-n-dirty vibe. This downtown location focuses on food instead of music, and while the website itself has one of the lamest designs ever seen (no pictures, a plain black background), they do at least take online reservations, and post a full menu. These are actually both rare phenomenon even in these modern times. Threes, meanwhile, will send a bus out to pick you up, another great concept.

Prior to this incarnation, was once a place called Scarlet and Grey Cafe.

56 N. High Street: Was once a club called Brazenhead, as recent as (at least) October 2001. Is now a T-Mobile store.

30 N. High Street: Has been the Columbus HQ for the Church Of Scientology, since early 1998.