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Comfest 2006

Comfest 2006 ad Columbus Ohio

Even after all this time, I’m still learning new things about ComFest. For example, at least as of this year’s edition, this is apparently the largest volunteer-based such festival in the entire country. Also, I don’t even remember ever checking out the Blues Garage stage, which is located somewhat off the beaten path (and outside the park) over on Russell Street.

One thing that is absolutely new this year: a bicycle “valet” option. Yes, you heard that correctly. But it is a free service, mind you. In an effort to encourage less car driving, in an area that doesn’t exactly overfloweth with parking options during non-festival moments, organizers are hoping this latest service will inspire more two wheeled pedaling. In the past, doing so meant either knowing someone down here who was cool with you leaving your bike, chaining it somewhere random, or else walking with the thing wherever you went. Now they have some actual dedicated bicycle parking, near Buttles and Park, where you’ll receive a claim ticket from an attendant in order to retrieve it. Tipping is probably in order, but, eh, that’s still a major win if you live close enough to make this a viable transport option.

For 2006, Jackie Calderone, a leader and educator in the local arts scene, is named as the Honored Artist. Andy Klein, who has been involved with this festival for over two decades, is one Honored Volunteer and Jeff Lambert, whose participation dates clear back to ’77, is another. Local musician Bob Starker not only helped design the program, but he’s playing with four bands on Saturday alone: The Townsmen, Ukelele Man and His Prodigal Sons, The Mendelsonics, Whoa Nellie! That last entry mirrors my sentiment about his epic run overall. On one hand this is impressive, but on the other I can’t help wonder what other local acts who were shut out on playing entirely think about his antics. I guess the lesson here is that networking has its advantages. As far as the vendor booths are concerned, Nature’s Gallery jewelry and Ohio’s Roller Girls are but two of the many local businesses and organizations which have set up shop to peddle their wares.

The Solar Stage is about half music and half other things, so when it falls into the latter category, I’ll attempt to explain what the deal is in parentheses. At 2pm all three days, there’s Children’s Hour Under The Tree, which is held near the Solar Stage. On Friday, a group called Everything Under The Sun talks about how “The Sun Is Your Path To Energy,” while Saturday brings Tim Chavez on “How To Make A Solar Oven” and Sunday has Susan Moeller advising the kiddies on the finer points of “Recycle Your Brain – Collecting Discarded Ideas.” Regarding big name out of towners, John Sinclair is pretty much the centerpiece in that regard, as a noted muckraker and music scenester since the late 1960s, former manager/promoter for the likes of MC5 and Mitch Ryder, et cetera.

Events tables are listed below, although as you know there may have been last minute changes. As for any names in blue – yeah, my people, that’s right, these are links out to the artists in question, who have dedicated bios somewhere on this site.

Friday: June 23

Time Performer Stage
11:30 Brian Griffin Solar
12:00 The Mercury Retrograde Bozo
Pretty Balanced Gazebo
The Neighborhood Jazz
The Brown Notes Offramp
drum circle Live Arts
12:35 Marilyn Joyner, RN (Energy & The Body) Solar
12:50 Fearing All The Evidence Bozo
Full Bliss Orchestra Live Arts
1:00 Medicine Wheel Gazebo
Hairy Craig Explosion Jazz
Salvage Offramp
1:20 Moksha Live Arts
1:30 Stereopoe Solar
1:40 Starving Goliath Bozo
2:00 Audible Detonation Gazebo
Jon Coleman Jazz
Ramsey Band Offramp
Mark Turns Live Arts
2:05 Nikos Kaplanov (Bio and Flex Fuels) Solar
2:30 Kate Weilnau Live Arts
Giganta Bozo
3:00 American Cherry Gazebo
Khasmir Jazz
The Main Street Gospel Offramp
Indonesian Mask Dances Live Arts
Victoria Parks Solar
3:20 Verner Caliper Bozo
3:35 Easily Amused Live Arts
Barry Adler (Off The Grid Gardens Year Round In Ohio) Solar
4:00 The Jared Mahone Band Gazebo
Roddy Barnes Jazz
Elephant Bones Offramp
4:10 Bluestone Jack Bozo
4:20 Truth Serum Live Arts
4:30 Terry Keller Solar
5:00 B.A. Baracus Bozo
Frank Harrison Gazebo
Joe Diamond Quartet Jazz
Church of the Red Museum Offramp
Annie Finnerty Solar
5:10 Tablatronic Live Arts
5:35 Hal Hixson & Matt Thompson Solar
6:00 The Rackets Bozo
5 Guys Named Moe Gazebo
Madrugada Jazz
Brainbow Offramp
Spanda Live Arts
Kelly Richey Blues Garage
6:05 Dan Dougan & Tres Wahoos Solar
6:30 Jeff & Jason Solar
7:00 Alpha Zentradi Bozo
Champipple Gazebo
Shaun Booker Jazz
Pretty Weapons Offramp
John Sinclair Live Arts
Anthony Stone Blues Garage
7:10 Parker Paul Solar
7:50 Marcy Mays Solar
8:00 The Floorwalkers Bozo
Dave Chisolm Gazebo
Shawn Thunder Wallace Jazz
The Squares Offramp
Lady Monster Live Arts
BiersDorf and Kolbe Blues Garage
8:20 The Speakeasy Live Arts
8:30 Leah Carla Gordone Solar
9:00 Autumn Under Echoes Bozo
Spikedrivers Gazebo
Randy Mather Jazz
Necropolis Offramp
Sean Carney Blues Garage
9:10 Doctah Xs Seedz of Rasistance Live Arts
Jonathon Burgess Solar
9:50 Hope Vitellas Solar
10:00 The Sun Bozo
Stretch Lefty Gazebo
Jim Maneri’s Straight with Gene Walker Jazz
Weightless Recordings Offramp
Mas Bagua Live Arts
10:30 Alyson Greenfield Solar
11:00 Flypaper Jazz

Saturday: June 24

I’m off at 9:30 and head down to Comfest only briefly. Park way up near B. Hampton’s because I don’t feel like hassling with it. Wearing my leather Aussie hat, per Danya’s request, even though it’s highly unlikely I’ll see her today.

Thronged with the masses at Neil and Goodale, walking both directions. Middle aged black guy at apartment complex on Thurber was chilling in yard with lawnchair, listening to the band, and here come two young black kids on one lone bicycle, clutching towering vanilla cones, weaving through the foot traffic – possibly his children, heading home with their treats. At Dennison and Goodale, the house on the corner is chock full of people, and a handful of them are on the front porch, with a stereo blasting and lit discoball twirling.

Near that corner, on the other side and at the edge of the park, I meet up with Dan Bandman, his girlfriend Kate, and sister Katherine. Katherine’s telling me she’s enjoyed most of the music so far but that Dan has not.

“That doesn’t surprise me,” I admit.
“The one band was playing a bunch of covers, like Prince and stuff.”
“I didn’t think that was allowed”
“That’s the same thing he said.”

Dan’s girl says she likes my hat. I explain how I won it at Wild Oats, selling a certain amount of Australian hamburger, and have even worn it on the job there.

“I don’t miss it there,” Dan says.
“Well, I miss you being there,” I tell him.
“Is there anyone else left now that’s surly, too?” he asks, “or are you the only one?”
“Pretty much. I did your classic thank you to a customer tonight, actually…Thank you…I SAID THANK YOU!”

Dan tells me, “okay, dem boys are pretty much just past Steak On A Stick, if you turn left, just past this patch of light, they’re right in front of the main stage.”

Michelle Kilgore and Aaron pass by, she screams an ecstatic hello and then gives Dan alone a big hug before they continue onward.

“Okay, well, my list of priorities is beer, beer, then finding someone I know,” I joke, following this brief interlude.

“I hope you brought beer, ’cause those lines are long,” Dan advises.
“They’ve (dem boys) got beer, though,” Katherine says.

I wind up paying $5 for one plastic cup of Labatt’s. It turns out that not even a half assed effort is ever actually made at finding dem boys. Regarding the music, Lab Rats – a white rap duo – are on the Off Ramp Stage. Great beats and lyrics and they flow well, but there’s a sameness to the delivery that gets a touch old after a while. Some black chick wailing on Main Stage, for a group called Middle Child, but you can’t even hear music above her pieces. And I suppose she has a good voice, but this frequency is one I would never call anything but annoying.

Two hot blonde chicks with breasts painted pose for a friend’s picture. Wanted indigenous eats of some sort but don’t pass anything of substance – unless Jeni’s Ice Cream counts, which I’m really not in the mood for. Watermelon For Peace is giving out plastic cups of it, but I’m not interested, don’t even stop to see what they’re about.

There’s a great rockabilly band playing on the Gazebo Stage, The Midnighters. The lead singer bangs on a drum out front. Perfect weather, tons o’ people. Drum circle in the middle. Danielle is dancing at 11 with this band, Jamnesia, and that’s probably what dem boys are sticking around for. But these sandals are hurting my feet and I’m really not into it, decide to pack it in relatively early.

Time Performer Stage
11:00 Nexlevel Jazz
Aspara Tribe Live Arts
11:15 Eric Nassau Band Bozo
Electric Grandmother Offramp
11:30 Moses Avalon (The Music Business Workshop) Solar
11:40 Desert Dancers Live Arts
12:00 Room Nineteen Gazebo
Pooma Jazz
Bill Stockwell Blues Garage
12:10 Stone Groove Bozo
Illogic & DJ Eyamme Offramp
12:20 Raks Shadan Live Arts
12:35 Meera Parthasarathy (Recycling 101) Solar
1:00 Whoa Nellie! Gazebo
Mitchel/Paetsch Quartet Jazz
Sacred Shimmy Live Arts
Ryan Leist Blues Garage
1:05 Grasshopper Pie Bozo
The Receiver Offramp
1:30 Michelle Lundy Solar
1:40 L&B Rappers Live Arts
2:00 Band Of Brothers Gazebo
Magia Tropical featuring Jessica Agler Jazz
Greenlawn Abbey Offramp
The Joe Miller Duo featuring Al Smyth Blues Garage
2:05 Stone Byrd Bozo
Bill Price (Activism 101) Solar
2:20 Raks Jahanni Live Arts
3:00 Bum Wealthy Bozo
Groove Soda Gazebo
Matt Adams Quartet Jazz
The Skillet Lickers Offramp
Lydia’s Native American Dance Live Arts
Barry Chern Blues Garage
Elliot 12 Trees Solar
3:20 Zahira & Janaan Live Arts
3:35 Tai Chi & Paul Brown Live Arts
John Knouse (Strawbale Construction) Solar
4:00 Mike Perkins with John Zuck & Sogbety Bozo
Jimm Gazebo
Magically Delicious Jazz
Townsmen Offramp
Slanted Blues Garage
4:15 Snakes Rising Live Arts
4:30 Michael Lohre Solar
5:00 John Mullins Band Bozo
Quicksall Band Gazebo
Jen Miller Jazz
Chris McCoy and The Gospel Offramp
Short North Muay Thai Live Arts
Bob Sauls Blues Garage
Eileen Motok Solar
5:15 Columbus Movement Movement Live Arts
5:35 Bob Fitrakis (Election Reform Now) Solar
5:45 The Bettys Live Arts
6:00 Watershed Bozo
Ukelele Man & This Prodigal Sons Gazebo
Circus Of Cool Jazz
The Bygones Offramp
Mike Patrick and Big Al Blues Garage
6:30 Madlab Live Arts
Jeremy Mills Solar
7:00 Willie Phoenix Band Bozo
Myke Rock Gazebo
Jazz Poetry Ensemble Jazz
Mors Ontologica Offramp
Ray Fuller Blues Garage
7:10 Canonico Solar
7:20 Highjinks Dance/Grimaldi Circus Live Arts
7:45 The Mendelsonics with Jamie Lyons Gazebo
7:50 Kyle Sowash Solar
8:00 BHB./S.P.I.R.I.T. Bozo
New Basics Brass Band Jazz
The Evil Queens Offramp
Damian Knapp Blues Garage
8:15 Anatomical Scenario Live Arts
8:30 Drew Miller Davis Solar
9:00 The Fabulous Johnson Brothers Bozo
Jack Neat Gazebo
Honk, Wail, & Moan Jazz
Tough & Lovely Offramp
The Ooh-La-Las Live Arts
9:10 Isle Of Pines Solar
9:45 Women in the Blues Presentation Live Arts
9:50 Sarah Asher Solar
10:00 Middle Child Bozo
Midnighters Gazebo
Rendezvous Jazz
The Lab Rats Offramp
10:30 Heartbreak Orchestra Solar
11:00 Jamnesia Jazz

Sunday: June 25

Time Performer Stage
11:00 Z Sharp Big Band Bozo
Molly with Grace Gazebo
Mike Patrick and The Blues Drivers Jazz
Storytellers of Central Ohio Live Arts
11:30 Derek Mortland Solar
11:40 DJ Coreroc, DJ Drastic, DJ Self Offramp
12:00 Last Big Town Gazebo
Chief Johnny Lonesome & The Mound Street Stompers Jazz
Children’s Music Network Live Arts
Debbie Walton Blues Garage
12:35 Dale Hooper (Renewable Solar Energy At Work In Ohio) Solar
12:40 Listen For The Jazz All-Stars Bozo
Woosley Band Offramp
12:45 Leslie Zak Live Arts
12:50 Barry Chern Band Jazz
1:00 AHA collective Gazebo
Hurricane Jerry and Storm Front Blues Garage
1:15 Joanie Calem Live Arts
1:30 Elisa Nicholas Solar
1:40 Phantods Offramp
1:45 Men Of Leisure Jazz
OSU Hillel Folk Dancers Live Arts
2:00 Lisa Webster and Trio Gazebo
The Bluesville Drifters unplugged Blues Garage
2:05 Friends of the Alum Creek Tributaries, FLOW, and Friends of the Ravine Solar
2:15 Columbus Police & Fire Pipe & Drum Live Arts
2:20 Four Mints Bozo
2:35 Blackcat Revival Offramp
2:45 Brett Burleson Jazz
2:50 Civil Rights vs. Gay Rights Workshop Live Arts
3:00 Bucktown Kickback Gazebo
Woody Pines Blues Garage
The Newlands Solar
3:20 Mojo Kings Bozo
3:30 Ryan Smith and the Agency Offramp
3:35 Dean Kuipers (author of “Burning Rainbow Farm” Solar
3:45 Larry Marotta Jazz
3:55 Is Said & Advance Party Live Arts
4:00 Katie Reider Band Gazebo
Terry Davidson with Ray Fuller Blues Garage
4:25 HooDoo Soul Band Bozo
You’re So Bossy Offramp
4:30 Connie Harris Solar
4:40 Kalida Tribe Live Arts
4:45 Dick Mackey Jazz
5:00 Donna Mogavero Gazebo
Poetry Slam Live Arts
Mike Lenz Blues Garage
Harvey Wasserman (The Stolen Election) Solar
5:20 Tiara Offramp
5:30 Dave Workman & Willie Pooch Bozo
5:35 Katrina Youth Handbell Piece Solar
5:45 LDB3 Jazz
6:00 Decals Gazebo
Soul Satyr Blues Garage
drum circle offstage, near Live Arts
6:05 Harvey Wasserman (Peak Oil and Renewable Energy) Solar
6:15 Red Dahlia Offramp
6:30 Roscoe Solar
6:40 John Sinclair & His Blues Scholars Bozo
6:45 Tenors Head On Jazz
7:00 Dejavu Gazebo
7:10 Grafton Offramp
Leo Clarke & David Murphy Solar
7:45 Postal Jazz
7:50 Gaye Adegbolola & Roddy Barnes Bozo
8:00 Megan Palmer and the Hopefuls Gazebo
8:05 Two Cow Garage Offramp
8:45 Chris Howes Jazz
9:00 Teeny Tucker w/ Sean Carney Band Bozo
Apocalypso Gazebo
Miranda Sound Offramp
9:45 Tony Monaco Jazz

Here’s a video the official Columbus Alive Youtube channel posted, a quick montage of some highlights. A few quick interviews with various random people forms the backbone of this piece, and some of the comments are kind of funny:

As you can see, the beer mugs this year are light blue with black writing, and an exhortation to RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE on the backside. A little too close in color to the ones from just two years ago for my tastes, but hey, who am I to complain. They always look cool lining one’s kitchen cabinet regardless. Video footage of this year’s event seems to fall into that early 2000s grey zone where people were no longer starry eyed over “The Internet” and iPhones hadn’t been invented yet – therefore, much less documentation than even a year like 2001, which is surprising. Even the written reviews appear to be lacking, as it’s a big fat zilch, as far as I can tell, from the likes of the Dispatch, while I can’t seem to get my hands on any old copies of The Other Paper or Alive! to investigate their potential takes.

One small article I did find was published by OSU’s Lantern, where Andy Clark of the Reynoldsburg band Verner Caliper is raving about what a great time they had, playing here. And that’s seriously about all I’ve been able to turn up thus far. For that matter, I was there myself, on at least one of the days, and must admit to not recalling much. So it may have been a ho-hum year overall. I like the mystery here, however, that there are plenty of gaps remaining for a late-to-the-crime sleuth like me to fill in.

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